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I am a proud American. For real. I’m the daughter of an Indian immigrant who loved his adopted country, and who was particularly worshipful of the “origin story” of America. I live very close to some very historical, Founding-Fathers-type stuff, and I love it. I tear up when I hear “The Star-Spangled Banner”. When the Olympics come around, I will cry every time some American kid is standing on that top podium, a gold medal around his or her neck.
… That being said, I love Englishmen. On this Fourth of July, let us take a moment to acknowledge that for all of our greatness as Americans, we still haven’t produced someone who looks like English model David Gandy. There’s just something about the UK… sigh. They produce some incredibly beautiful men, right? These are photos of Gandy from a new photo shoot for “August Man: Malaysia’s Definitive Men’s Journal”. Would I give up America for David Gandy? Probably not. But I would totally become a dual citizen if it meant getting into his pants.
Dear Great Britain: I’m glad that I’m not one of the Queen’s loyal subjects and all, but I still think you guys are pretty awesome. Have a happy Fourth of July, y’all. And keep making men that look like this.
Photos courtesy of August Man.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in David Gandy
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I got chills hehe! WOO
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I gat chiiiillllsss they multipliiiiiyeen, and um looooosing controoowoooo, cuz da fiiiiiiyaaa ur suuuplyyyen iz electrifyen!!!!! (via grease)
Happy 4th to all my US celebitches!!!
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Are you telling everybody your, I mean our age.. . .?? Some things hurt so good to remember.
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I like his crumpets!
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Happy Yankee Doodle Dandy, Gandy!
Well said, K! Happy 4th everyone!
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Happy 4th of July from across the pond! ^^
Love how this post doesn’t even go into what he said. That’s the way men that look like this should behave – look hot and keep your yap shut.
Good to see someone’s excited about the Olympics, I’ve been feeling like I’m the only one lately!
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Oh no, I can’t wait for the Olympics!
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LOL, shut-up and look pretty?!
Happy 4th ladies!
He kind of reminds me of the beautiful Andy Whitfield (who unfortunately passed away from cancer on Sept.11, 2011). Especially the close-ups with his incredible eyes!
And beautiful tribute K! Really touching.
Although I must say, we are catching up to the UK really fast: We have been having more children of mixed ethnic backgrounds. The stronger and richer the blood, the more beautiful the result!
Again, Happy 4th of July to all.
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My body is ready,
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Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets him first
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I was not aware that Malaysia HAD a premiere men’s magazine. Where can I obtain a copy of this issue?
Okay, anyway…Happy 4th of July, Fellow Celebitches! Remember a few simple rules:
1) Do NOT drink and drive (DUH);
2) WEAR SUNBLOCK;
3) Mix out your booze with water occasionally – stay hydrated;
4) Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, mix beer with smores (it’s not pretty – a lesson I learnt as a teen, and this should really be #2);
5) Wear earplugs, to avoid that hideous Katy Perry “Firework” song that some insipid, no-imagination-having techie/radio station/both will play (it will stick in your head for WEEKS)!
OK, have fun everyone!
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You too, Bella!
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Bella…your words of wisdom for sure! In regards to your smores and alcohol…yikes! Teenage trauma’s can be so long lasting~
Happy 4th!
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Chat – To this day, I cannot use peppermint toothpaste, chew peppermint gum, or use peppermint mouthwash due to an abominable Peppermint Schnapp’s situation. I was only 14 or 15 years old. My loving Mum made me peppermint tea the next morning (to “soothe my stomach” she said).
I’ve not used a single peppermint thing in almost 30 years, not even to attempt to mitigate morning sickness. THAT is saying A LOT.
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You too Bells!
And people, watch out for Lindsay, no one is safe on our roads now that she is done filming, and can drive herself around again.
Stay home, bar-b-q, and most importantly, drink-up!
Cheers everyone!
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Happy 4th @ CB, Kaiser, Bedhead and at everyone! *hands out cupcakes with blue/red/white swirls of frosting*
Cheers!
*raises glass of Crackmopolitan* (too early for a Cracktini yet)
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It’s Happy (4th) Hour somewhere…cheers! *clink*
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*clinks glasses w/Nanea & brin*
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I don’t know how but I forget how hot David is until one of these posts comes up. But I hate the “thinking man” pose he has in one of the photos.
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Ooh yes purleeeese! He looks rather like Hugo Taylors hotter older brother, from Made in Chelsea (UK real life drama type thingy).
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Happy 4th! Stay safe and cool!
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the hottest model ever.
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I mean – thank you, David, that’s very kind of you. Nevertheless, I still like Aubry more than you… And, nothing personal, but would you mind next time getting a pic together with Andy Carroll, pretty please? That seems like the only way to bring Kaiser’s attention to the prettiest Englishmen of the day… P.S. I’m filing similar request with The Fassy as well.
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that last photo is H O T
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Is this a calendar shoot? I would be okay with every month being August in this particular case.
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I am a proud American too and am Olympics obssessed. I completely shut down every 4 years and do nothing but watch the Olympics and am so happy that they are in London since I too am obssessed with England. I love my Brits! No one has better humor then them and that accent is the best in the world. There is just something so sexy about British men. British authors from the past are also pretty awesome.
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Kaiser, dear……..
Come to the country ….out were the men get their muscles from work not the gym….were they get their farmers tan from working in the fields no from a spray….where they are long and lean and are loving machines not puffed up like Pillsbury dough boys on steriods to have a 6 pack…..LOL
Come to the south…..I got warned by my mommy about those southern charmers from over the mountains and when I got older I looked and looked till I found me one…….and she was RIGHT. I Married him 45 yrs ago….LOL
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Anyone wanting a daily dose of the gorgeous David Gandy should be following his official page: http://www.facebook.com/OfficialDavidGandy
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I have a thing for the Brits also always have, always will, from Idris Elba to Fassy, to Cucumber I share a love of their wit, charm and difficult names.
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Oh wow you’re Indian? So weird I’m listening to Chalak Chalak. All I have to say is you guys make great music I love Bollywood. Anyway, David Gandy is so fine plus he’s humble which makes him even more attractive/fine.
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London calling! Yowsah!
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I have a problem with this photo shoot: he’s wearing too many clothes!
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Happy 4th to everyone at CB. Oh and Kaiser, yes Gandy is dandy but let me tell you, there are some serious American born and bred males that I have/had my eyes on this week that make me even more proud to be a Yank (via my greatgrandparents immigration through Ellis Island from Ireland in 1912). I am at my beach house in southern NJ and there are some serious lifeguard bodies and faces that surpass this Brit.
Can’t wait for the 2012 Games and all those fine, hard working, dedicated athletes that have earned the honor to don the red, white & blue!
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Happy Fourth! Thanks for the post Kaiser
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Dat last pic, his shirt *.*
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“We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.”
William Faulkner
Happy 4th of July!
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I’ve been head over heels ever since Mr. Gandy said Gisele was a *itch.
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YUMMMM YUMMMM!! WHAT A FINE MALE SPECIMEN INDEED! OOOWWWW
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WOW !!! He’s beautiful . Just stand there pretty …no talking , just stand there . Yum ! : D
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I have to admit that he is a very handsome. But then again, he is an actor and a perhaps a model so he is required to be one. No wonder girls and grown women fall for them.
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