Stylish Celebrity Escapism
Contributing Writers
Dec 6
'06
Britney shows her lady parts, hides her newborn baby. What’s wrong here?


The California Department of Children and Family Services is said to be trying in vain to contact Britney Spears, who is suprisingly inaccessible considering how much the public knows of her whereabouts. Page Six reports that child welfare agency is concerned about her two children, Jayden James, almost three months, and Sean Preston, 15 months. They may be simply following up on an earlier visit after Sean Preston fell from his highchair, but it’s likely they’ve been tipped off by her antics with Paris all over town.

The best news is that Britney’s mom Lynne is said to be watching the kids, because grandparents are usually much more attentive than the help, but they also report that Lynne can’t get in touch with Britney, which probably means that she hasn’t seen her children much lately apart from orchestrated photo-ops.

A source close to the singer said, “The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”

But they are not the only ones worried about Spears.

Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear.

The family source said her mother, Lynne, “is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can’t. Lynne, Britney’s brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph’s help.”

A rep for the Department of Children & Family Services in L.A. didn’t return calls.

But it wouldn’t be the first time the family service agency’s social workers paid a visit to Spears. On April 8, representatives for the department, along with the L.A. County Sheriff’s office, went to the Malibu home Spears shared at the time with hubby Kevin Federline after Sean Preston fell from a high chair and hit his head while he was under the care of a nanny.

Another friend of Spears said it is possible the department is now merely following up on that original visit. But the Spears household has probably become even less stable since April.

The public has yet to get much of an even covered-up glimpse of little Jayden, and at first Britney was said to be waiting to publish his pictures until she brokered a deal with a top magazine. She then was said to want to give the pictures away so K-Fed couldn’t get 1/2 of the profits. Vanity Fair may have rejected an unpaid Suri-like spread for Jayden, but People was interested at one point. It’s clear that Britney isn’t taking Jayden out or spending much time with him in between her busy schedule going out to clubs and flashing poon with her new friends. In fact we’ve seen way more of Britney’s hairless kitty than we have of her newborn child.

At least she’s been seen out with Sean Preston. That’s something.

Header picture of Britney out with Sean Preston at the zoo on her birthday from Celebrity Puke.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Family, Photos

4 Responses to “Britney shows her lady parts, hides her newborn baby. What’s wrong here?”

  1. It sucks that poor innocent children are always having to be drug through these sort of things. If you don’t have it together. Please try not to procreate until you do.

    Report this comment as spam or abuse

  2. After my sis divorced her ex, she went through a wild stage too. NOT the best way to re-find yourself! Brit, get it together at least for the sake of your boys!

    Report this comment as spam or abuse

  3. Britney’s lost her fucking mind, that’s what’s wrong here!

    Report this comment as spam or abuse

  4. Since Britney took the “Courtney Love Road”, I believe we can assume such attitude for now on…

    Report this comment as spam or abuse

Recent Comments:
  • vdantev: When will people realize there is no “sunny side” to prostitution? It’s illegal for a reason, people....
  • Rosebudd: Jess, I think Natalie Cole is very, sweet, humble and talented. I take issue w/ Martin Luther King’s...
  • anastasiabeaverhausen: Many people in my family are/were hunters and they would have never stood in front of this to...
  • smo: gee, there’s a surprise!
  • smo: I can’t imagine any boyfriend teasing a girlfriend about said wrinkles and getting a second date. I assume...
  • anastasiabeaverhausen: I’m just amazed anyone cares about Aniston’s computer habits. I’m also...
  • xiaoecho: We appreciate the extra work :-)
  • mollination: How come we equate a girl enjoying sex with being a skank as Larissa called her? I don’t even...
 
 

Celebitchy is a celebrity gossip site written by several independent authors. The opinions of the authors are their own and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Celebitchy, LLC. All information on this site is for entertainment purposes only. Articles are based on rumor, conjecture, and published information in other sources. Celebitchy, LLC makes no claims that content is valid, accurate, or true. Celebitchy, LLC and the authors contributing to it will not be held liable for damages resulting from errors, omissions or falsehoods published on this site. It is not the site or the contributing authors' intention to defame or malign any particular group, religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual. Celebitchy, LLC is not responsible for content on linked or quoted sources. All comments made by visitors to the blog are the responsibility of their respective authors and are only sporadically monitored. Celebitchy, LLC will not be held liable for comments in any way.