Coming off of yesterday’s “controversial” Diane Kruger post, this one shouldn’t incite too much emotion. Diane and her lover Joshua Jackson were in Paris for the Chanel show yesterday – and dear God, were they adorable. They’re like dolls. She’s a German Barbie and he’s sort of like… Canadian Ken. She plays with Josh like he’s a doll too – look at the way he’s styled!! That’s all Diane, you know it is. She was like, “Darling, this is what you need to wear. Loafers, no socks. Shave. Look goofy and sweet.” No, she never has to tell him “Look goofy and sweet.” He ALWAYS looks like that. I do love them together. I love that he’s totally fine with Diane styling him like a doll. But dear God, I really dislike the no-socks-with-fancy-loafers look on heterosexual men. As for Diane… the beret is cute. I would imagine that Karl Lagerfeld styled her.
More photos from the Chanel show… Milla Jovovich in a cute Chanel suit. This is actually my favorite look of the whole fashion event. I just wish she was standing up straight.
Sofia Coppola looks incredibly chic here.
We get it, Michael Pitt. You are SO COMPLICATED AND HARDCORE.
The rare Alexa Chung photo where she doesn’t look so wonk-eyed. I think she might have gained one pound too.
Take a moment and just imagine what your life would be like if these two were your parents. OMG. PS… Look at Karl’s booties!!!!!!!!!!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
loafers and no socks are my pet peeve. it should be banned and people should go to jail for it. no discussion.
Loafers WITH socks ARE my pet peeve especially if those loafers are worn with shorts or a 3/4 length pants. I style my fiance sometimes too….he is a jock naturally and will wear sweatpants and jeans everywhere if I let him, but nothing emasculating…never that! 😀
I’m most concerned about the too short, gunnin’ pants. I’ve been out of the US in Central Asia for 3 years now so I feel the need to ask, is that a ‘thing’ now? Are guys wearing their pants like that now? Are they usually doing it WITH shorts? Does it look just as bad?
I HATE shoes and no socks. It looks so uncomfortable.
anna wintour having no neck looks uncomfortable too.
Love Diane and Alexa looks good for once. I miss “Jimmy” on BE! *sigh*
Alexa’s legs don’t look shockingly like toothpicks in that picture. I wish she would quite would the pretentiously mussed up hair.
for someone who is suppose to be at the head of the fashion world, anna wintour never looks good to me. i almost always dislike the way she styles herself. outfits are always rather ugly, never chic.
She’s always wearing those fug shoes. Her shoe game is nonexistent. Only Aniston has worse shoe game than the Wintour of my discontent.
Only Aniston has worse shoe game than the Wintour of my discontent.
Heh. I love a good pun.
Speaking of amazing couples Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour. In my worst dream we could add Naomi Campbell…then lock the three in a room. Who would survive??
All that fierce in one room? The world would combust.
Naomi – she’d pick Wintour up by her ankles and beat Karl to death with her.
We have one vampire (KL), one soul sucking witch (AW), and a beserker with good wigs and great legs(NC). I think the vampire and the witch will kill the berserker and then kill each other in the end. Karl will drain Anna and then ends up dying from her poisoned blood in Anna’s final revenge. So to answer your question: Anna would win.
Anna Wintour should start covering her upper arms.
ya those arms are giving me all sorts of reptilian chic!
Reptilian chic LOL!
She should be proud of her arms, not cover them. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you have to wear long sleeves to a dress-up function. Old age and wrinkles are a reality, not something to be ashamed about and hidden. You will be old some day. Good luck on covering up those arms.
I kind of agree. But she comes buy those muscles honestly. She plays tennis everyday.
stunning as always!
Karl and Anna are supposed to be at the apex of the fashion world but yet they are both hideous and has looked the same for the last decade. I always feel like its a situation of the Emperors New clothes with the two – in any other situation, these dried up, bitter and unfashionable people shouldn’t have the power to call others fat or block them from the invite list
+1 Mia! Neither one has changed their hairstyle or their “style” in years. Wintour’s clothing generally looks fine although always very businesslike, but that hair – ugh! And Karl – from top to bottom, the man is hideous. At least I don’t spend a lot of time or money in NOT looking my best!
Josh Jackson…..want it. Don’t care about his loafers-as long as he’s not wearing them when we do it.
+1
With that headline I was expecting at least pink pants and a pink and green checkered jacket. I dislike how this site always has to go for the “heterosexual men should not wear this or that” or “he does not wear clothes two sizes too big, he must be in the closet”.
Style and sexual orientation have nothing to do with each other and it’s so close-minded to think like that.
I’m curious – is this a Celebitchy thing or an American thing? Here in Europe I see guys dressed like Josh all the time and I never think “oh, they’must be either gay or emasculated by their girlfriends.”
I totall agree. What a small-minded thing to say.
I think it must be a North American thing. I live in Canada but grew up in Europe and go back quite a bit. European guys dress like this all the time and look stylish. I think Joshua Jackson looks fine.
Saying that he is “emasculated” somehow impliees that Diane is a controlling bitch or Josh has no balls to stand up to her.
Completely agree. I am Italian, italian men don’t wear socks with loafers in summer and, believe me, don’t look emasculated at all. So doesn’t Joshua Jackson, as well. Actually, I think he looks very very fine, and very very male!
The only issue I have are the pants are a little small/tight as well as short. If they were longer and a smidge less tight, I’d have no problem with the no socks and loafers. The overall look isn’t bad, just the fit.
Agreed. Josh just looks stylish and European. I live in Paris and you can pick out the American guys a mile away. They’re the ones dressed like Mark Zuckerberg. Yuck!
Shakes head. Where I come from he looks perfectly fine. Men wear shoes without socks as a casual thing all the time. He obviously didn’t want to look too dressed up and the pants are short. If he wore socks with those shoes, with that length of pants he would of looked ridiculous.
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Oh please… most American men would do well to appear so “emasculated.”
I think it’s a Middle America thing. Certainly not the attitude in any state that matters….
From the great state of Illinois, Swats…screw you!
Illinois sucks. I live in Missouri, and it sucks here too.
milla’s pose is hilarious hahaha
Omg I love Diane’s dress!
I loathe shoes with no socks too, and it looks really painful. Poor Joshua, but he’s so cute, hell!
Diane’s dress looks like someone was thinking of an 18th century miss going through a rebellious stage.
I swear I saw the same thing at the end of 8th grade.
LOL, I love this post!! The only thing I will say is that I love that color on her. Besides that, well….
Diane’s dress is one of the fugliest frocks I’ve seen in a very long time. The skirt flares at exactly the wrong spot. It makes it look like she either has an enormous ass, or she’s hiding an ottoman under her dress.
Hate the beret, too. In a different context it would be adorable, but it’s all wrong with that dress.
While I don’t love the look on Josh (merely like it), it’s cute that he dresses like this for his GF. Not every day but for a fashion show that she is pumped up about. Its like playing “tea party” with a child – you indulge them because you love them. And then you go back to the adult world with a smile on your face!
Actually, Josh wears that blue shirt quite a lot. I don’t think it was special dressup for him. Maybe the loafers were.
No socks, loafers, stubble = Miami Vice look. He looks like Rainn Wilson.
Michael Pitt is auditioning as the young Karl Lagerfeld.
not a beret!
The black chapeau thing she’s wearing clashes terribly with her dress, but at least it’s covering some of that wide screen forehead.
I lurrrrve JJ but he looks like he woke up hung over and had to run out the door three minutes after he woke up. LOL, the thing is, it kinda works for him. He does “tousled” very well. I don’t especially like the look but I wouldn’t call it “emasculated.” I hope he never wears tight capris again, however. 🙁
And….Jeebus……AW and KL together. Can you imagine being on the other end of that camera lens? I fear for the life of that photographer. Surely he or she is undergoing some sort of exorcism today, no?
I really them together, beautiful couple!
+1. They are my “couple crush”.
Did I totally forget to add the verb? you can insert like/love, etc. They are awesome together!!! 🙂
<3 would work too!
Yeah I can’t figure out the fashion message from Anna Wintour and Lagerfield. Are we supposed to pick some super-tense (helmet hair, crazy neck-support-collar) stylized look and then… wear it FOREVER?
They remind me of that thing your mom says when you are a kid making faces: be careful or it will freeze like that!
I like this couple and I think they look fantastic. They seem very genuine- no contrived poses of them looking into one another’s eyes or whatever. In these and the pap shots that have come out recently, they always look happy to be with one another. Awwww!
i’ve begun noticing a lot of gotta-pee style of standing since last year. is this a new way of standing? or are those couture dresses are so complicated they have to be put on hours before the show and then do not allow any lifting up for the duration of the show?
her fashion sense is horrific, and she just succeeded in making him look like she got him all dressed up and then made him run a 5k. wtf.
She is timid.. afraid of fashion, accessory dreary and just a bit of different but not bold, heavens.. no bold. Karl would huff and laugh her theory and execution to scorn. And they all look whacked out, disheveled and tired of fashion in this story..
Shoes with no socks??? WHO CARES!! It’s the darn pants. They are way too short. He might as well wear coolots.
WTF is up with the damn panniers on Kruger’s dress? I know Ku**y Karl is into the whole “let them eat cake” attitude but that doesn’t mean he needs to bring panniers back… How literal of him!
I love him. And I love her dress. Gimme both 😀
This is one of the things I don’t like about her… being with him. He has admitted that she dresses him, so yes, I’m sure she picked out the entire outfit.
Don’t love the length of the pants, and the shoes with no socks… but I’d take Josh (again and again… and again) no matter what he was wearing. The clothes just end up on the floor!
Does Diane do anything but go to events and be a clothes horse? People give Blake Lively shit for being a famewhore but at least she isn’t whoring herself at forty events a week.
Diane & Josh are adorable!
Ha. They all look good except the two fashion designers at the end; stale as f***.
Diane and Joshua look like something that stepped out of the Sartorialist’s/Scott Schuman’s fashion blog (the dude who takes pictures of people mostly in New York City because he likes their outfits). I swear all I ever see on his blog are men wearing loafers without socks-for a straight guy so entrenched in the fashion world, it is hilarious reading posts about him waxing poetic about something as mundane as loafers!
Would someone please tell me what is the deal with Anna Wintour’s shoes? She always has the same ones. Why?? What shoes are they??
He looks like he’s just coming off of a week long bender.