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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Photos, Sluts, SmartSmartSmart
15 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan begs for help in a rambling message, needs to go to college”
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Oh God, poor thing.Pathetic, coke-addled, paranoid freak. Someone, please shove her off something tall.
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man she is weird - crazy shit she is weird!
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Drugs are not good for your spelling. she should go back to third grade and try again.Having said that, does she really think this helps her? Doesn’t she have a publicist who will say, “umm..no. let’s not let loose with the crazy talk.”? Jeez, she makes the Scientologists look normal.
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We have drugs in the Midwest too.
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Holly I’m sorry for generalizing about the midwest. I guess I have this wholesome image of it. My brother lives in Wisconsin and it seems so nice to me when I visit.
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Drugs are hard to find in the midwest? What college did you go to? My home state, Missouri, is the meth capital of the world. The LAST thing we need is LiLo to get addicted to Meth…I mean, she’s skinny enough as it is…
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Well some guy, I’m from Missouri too and if her teeth start rotting out of her mouth, probably a sure bet she’s a meth addict. (however, bitch does have money and can buy veneers, hmmm…………….)
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Yes Bob, someone can “Jump The Shark”. Look at Paris Hilton. She just so over it…
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Someone knock her out and shut her the hell up!
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She was so totally, totally, totally coked-up when she wrote that. Oh my God.
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I agree that the best thing she can do is get her butt out of L.A., clean up, go to college and become someone with a ounce of dignity.
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I am not a great speller so I am not going to harp on that. But what i WILL harp on, is that I KNOW im not a great speller and if I am writing a letter that I know will be read by important people, whether it be the Altman family or the press or my lawyers,… iw ould type it at home , in a formal letter setting, with spell and grammar check and I would proof read it to get rid of run on sentances etc. She OBVIOUSLY didn’t read this after she wrote it. She probably was high and thought it was shakespear. I wont make fun of her lack of writing skills but I will make fun of the fact that she doesn’t feel its necissary to treat an important letter different than an e mail to friends.
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Go Lindsay! You tell ‘em girl.
I’d like for her to encourage her buddies Paris, Brit and co. to write an e-mail with similar intentions (….heehee). Hopefully then all of the impressionable girls that take this unfortunate Hollywood craze seriously will realize that their idols are actually nothing more than morons with way too much money who are only good for flashing their crotches, looking like trashy sluts, screwing everything that walks, starving themselves and putting too much crap up their noses, all while having the serious disillusion of being significant and important people in the world.
I say, Go Lindsay! Show the world what their missing. Expose Hollywood for what it really is. And while you’re at it, write another e-mail, the first one made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in years. -
There is a real simple fix to this, Miss Linds. Don’t go out at night and stay off the coke. duh.
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Isn’t her fifteen minutes officially up right about now?
Can a PERSON “jump the shark”? I think Lindsay Lohan has jumped the shark.
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