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		<title>By: brian</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>shes gorgeous, got it all lips, hips legs, she was Bound and i believe Gagged for this shot


Brian</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shes gorgeous, got it all lips, hips legs, she was Bound and i believe Gagged for this shot</p>
<p>Brian
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		<title>By: john</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very well done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very well done.
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		<title>By: raven</title>
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		<dc:creator>raven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The cover shot reminds me a bit of young Elizabeth Taylor.  This woman deserves credit for taking her burlesque performance to an art form.  Most fetish performance people have limited scope.  This woman is famous all over the world to regular audiences.  She is, apparently, quite professional in her conduct and, despite some of the poses, is never personally vulgar.  

I think Marilyn Manson was a fool for ever treating her badly.  She showed bad judgment for ever hooking up with him, but may have thought that he was like her, naughty on the outside, nice on the inside.  It would be interesting to see her get together with George Clooney.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The cover shot reminds me a bit of young Elizabeth Taylor.  This woman deserves credit for taking her burlesque performance to an art form.  Most fetish performance people have limited scope.  This woman is famous all over the world to regular audiences.  She is, apparently, quite professional in her conduct and, despite some of the poses, is never personally vulgar.  </p>
<p>I think Marilyn Manson was a fool for ever treating her badly.  She showed bad judgment for ever hooking up with him, but may have thought that he was like her, naughty on the outside, nice on the inside.  It would be interesting to see her get together with George Clooney.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Jag, yes I&#039;m a woman and I know this and have that too.  I&#039;m not talking about size, I&#039;m talking about the &quot;cross-eyed&quot; effect where the nips are too close together.  :)

Nonetheless, she looks very glamorous and pretty in these photos.  I love the cover shot.  Looks like Marlena D.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Jag, yes I&#8217;m a woman and I know this and have that too.  I&#8217;m not talking about size, I&#8217;m talking about the &#8220;cross-eyed&#8221; effect where the nips are too close together.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Nonetheless, she looks very glamorous and pretty in these photos.  I love the cover shot.  Looks like Marlena D.
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		<title>By: ff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her breasts aren&#039;t real. The beauty mark isn&#039;t either. She&#039;s said this in a lot of interviews.

We love her anyway for her dedication to her craft/image.

I prefer her nude pics more on the arty side - the ones she did with Scarlett Johanssen were sun hot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her breasts aren&#8217;t real. The beauty mark isn&#8217;t either. She&#8217;s said this in a lot of interviews.</p>
<p>We love her anyway for her dedication to her craft/image.</p>
<p>I prefer her nude pics more on the arty side &#8211; the ones she did with Scarlett Johanssen were sun hot!
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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... love the cover pic, and like the 2 semi-nudes.  Her skin looks like milk. Wish I knew who her surgeon was,for if I ever win the lottery. lol

@gg ~ most women have one breast larger than the other.  I love that her surgeon kept them a tiny bit different.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; love the cover pic, and like the 2 semi-nudes.  Her skin looks like milk. Wish I knew who her surgeon was,for if I ever win the lottery. lol</p>
<p>@gg ~ most women have one breast larger than the other.  I love that her surgeon kept them a tiny bit different.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, snark alert and helpful advice for wannabe&#039;s:  
Well, you all could be just like her if you coated yourself in white and red paint, lined and dyed everything else Clairol Blue-Black, wore batwing eyelashes and lived in a corset to reduce your waist like she has.  Anybody can do this folks.  Everybody I clubbed with in the 80s did this, as well as myself.  But one warning - makes you look like a tranny vampire during the daytime when you go grocery shopping.

And they&#039;ve been doing the nipple insertion implants for ages.  I have relatives that have had all three kinds - reduction, under-muscle implants, and nipple entry ones.  They all look &quot;off&quot; and unnatural.  Only difference with Dita, or Brenda or whatever her real name is, is her plastic surgeon just didn&#039;t put EEE knockers in there, so yeah they are going to look better than Pam Anderson&#039;s.    :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, snark alert and helpful advice for wannabe&#8217;s:<br />
Well, you all could be just like her if you coated yourself in white and red paint, lined and dyed everything else Clairol Blue-Black, wore batwing eyelashes and lived in a corset to reduce your waist like she has.  Anybody can do this folks.  Everybody I clubbed with in the 80s did this, as well as myself.  But one warning &#8211; makes you look like a tranny vampire during the daytime when you go grocery shopping.</p>
<p>And they&#8217;ve been doing the nipple insertion implants for ages.  I have relatives that have had all three kinds &#8211; reduction, under-muscle implants, and nipple entry ones.  They all look &#8220;off&#8221; and unnatural.  Only difference with Dita, or Brenda or whatever her real name is, is her plastic surgeon just didn&#8217;t put EEE knockers in there, so yeah they are going to look better than Pam Anderson&#8217;s.    <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: chick</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i herd that Jeremy Piven wanted to date her. perfect match IMO. sorry but Clooney is too good for any Manson reject.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i herd that Jeremy Piven wanted to date her. perfect match IMO. sorry but Clooney is too good for any Manson reject.
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		<title>By: Sharon k.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sharon k.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>freakin gorgeous!
Love her!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>freakin gorgeous!<br />
Love her!
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		<title>By: tigerlille</title>
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		<dc:creator>tigerlille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a lovely woman.  She sure knows how to put her assets to good use.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a lovely woman.  She sure knows how to put her assets to good use.
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