Kaiser believes that people aren’t really interested in Kris Humphries when his famous ex isn’t involved, which is probably true, but this story is so outrageous it bears repeating. So Kris was dating a budget Kim Kardashian lookalike for the last five months.TMZ has run some of the details about the relationship, presumably direct from the woman, Fatmire Sinanaj (aka Myla). They had photos of the two together at the beach, and photos of Myla courtside at Kris’ game. In response to Myla going public with their relationship, Kris broke up with her and had his lawyer send her a cease and desist. Kris’ divorce strategy is to appear heartbroken by Kim and like he’s pining away for her, and news about him dating another woman doesn’t jibe with that.

Well it gets better. Myla wasn’t backing down, and Kris went on to claim that she was trying to extort money from him. He allegedly even tried to get the FBI involved, as if they don’t have anything better to do than support a millionaire basketball player’s side in a divorce. Supposedly nothing worked and so Kris and his lawyer took out the big guns – they called Myla’s boss and tried to claim she was a prostitute. Myla works in a high end NY Hotel, and Kris’ lawyer called the manager with these outrageous claims in an attempt to intimidate her. Are you kidding me? Here’s the story from TMZ:

Kris Humphries sicked his lawyer on the fancy New York City hotel his ex-girlfriend works at, telling the manager that Myla Sinanaj ran a brothel out of the hotel and had sex with hotel guests … so claims Myla’s lawyer.

Joe Tacopina, who now reps Myla, tells TMZ … Kris and his lawyer have been on a search and destroy mission against his client, trying to hide the fact that they have been in a relationship for 5 months.

Tacopina says Kris’ lawyer called the hotel manager last week and made the claims. Tacopina believes Kris and his lawyer wanted to get Myla fired, to make a point that she had better shut her mouth about her relationship with Kris … or else.

By the way, sources connected with Kris confirm his lawyer made the call.

We’re told hotel management investigated and quickly determined the allegations were baseless.

Tacopina tells us … a defamation case against Kris now looms large, and he had better apologize quickly for what he says is shameful, vindictive conduct.

But a source connected with Kris tells TMZ, “He will not be apologizing.”

[From TMZ]

This is some fifth grade, movie-of-the week move. Who does this? This same thing happened to me in like fourth or fifth grade. A kid on the playground told me he would spread the rumor that I was a prostitute if wouldn’t be his girlfriend. I went home and told my parents because I had no idea what that even meant. This just goes to show that Kris Humphries has the mentality of a child. He somehow managed to hire a lawyer at the same level of stunted emotional maturity. I’m wondering how the conversation between Kris and his lawyer went while plotting out this idiotic strategy. “I know, let’s call her job and get her fired. We’ll say she’s a hooker. Dur. Basketball.”

These photos of Fatmire/Myla are from Facebook. Someone started a “page” for her as “public figure” on June 5.

Kris is shown out on 2-4-12. Credit: Demis Maryannakis, PacificCoastNews