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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton thinks owning a bunch of pets qualifies her for motherhood</title>
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		<title>By: AC</title>
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		<dc:creator>AC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um... 4 babies by 30?  Do the math lady, thats impossible now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230; 4 babies by 30?  Do the math lady, thats impossible now.
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		<title>By: Toubrouk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toubrouk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 14:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let's get the news right here: Paris Hilton thinks she qualifies for something? Since she appeared on tv screen, she proven that she is an abymmisal failiure on everything she does. Why children should be different?

Let's hope she don't breed...Or take a trip in Africa...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s get the news right here: Paris Hilton thinks she qualifies for something? Since she appeared on tv screen, she proven that she is an abymmisal failiure on everything she does. Why children should be different?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s hope she don&#8217;t breed&#8230;Or take a trip in Africa&#8230;
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		<title>By: Viv</title>
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		<dc:creator>Viv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry for my grievous spelling of "'cause"... sometimes I get lazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for my grievous spelling of &#8220;&#8217;cause&#8221;&#8230; sometimes I get lazy.
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		<title>By: Viv</title>
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		<dc:creator>Viv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When her kid shits on the floor, she'd probably smack it with a rolled up newspaper, cuz that's how Paris rolls; the kid'll probably be joining the monkey soon after that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When her kid shits on the floor, she&#8217;d probably smack it with a rolled up newspaper, cuz that&#8217;s how Paris rolls; the kid&#8217;ll probably be joining the monkey soon after that.
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		<title>By: Kaonashi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaonashi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh hell, I hope this thing NEVER has children. For her to compare children to pets shows how incredibly stupid she is. I have a kitten, and no way do I think taking care of her "prepares" me for motherhood. 

If by some horrible fate she actually has a child, he or she will end up like these poor animals- as items for Parisite to pose with.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh hell, I hope this thing NEVER has children. For her to compare children to pets shows how incredibly stupid she is. I have a kitten, and no way do I think taking care of her &#8220;prepares&#8221; me for motherhood. </p>
<p>If by some horrible fate she actually has a child, he or she will end up like these poor animals- as items for Parisite to pose with.
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		<title>By: Poor Boopie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Poor Boopie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 23:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone is right.  She would just hire nannies to take care of her kids and probably would never touch a dirty diaper, puke, snot and other bodily excrements that young children and babies frequently project.  Yes, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it Paris?  Once she got a taste of morning sickness, swollen feet, belly, and breasts, not to mention a body that doesn't bounce back to what if was before pregnancy - Paris would be wishing she'd never got knocked up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone is right.  She would just hire nannies to take care of her kids and probably would never touch a dirty diaper, puke, snot and other bodily excrements that young children and babies frequently project.  Yes, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn&#8217;t it Paris?  Once she got a taste of morning sickness, swollen feet, belly, and breasts, not to mention a body that doesn&#8217;t bounce back to what if was before pregnancy - Paris would be wishing she&#8217;d never got knocked up.
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		<title>By: Someone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Someone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a mother of a 3-year-old with special needs, I can't believe Paris thinks that having children is like having a pet.  STUPID.  She has NO IDEA what it's like to be a mother.  Then again, if she ever did have children you know she'd get a nanny to care for them and she'd only make appearances when she wanted to play with them or pose for pics.  I hope she's infertile.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a mother of a 3-year-old with special needs, I can&#8217;t believe Paris thinks that having children is like having a pet.  STUPID.  She has NO IDEA what it&#8217;s like to be a mother.  Then again, if she ever did have children you know she&#8217;d get a nanny to care for them and she&#8217;d only make appearances when she wanted to play with them or pose for pics.  I hope she&#8217;s infertile.
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		<title>By: Flea</title>
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		<dc:creator>Flea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Babies are such a convenient accessory these days.  Convenient to make and convenient to forget about when you're tired of them.  

More people need to be nonbreeders.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Babies are such a convenient accessory these days.  Convenient to make and convenient to forget about when you&#8217;re tired of them.  </p>
<p>More people need to be nonbreeders.
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		<title>By: Bex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please dear Lord, nooo!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please dear Lord, nooo!!
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