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I got a tip about these Princess Charlene photos, but I’m not really seeing why they’re all that noteworthy. The tipster claimed that Charlene and Albert were in Germany (that’s true) for a state visit with the new German president (also true), and that Charlene was taking pains to cover her midsection with a billowy scarf/wrap (somewhat true but not really), which obviously means that Charlene is “hiding a baby bump” (false). I have to say… sometimes you bitches are too conspiratorial for even me, and I’m like six months away from blogging in a tin-foil hat (for real).
Anyway, as I said, these are new photos of Charlene and Albert in Germany on Monday. They did a nice photo op with German president Joachim Gauck and his partner (they’re not married) Daniela Schadt. Everyone was hoping to get a good look at Schadt since no one knows if she’s going to be a fashionista First Lady, but Charlene kind of stole everybody’s thunder by coming in with this bright blue ensemble for the day photo-op. I don’t think the giant tube thing is actually attached to her outfit – it’s a separate, removeable thing, and she did remove it. Then she put on the pretty Louis Vuitton scarf and everyone was like “OMG PREGGO.”
Now, Charlene could totally be pregnant. But I don’t think she’s showing and I don’t think the scarf and the “hidden” midsection really means anything about anything. I’m actually thinking that we will hear something about Charlene’s womb sometime in the next few months. Because now the heir to the Monaco throne – Andrea Casiraghi, Albert’s nephew – is engaged to his young, presumably fertile girlfriend, and Albert has to compete with that. Albert needs an heir. And quickly.
PS… I’m still LOVING Charlene’s haircut. It’s very Princess Diana-post-divorce. And it suits her too! I’m also including a photo of Charlene’s evening ensemble for what I’m guessing was the formal state dinner.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Charlene Wittstock, Fashion, Prince Albert of Monaco
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Instead of bumpwatch for Charlene, I would implement Smilewatch…because you know she’s going to be positively gleeful at the thought of her escape upon providing an heir! She does look more smiley in these pictures that normal, so perhaps…
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i would NEVER get the celebitches fascination with this clown and his rapunzel princess. smh
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This. Every time there’s a Charlene post, I’m all, “Why? Who? Huh?”
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I don’t think she’s hiding her midsection at all. I think someone noticed her nips poking out in the first wrap and covered her up like a good little princess. I think she is so gorgeous and I love the wrap (minus the nips)
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The royal version of TomKat.
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She looks good & dare I say…”happy”.
Hope if she is preggo, little royal takes after her.
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I can’t bear to look at her fake happy face. She looks like she is falling apart from within.
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That kiss is very Kelly and John Travolta in its passion
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Ouchhh!!Ya’ hear that Kelly??? You need to give more passion in your kiss so everybody could follow your example better!
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Gorgeous outfit! I love the colour, and the scarf.
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She ruined her face with plastic surgery. It is painful to watch her “expressions”.
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It’s true, her face looks awfull and her chicks ar so artificially uplifted.
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Yup…i spy with my little eye two nips pointing in very different directions.
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She is very pretty.
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yes she is!
she looks amazing here too
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Love the LV scarf. Hate the tube thing.
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She has very broad shoulders so I don’t know why she would accentuate that.
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What a beautiful lady. I hope this is worth it in the end.
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Her tits are standing out LOL.
I’d like to see a Casiraghi next. I still hope Charlene would run away from Albert, he hit me as gross.
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I would feel so confined in the tube/wrap/thingy. Love the color though.
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People say she’s had cosmetic surgery, but she’s absolutely beautiful.
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Would you sacrifice a innocent child to escape this family of wasted degenerates..? She’s a loser..
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Get it out and run girl!
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Gak, the longer she takes to get pregnant the more times she has to do him.
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Probably just water weight or the curse….she looks pretty think to me.
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Getting pregnant by Albert doesn’t exactly sound romantic, but it’s her ticket out. Get preggo and run, girl!
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I look at her and think “She looks lovely and beautiful’.
Then I look at him and think ‘Eww, not at all attractive’.
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E.T. fingers! Seriously, why does this beautiful woman wear things that emphasize her broad shoulders??
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I think she looks beautiful as always. I am surprised Celebitchy did not have anything really horrible to say about them like they always do. If you have nothing nice to say do not say anything at all. She is a grown women that has been with Prince Albert for years so she know what she was getting into. Leave them alone and stop hating. They have everything anyone could ever want so what is not to hate. If they are happy which I think they are or not it is nobody’s business. Before you judge others look at yourselves and your own faults and maybe you would not be filled with so much hatred for others. These people have done nothing to anyone and do not deserve to have these stupid rumors over them. Leave them alone you hypocrites.
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Whoever dresses Charlene insists on highlighting her swimmer’s shoulders in the most unflattering outfits possible. “I know–let’s wrap a jumbo ace bandage around her chest! It even restricts movement! Albert will LOVE that part.”
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Beautiful woman.
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