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My vote for “Most Depressing Couple of 2012” goes to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Yes, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in contention, but I always come back to Biel and JT. Mostly because they’re both so oblivious, and both of them are walking into their marriage for the worst reasons ever. I guess JT is going into the marriage hoping that Jessica will finally STFU and let him do whatever he needs to do with whoever he wants. Jessica is going into the marriage because she really doesn’t have anything else going on, and she thinks maybe becoming Mrs. Timberlake will help her career. She certainly doesn’t sound like a soon-to-be bride looking forward to a wedding. At all. The tabloids have regaled us with stories about JT’s pre-nuptial douche-tastic behavior (like, refusing to give up his “bachelor pad”), and the subtext of every story is “Justin can get away with anything now because all he has to do is threaten to pull out of the wedding, or just buy Jessica some jewelry and she stops cramping his style.”
So, with the wedding full speed ahead for all of the wrong reasons, it would take something truly horrible to derail it, right? How about if JT has an on-set affair with a lovely English costar? Biel only has a problem with it because it might change the wedding plans!
Jittery Jessica Biel jetted to Justin Timberlake’s movie set – just to keep tabs on her fiancé! Biel flew to JT’s side because she fears another woman will try to steal him away before their wedding, say sources.
“Jessica worries because Justin is such a flirt,” a source told The Enquirer. “So she flew to Puerto Rico where he’s filming ‘Runner, Runner’ just to keep an eye on him. Justin is a charmer who can’t help but attract stunning girls. While Jessica thinks he’ll behave himself, she finds it hard to trust other women with him.”
Adding to the temptation, Justin’s co-star is British beauty Gemma Arterton! “Gemma is a brunette, and Jessica knows she’s Justin’s type,” added the source. “She told Justin she was joining him because she hates being away from him, and that’s true. But deep down she also feels that she needs to keep tabs on him before their big day. She doesn’t want her dream wedding ruined!”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
Gemma is married, isn’t she? Yes, she is. Plus, she seems like a smart girl – too smart to get involved with JT. But I do believe that Jessica is worried about Justin’s “flirting”. God knows, he’s probably banged half of the female extras thus far. But it bugs me that Jessica isn’t thinking, “OMG, he might cheat on me and our relationship will never cover because I’ll never be able to trust him again.” She’s thinking, “OMG he might cheat on me and people might find out and then how can we have this huge wedding spectacle, and what if he breaks up with me after I find out about his affair?”
Interesting sidenote: Runner, Runner also stars Ben Affleck. Ben’s wife, Jennifer Garner, and Jessica are super-close. Garner is also coming to Puerto Rico (with the kids) to spend time with Ben – and probably to keep an eye on him too. I wonder what advice Garner gives Biel?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake
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Well, I’m worried his wandering eye will ruin their MARRIAGE. Silly me, I know.
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IKR? If she is only concerned about the wedding, it kinds of shows where her head is at and has been all through their relationship. She just wants to be Mrs. Timberlake perhaps and once they have wedded will turn the blind eye to Justin flirty and cheating ways like she has done throughout their relationship.
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lol right. kaiser is right, “most depressing of 2012″ by far…i don’t see any inkling of a spark. so confused by these nuptials. wouldn’t it be weird if they got a good 10 yrs out of this? i’d be gobsmacked…
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Took the words right outta my mouth.
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Yep, I was thinking the same thing. I guess she’ll worry about that AFTER the wedding. First things first.
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Mr. & Mrs. Foreshadowing.
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I was so thinking the same thing!
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If your husband to be can’t control his wandering eye BEFORE the wedding then guuuurl… you know it’s time to quit the dick
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yep, he’s not even close to being worth it
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I guess it’s true what they say, you can’t have it all: a killer body and brains. such a shame cause her booty is an inspiration, but her personality will put u to sleep.
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I raise you Charlize Theron
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ummm I am not even a fan of Biel, but Biel’s body will RUN laps around Charlize Theron (IMO) and I love Theron.
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Not comparing. Just saying that Charlize has a killer body plus brains
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Wrong. I’m not even talking about Hollywood, it’s not like you go to movie stars for brilliant wit. But I’ve known plenty of incredibly hot professors and lawyers.
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She is just devoid of personality, emotion and common sense. Is she the latch on girlfriend in the blinds? She should be. Why are they getting married? And why is she so bland? What does she have on him that he would marry her? I cant tolerate him either but he has his funny moments.
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CDAN did a HUGE reveal for the 4th, and the cling-on GF was gwenyth!!
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i love the photo where he’s holding a cock.
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Thank you!!! Was thinking the same thing. I also like the last picture with his side eye. What a great choice of pics to use, Kaiser.
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No, he’s choking a chicken.
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I don’t understand why they are getting married. He can do better and he looks so unhappy and confined when he is with her. I don’t think it will last more than year.
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IDK, she’s gorgeous and he’s fug. But other than their wealth and (questionable) talent, neither one of these people is a catch, IMO.
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is she planning to follow him everywhere?! he can’t commit. marriage isn’t going to change that.
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She’s Jen Garner 2.0. She should get knocked up and complete the plan of getting that shotgun marriage. Because i doubt theyll make it to the alter at this rate. I’m sure Jen is advising Jessica. Like girl this is just the part you have to get through to get the ring. And then once she gets the ring it’ll be girl once you have a baby everything will be alright. And it never ends. I wouldn’t be taking advice who has baniade babies to keep her husband from cheating and has to go to set to make sure he doesn’t cheat after 3 kids and years of marriage! Jen and Ben are only happy now cuz he got that boy he so wanted. He seems to like her pregnant and distracted with the kids so he cab bang blake lively…..allegedly. Lol. Omg Jen is Jess’s future how tragic.
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Jessica is a pretty girl, Im sure there is another actor out there for her, so why she is settling for Justin (who isnt that good looking) is a mystery to me.
I think she would be perfect for Tom Cruise!
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NOOOOO! Lack of personality aside, I STILL think she’s too good for Tom “Crazy McXenu-pants” Cruise. She’s also too good for JT, IMO.
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I love the phrase “wandering eye.” I’d have no problem if my man wanted to LOOK at someone pretty every once in a while (not all the time, that’s just disrespectful). Even I like to stare at a good-looking man.
Seems to me Jessica is better off worrying about his wandering peen.
I hope she comes to her senses and breaks it off right before the wedding. That would be plenty of payback, and think of the outpouring of support she would get – just can’t trust him, etc. Totally Team Jessica on this one.
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She wouldn’t get any support no one would care this relationship isn’t that interesting. Most people know they won’t last, people will talk about it for a few days and move on. If anyone breaks off the engagement wedding it would likely be Justin she has wanted this wedding for a long time she’s not going to end it.
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Wandering eye, wandering cock. Does Jess really think she can keep that in cage?
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Ugh, I feel like JT has sucked all the talent and beauty right outta Jessica Biel. I don’t think she was ever going to be the next Meryl Streep or anything, but I remember seeing her in that period movie about the magician (what was it? too lazy to IMDB it) and I thought she was actually quite wonderful, acting-wise. And so, totally, completely gorgeous.
Now? Bangs trauma and doormat status. I cannot stand Justin Timberlake.
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The Illusionist. I liked that movie, very much.
And I cannot stand Trousersnake either.
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It’s funny how Justin put all the blame on Britney for their breakup, but he’s clearly a person who cheats in relationships. Though I do think he was madly in love with Britney, and he was her life, which was why she fell so hard, starting with Federline.
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Well, some of Brit’s problems with relationships and quickie marriages were probably the bi-polar issues starting to rear their very ugly head.
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She wants to be a Mrs.
He gives her that, she gives him freedom. Aren’t they both bi?
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I can bet that he will run away from the altar. Will she run after him? Of course
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I thought she liked females.. Bi?
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I think he is bi and she is a lesbian but she’ll do what she’s gotta do for a check (lol).
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ok.. can someone please give me a reason why these celebrities get married?
If they can’t keep it in their pants then they are not marriage material and who wants to spend their life spying on their mates to make sure they are faithful when they NEVER are. Makes absolutely no sense to me.
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I believe it’s called having your cake and eating it. Celebrity or not, I can’t think of anything more foolhardy than entering into a relationship or marriage with someone you know you cannot trust from the off. It seems there are those that are willing to do so however, for a whole myriad of strange reasons. I’ve never understood it myself.
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They’re like the beauty and the beast. Never understood how someone can find him even a bit attractive, and I wish she would find someone who deserves him.
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Aww what a nice story…. she’s trying to keep her fiancee from boning other chicks… because she knows he’s boned other chicks throughout their entire relationship. Now that’s true love y’all!
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When you have arguably one of the most beautiful faces in Hollywood, why would you cut it in half with that God awful fringe? It makes her look five years older and so much less attractive. Someone NEEDS to tell her to grow it out, but I get the sense she doesn’t have girlfriends who would fill her in.
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Oblivious? More like willfully ignorant and stubborn.
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This should last at least a year guys.
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“hile Jessica thinks he’ll behave himself, she finds it hard to trust other women with him.”
What, like she thinks women are going to taser him or something? Please. When you trust your man, you don’t worry no matter how attractive the women he hangs out with are.
I have no idea why she is marrying him, or why he is marrying anyone.
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He’s a douche (and as if Gemma would lay eyes on his ass). She’s an idiot for putting up with his shit.
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What if: They really love each other and have a working relationship; what if he hasn’t really been cheating on her at all; what if she is really a great gal and no one realizes that just because she isn’t in the spotlight all the time; what if he’s very happy with her and they actually do marry and have a long and happy union? Just sayin’…….
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Kosmos what are you taking? Is it legal?
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What? Impossible! This is Celebitchy we’re talking about.
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