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Earlier this week, there were some tabloid stories about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s relationship and how they seem to be for-real dating now, not just hooking up, not just some fling. The stories about Mila and Ashton are just depressing because I always hoped that Mila would have better taste in men, but she does tend to go for the douchebags. But let’s be clear – Mila is definitely the Alpha Dog in this or any relationship. In my mind, she’s worlds better than any of the douchebags she dates, and they should be thankful that Mila is even deigning to allow those buttheads look at her boobs. Except… that’s the thing about douchebags. Even when they scored the hottest girl, the girl that all of the other dudes would love to date, the douchebags will still want to keep their options open. Thus, a new story from Us Weekly:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher don’t need to define their relationship.
The Ted actress, 28, and her former That ’70s Show costar, 34, looked tight as they zoomed around Hollywood on Kutcher’s motorcycle June 17. But as a source recently told Us Weekly, the actors — who were spotted sharing meals several times during the spring and even took a three-day road trip getaway outside L.A. in late April — are not an official couple.
“They’re not exclusive, but they are hanging out and seeing where it’s going,” a source close to the pair explained.
Kunis and Kutcher are certainly making up for lost time. Though he was married to Demi Moore, 49, for six years, and she was in a longterm relationship with Macaulay Culkin, 31, “they’ve been hot for each other for years,” a second insider said. “It stretches back to when they were friends on their show!”
My interpretation is that Ashton is a douche and he’s all “Baby, let’s not define this.” But there’s another option too – Mila is ashamed. Mila wants us to believe that she doesn’t have her heart in this. Mila doesn’t want to get bad publicity from dating a douche, so she’s letting us know that it’s not getting serious. Either option degrades her, in my opinion. But I just have to let Mila make her own mistakes. Sigh. I hope this girl gets her head in the game.
PS… Note the tampons in the bag. She’s not pregnant, I guess. Also: I have those flip-flops!
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis
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She is way to good for him!
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+1. Why the hell is she dumpster-diving? Geez
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This is ALL Mila. Not only does she have the upper hand, but I envision that Ashton is following her around like a puppy dog.
I think she’s like a lot of women-sometimes you snag some interim dong while waiting for someone great to come along. It’s just about having someone to kick it with while simultaneously keeping your options open. No way is she in love with Ashton, he’s just her temporary plaything.
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so when a “a lot of women” do this its cool and when a guy plays with a girl and drops her when “someone great comes along” he is a douchebag?
just because ashton deserves it doesnt make it right.
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Julie- do me a favor and read what I wrote, please, instead of making up imaginary words that I DIDN’T say to start an argument. It’s perfectly ok for a woman OR a man to spend time with someone with the understanding that it may not lead to a long-term relationship. At 34, I’m pretty Sure Ashton knows what he’s getting into-nobody is forcing him to be with Mila. FFS.
Instead of babying Ashton like he’s some fragile flower who might get burned why don’t you give the guy a high-five for having fun with a seemingly great girl?
But I guess that wouldn’t suit your argument then would it?
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LMAO @ us analyzing the tampons in her bag.
Also, this is how I see it:
“Oh, I don’t want to hurt Demi. She’s so fragile…”
“Omg, Ashton, you’re so sensitiiivvvee!!!!”
Sorry, y’all. I’m reading Ashton with the upper hand here.
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LOL that is too funny!!!
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I agree. I think Mila’s following Ashton like a puppy dog.
I hope to God they don’t pretend to be Jackie & Kelso… ugh.
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She is picking those tampons up for Asshat.
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I’m sorry, but how many toes does she have?
If I’m seeing right I’m happy she’s proud of what she looks like! Imperfection is perfect!
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i thought the same but if you look closely you will see the missing toe.
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She’s from Fred Flintstone’s lineage.
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yup, another evidence of deformed feet from having to wear horrible shoes from soviet times in the childhood.
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Please tell me you’re joking, Nina? LMAO. Soviet Union shoes were no different than regular shoes. The closet where you stored them may have been a little cramped, but the shoes themselves were fine.
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You are joking, right?
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Her toes are fine. She has heterochromia though, which makes her cat eyes more appealing.
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i dont care if they are dating or not just being with that douche is enough to erase her from my book of cool ladies.
if she is getting busy with him she was also busy with the momma boy.
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Am I hallucinating, or has she looked like crap lately? Not actual crap, but crap relative to her beauty? I don’t think she’s been looking so hot… puffy, tired, bloated… etc.
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That must be the influence of a douchebag.
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Agreed. Douchepuff syndrome?
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I’m glad you mentioned that. I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
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If she is not ashamed, well honey, she should be.
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amen
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She should be ashamed, he’s disgusting and she could do so much better
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Why should she be ashamed. It’s just two unattached people having a fling. Who cares.
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Exactly. I don’t understand this attitude that she should somehow feel bad and ashamed for dating a guy, no matter how douchey *we* think he is. If they’re not exclusive, it’s probably becuase it suits her just as much as it suits him. She strikes me as being a bit of a free spirit now, especially since her last relationship was 8-year long one. She probably doesn’t want to be tied down to anyone right now.
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THANK YOU!!!! i’d ride that mofo NSA too! no problem with her gettin some!
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No Mila!!!! Don’t do it, he’s something nasty that my dog ate and then threw up. You can do better for yourself.
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this is really bad for her image.
she was in black swan, had some great style choices during award season, and was on people’s radar as a someone to watch. now, she is putting all this in jeopardy.
stop it, mila. please.
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Um, yes. She was headed straight up, and all she needed was a little PR arranged high-profile relationship to keep people talking. Instead, she fizzled and she’s touching a dirty douchebag in public. She needs to regroup!
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LOL, are you being serious or just very naive? She fizzled? And who are you discussing here and why? This is exactly that little PR arranged ‘relationship’ you’re talking about. She wouldn’t be seen much in the tabloids if not for this, that is. Btw, people were saying the same stuff about her & JT last summer, it didn’t hurt her career at all, it only helped promote their movie. In fact, she has big projects lined up and is becoming more popular. A movie with Robin Williams in Sept, then a major production with Wachowski bros in which she plays the leading role. Does it sound like fizzling out to you? And this little thing with Kutcher will be forgotten by the end of summer.
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Why are the men the only douchebags in the scenario? If she likes men like that so much there must be a reason.
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yes of course, a girl dating a super known douchebag doesnt need to complain. but its that we thought mila was different from the insecure women in hollywood who fall for douchebags.
thats also why people refused to believe she had something with momma boy timberlake.
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John Mayer is probably next in line.
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Oh god poor Mila getting papped while buying tampons! – luckily here the double-bag those things and I’m not even a celeb lol
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I get Mila being ashamed of associating with Ashton Kutcher, but why should she be ashamed of buying tampons? Women have periods. It’s not a secret — everybody knows it. Logically, she’s buying something to deal with her periods. Why hide that?
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I’m just glad that means she’s not carrying a Douchebaby. Wave those things proudly, Mila!
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Lol
Judging by most people’s comments I’m starting to hope they get married!
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she should be ashamed, but she probably isn’t. and i’m pretty sure he has control in this relationship – douches like him know how to manipulate others.
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Yup, like she could be happy to be with him…haha!
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I don’t think a relationship with that jerk is going to help her career or popularity – quite the opposite. the guy is a sleaze.
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Sorry but because of those ANNOYING ads at the bottom of the pictures, I cant see any toes.
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Hit the little ‘x’ in the right corner and they go away.
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TheOriginalKitten, your a giver!
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Mila hasn’t been looking good lately. Really puffy and out of shape. Just not healthy. First Timberdouche…now this.
My girl crush is over.
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I think her tampon purchase is weird/staged. Why does she have three different sizes?
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Really?! I buy two different sizes every month (gasp!).
I don’t see the big deal here it’s not like she’s banging Charlie Sheen or a married man-douche like Eddie Cibrean. I’m pretty sure she knows him better than we do. Let the girl have her fun and get out of her COOCH already.
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Maybe her flow fluctuates depending on the day? mine starts out heavy and gets lighter. I assumed everyone’s did.
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Seriously? Day one is “super” day, and by day four I’m into the lights. I need all three in the Tampax multi-pack. It’s the best idea ever.
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She has bad taste in men.
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Just when I thought his hairdos couldn’t get any worse…they did.
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I think Mila is a sensible woman. (I’m giving her credit here because I like Macauley Culkin a whole lot more than Asston.) It’s good to be Mila Kunis, is what I’m thinkin’ right about now. I wouldn’t profess anything serious with that douche either. LOL
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Wait so he was in his 20s playing her bf at 14? Maybe they just want to try out what was once so forbidden to them.
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GAH.
I need to learn not to click on Ashton Kutcher stories. He looks exactly like my first boyfriend if my first boyfriend had been a little taller and lobotomized.
Maybe Mila only cares about how a guy looks and nothing else. That seems to be the kind of girl Ashton goes for — really, do we think Demi was with him for anything but his youth and looks?
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she does look puffy, but she IS buying tampons. Pretty sure I look bloated and puffy just about every time I go to buy tampons too
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Do these people ever wash?
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What in this article means that she is the Alphadog in this relationship? If she was embarrassed by him, it would be rather easy to hide it but they have been going out to public places. I think people have put her on a pedestal for whatever reason but at the end of the day, she is Hollywood and she will do what she’s told for PR and sometimes she might date a douche if he’s high enough on the totem pole.
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Exactly. One day the story comes out, the next day she’s on several radio shows promoting her new movie and everyone can’t wait to ask her about the ‘dinner’ with Kutcher. It’s called garnering attention, advertising. She gets paid big $$ for her crowd pulling power. How is she supposed to reach a very large group of tabloids/gossip reading folk if she’s not in the tabloids? It’s Hollywood ffs..
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What a hoot……she just started dating the guy, of course they aren’t exclusive. And this is supposed to imply she is ashamed? LOL She has known the guy since she was 14 and has considered him a friend a long time. She likes him, get over it. And maybe, just maybe she knows him a little better then a tabloid reporter. It won’t affect her career one bit, one way or the other…whether it only last one more week or is still going strong a year from now.
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Mila isn’t ashamed–and why is everyone so mean to Kelso? I still have no idea how he survived with Demi for so long…what a selfish headcase-i feel sorry for her daughters. Ashton must have some good qualities, in and out of bed, to attract so many beautiful and successful women. And look at all the free PR Mila is getting! Mila is not a dumb woman..sex, money and PR..don’t see why this is so scandalous!
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Right, it kind of does degrade her a bit that she has chosen him to date. Uggg. Even if he and Demi were having problems, the way he handled the end of the relationship certainly seemed immature. Actually, I have always thought of him as quite immature, so who would want to have their good name associated with this kind of a guy? Apparently Mila would. Whatever…it’s their thing, even if we can’t understand.
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