Obviously, Lindsay Lohan is a cracked-out mess. Somehow, in between working 25 hours every single day and clubbing every single night (don’t worry, it’s crack math!), Lindsay found the time to “pose” for Terry Richardson once again. She hasn’t posed for him in a few months, ever since Radar revealed that they briefly “dated” and the Cracken basically scared the crap out of Richardson because she’s a hysterical, cracked-out, high-maintenance stalker. Well, Terry is back. And he somehow managed to get Lindsay to pose for him once again in her crack den at the Chateau Marmont.
The complete photo set is pretty disturbing, and I’m not including the photos with nudity and/or Lindsay pointing the gun to her head (or her mouth, etc). If you want to see the full photo shoot, go here. Movieline notes that Terry published the images on his Tumblr, Terry’s Diary, but pulled the images soon after. I’m sure he got a call from the Cracken. Now, to me, this looks like a fake handgun, but I don’t pay that much attention to guns in general, so I’m sure someone will school me. In addition to the gun play, Richardson also snapped photos of Lindsay looking weepy in a bra, Lindsay smoking, Lindsay with liquor bottles on the bedside table, and one of my favorites, Lindsay wearing what I’m sure is the faux fur coat from the Liz & Dick set. I told you she would CRACK HEIST the entire wardrobe department. And she’s too stupid to realize that it’s bad form to flaunt the clothes that you’ve stolen.
Here’s my #1 favorite photo, because you can tell crackie is trying to recreate Elizabeth Taylor in Cat On a Hot Tin Roof or Butterfield 8 (both include iconic shots of Taylor in a white slip). Cracken On a Hot Tin Roof?
I guess I should say something hand-wringing and sympathetic about Lindsay considering she’s trying to “telegraph” something about her unhappiness and suicidal thoughts, I suppose. The nicest thing I can say… her predicament isn’t all her own doing. She had horrible parents, she was surrounded by enablers, and the legal system gave up on her a long time ago. Maybe if someone stepped up to the plate and made her take responsibility for her actions, she wouldn’t be such a mess. That being said, there are so many people who have it worse, and I’ll save my sympathy for them.
Photos courtesy of Terry’s Diary/ONTD.