Back in June, just a week into the filming of Liz & Dick, Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway. IT WASN’T HER FAULT. It’s never her fault. Why would you think it’s a crackhead’s fault? You’re prejudiced against crackies. You should be IN JAIL. That was basically what it came down to – in the days following the crash, Team Lohan (Lindsay + Dina + a gallon of tequila) tried various excuses in the press – the truck cut off Lindsay! Lindsay wasn’t driving! Lindsay didn’t try to escape via another car and pay off the driver she hit! Lindsay was headed to work and she was already in character as Elizabeth Taylor! And of course, Lindsay claimed the Porsche’s brakes failed. That was one of the many explanations for why there were no skid marks at the accident site – nevermind the less complicated reason of “Lindsay was too cracked-out to brake.” Anyway, the Porsche dealership (or whatever, the company maybe?) tested the “failed” brakes on Lindsay’s totaled Porsche and guess what? Crack liars tell crack lies.
Lindsay Lohan’s brakes couldn’t have failed last month — moments before she slammed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler — because sources tell TMZ, Porsche itself tested the car after the crash … and the brakes passed with flying colors.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay blamed faulty brakes for the accident.– telling friends she slammed on the brakes when the truck allegedly cut her off … and nothing happened.
As it happens, we’re told Porsche caught wind of Lindsay’s excuse and contacted the company that rented Lindsay the vehicle — asking if it could formally test the car.
According to sources, the rental company obliged — and Porsche ran its tests, finding the brakes that had been installed on the car were A-OK, and showed no evidence of malfunction … which blows Lindsay’s bum brakes excuse out of the water.
A rep for the Santa Monica PD had no comment. A rep for Porsche also had no comment — but did say they’re cooperating with authorities. Calls to Lindsay were not returned.
So, Lindsay lied about the brakes failing, she lied to the cops about who was driving the car (she told them her assistant was driving), she (likely) hid drugs and alcohol she was carrying in the car, and on and on and on. And still… nothing. Originally I said that the cops would likely penalize Lindsay with “a friendly slap on the firecrotch” but they won’t even DO THAT. The cops are all “Meh, why go through the trouble of even making it look like Lindsay Lohan isn’t above the law?”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and PCN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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