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These are “the boys” from the UK premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Quick question: Does Tom Hardy’s fiancée Charlotte Riley remind you of anyone? HOW ABOUT NOW? Right? All of a sudden, Ol’ Charlotte wants to remind everyone that she scored the Hardy Dong. Of course I’m jealous – I’ll admit that outright. I wish I was getting Hardy Dong on the regular, and that the Hardy Dong had given me a diamond ring. But even then, I’m not sure I would be posing on the red carpet like the English version of LeAnn Rimes. As for Tom… I have no idea why my biscuits aren’t feeling him these days. Maybe it’s the lack of fur (glorious fur!). Maybe it’s his fiancée’s LeAnn-Face. Whatever it is, nothing is happening in my drawers. *sad face*
Next up: CUMBERBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately for Benedict Cumberbatch, the photo agency was especially crackie last night, and they labeled these two photos “Benedicte Cumberbatch” (fancy!) and “Bernard Cumberbatch” (BERNIE!). Still, he looks nice. Any excuse for a good ‘Batching. These days, with Tom Hardy de-furred and with his LeAnn-looking fiancée, I’m leaning more towards giving my biscuits to Cumby. Take ‘em, Bernie.
Prince Harry was there! I have no idea if this premiere was affiliated with any charity that Harry might be involved with, or if Harry just wanted to see a Batman movie. I’m leaning more towards Harry being a Batslut. Who do you think Harry prefers: Anne Hathaway or Marion Cotillard? Neither, probably. He likes blondes. But Annie would probably do in a pinch. PS… I have no idea why Harry is rubbing his nips. I would imagine it just feels good. So why not do it in public?
Christian Bale looks nice. Sibi seems to only wear black dresses. She’s not very adventurous, but then again, she maintains a sort of classic, elegant look. That hair needs to go, though. Her hair has never looked worse.
Cillian Murphy. I’m sorry, Cillian-bitches. This guy just doesn’t do it for me.
Joseph Gordon Levitt looks so much better here than at the NYC premiere.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Benedict Cumberbatch, Christian Bale, Tom Hardy
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bale looks amazing.
the hottest looking i’ve seen him.
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I know right?! Bale looks the best I’ve seen in a long time (and I thought he looked great before!). Good for Cumby, he looks lovely. Even JGL is doing it for me in these photos. Except, oh dear, not today Tom my love!
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Bale looks fantastic, Cillian just looks creepy,Cumberbatch looks like a weird reptile, I’m thinking lizard, Levitt looks like a smug douche. Oh but Bale sweet Bale. Yummy!
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Is Prince Harry trying to make farting sounds with his pits?
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lol your comment had me doing a Butthead and Beavis laugh for a while
thanks for that haha
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I can’t stand him but that is a hot pic of him.
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PHG, Bale and Cillian for me.
Cillian Murphy isn’t that photogenic IMO. He looks waxy most of the time. On screen though, he looks great!
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Christian Bale and Cillian Murphy are the only ones doing it for me!
And the only one who does nothing, and I do mean nothing….is Tom Hardy.
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+1! Cillian still does it for me in that pic and it’s a really bad picture of him
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Bale for me. JGL needs to stop with his red pins,
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i was going to ask what the pin means. is it an alternative for an AIDS awareness red ribbon? it’s nice if he’s supporting a cause.
EDIT: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2010/10/joseph-gordon-levitt-hollywoods-boy-wonder-grows-u.html
JGL explains the pin at the bottom of the article.
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it’s for his site…not for a cause, that’s why I find that annoying
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Joseph Gordon Levitt hands down. I am not sure if its because I am nearing pms but meehhhh they are all doing nothing for me….normally I would get a reaction from Prince Harry and Cillian Murphy. On these set of shots, JGL is the only person that induced a slight reaction *Kanye west shrug*
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Benedict Cumberbatch has a certain something. He’s there all posh and gravely and strangely hot and..Gah!
To Christian Bale: You will always have a special place in my girly heart but it’s been ‘Cumberbatched’. I’ve been told there’s no cure.
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There is no cure. The symptoms of a solid Batching only grow more severe over time.
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Symptoms are known to be alleviated by mega-Batch-athons and repeated playings of Sherlock.
Side effects may include a growing obsession for Andrew Scott and his Irish drawl and eyes …
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Well then Lyssie89 and Amelia, I do believe I am screwed..and I regret nothing
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alonsyalonso1, I just read your screen name properly and had a geek moment ^^
Fun fact … there are rumours that David Tennant is going to light the Olympic Cauldron on the 27th.. ¬¬ Thought you’d like to know
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Amelia – I think that just made my morning! When in doubt, geek out.
I think Matt Smith (i don’t care what people say! I like his Doctor!) took the torch somewhere as well.
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I can’t see Joseph Gordon Levitt (JGL) the same way (used to think I wanted to hit that) since he said that thing about pretty girls can’t be funny. I think there’s a lot more where they came from. You can see it in his face here that he’s a DOUCHE!
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Can anyone find a pic of Bale’s wife not wearing black, smiling broadly, hair parted down the middle, exact same length, exact same highlights? This is not a criticism as she looks very nice always, but I just noticed that she has a really consistent style. (Although the crimping this time is a bit different.)
Also, I LOVE that Tom Hardy has not messed with his teeth. I have a front tooth that is slightly pushed back from the other (noticeable from the side) and I appreciate it whenever anyone with the means chooses to not cap them all over something like that.
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Ooh I like a challenge!
The dress is blue.
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/090526/GAL-09May26-2087/media/PHO-09May26-163676.jpg
That said, I think this is the only one. Every other picture she looks the same. I don’t mind the wearing black, but her hair always looks the same.
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Yeah L!! I’m sincerely impressed!
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My teeth are like his. I hate them. It is nice to hear that people like them.
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Bale, hands down without a doubt. I was watching the premiere online on Yotube (I’m cool like that..) and there was a fairly strong breeze which was throwing Sibi’s hair about everywhere. I genuinely aww-ed when he was tucking her hair behind her ear for her, it was a very sweet moment.
I’m loving the Batch pictures ^^
Charlotte Riley was very, very annoying. Pose-hard doesn’t even cover it. If you think the photos are Rimes-y, then the actual footage is worthy of a Rimes army.
Where was Michael Caine?!! I’m get worried for ol’ Alfie..
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Her hair is channeling Beyonce in her independent women-style. It’s so… 90′s. Urgh. Her dress is totally see trough BTW.
I’ll take Bale. To go.
Thank you.
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I do love a good ‘Batching. Thanks for the hotness.
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Where’s my man Gary Oldman? I’d take him any day over all of the above.
Also, I do not see the Cumberbatch appeal. I His eyes appear to drift in opposite directions.
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Yes and yes.
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Harry is the hottest one there to me.. And you know he’s all Marion..
Everyone else looks alright, but I think I’d pass on taking any of them home..
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I just got back from seeing it here in Melbourne. Some guy in the theatre I was watching it in got busted trying to film it and the usher just told him to turn his camera off. He didn’t even kick him out. As for the film itself unfortunatley I wanted to like it more than I did. It ‘s not as good as the last one and there was no one in it anywhere near as good as Heath Ledger was as the Joker. Also Bale continued to talk in that low raspy voice so I missed a lot of his lines. In fact the audio for a lot of the dialogue was quite bad. To make matters worse I had a group of cynical hipsters sitting behind us who gave up on it with about forty minutes to go and spent the rest of the time laughing at it. So all in all it was a little disappointing.
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Yeah.. I love Bale but his Batman voice is really hard to get used to. I also agree that even in the last Batman, I missed some of his dialogue because of that weird muffled tonal quality he’s got going on.
I’m going to see it on Tuesday in a hipster-prone theater. Rest assured, if some punks ruin my viewing pleasure, they’ll get a contraband beer poured down their American Apparel belly shirts.
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Ugh, hipsters. I had a group like that behind me the second time I saw Avengers. Listening to them try to make these smart ass insights into the movie actually would have been funny if it weren’t so annoying! How did you see it so early? We’re these people at a preview screening?
Luckily I am seeing DKR in a sold-out-for-days IMAX crowd on opening night. Anyone acting like that there will get the tar beat out of them!
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Hipster mystery science theater 3000, except not funny.
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“How did you see it so early? We’re these people at a preview screening?”
It started yesterday and a friend of mine jumped online and bought the tickets in the morning. I noticed IMAX was sold out for the main sessions on Thursday and Friday night. I saw it at the Nova because I thought going there would help me avoid some of the mouth breathers you get at the multiplexes. But as the Nova is an independent cinema I should’ve factored in the possibility of hipsters being in the crowd and the likelihood of them looking down their noses at a mainstream film. You can’t win.
However the Melbourne International Film Festival is on next month and the crowds there have absolutely zero tolerance for people making noise in the movies, so that should be good. I already have tickets for Woody Harrelson’s new film Rampart, as well as tickets to three docos: The House I Live In, Into the Abyss and Bully. I can’t wait.
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Oh my God Christian Bale looks SO good here! And even though I’m usually a Hardy fan, the hair and Leann has got to go.
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Oh, Cillian~
Everyone but Harry for me, really.
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Jack Kelly, for all time.
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God, I am SO feeling Bale during this Batman PR run. He looks delectable. The rage tendencies and his *SERIOUS ACTOR* persona aside, I would hit it like nobody’s biz. Silently hit it that is, because this man is just WAY to serious and I really can’t bear to hear him talk about his “craft”.
Kaiser- maybe you’re not feeling Hardy because of the slicked-back American Psycho hairstyle. It’s atrocious. When will people stop trying to bring the 80s back? Anyone who actually LIVED 80s fashion knows that shit belongs in the graveyard.
JGL should smile more-let us see the dimples!!!
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Is it bad that I’m feeling the *serious actor* vibe? At least he’s not a famewhore.
And I get the feeling you could translate the *serious* attitude into being *serious* about other things…
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Hi Amelia!
I never call Bale out on the serious actor thing because ITA with you-we complain when actors talk about superficial sh*t but then diss them when they actually want to talk about something that matters to them (like acting).
I just think that Bale is SO serious ALL THE TIME. Like he never lightens up or jokes around. He seems so intense, which come to think of it, could be a good thing in the sack. I’m just not sure I want to have breakfast with him the next day you know? I feel like he’d go into a dissertation about the quality of hollindaise sauce on our eggs benedict.
I like a guy that knows how to have fun.
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” I feel like he’d go into a dissertation about the quality of hollindaise sauce on our eggs benedict.”
Haha. That would be VERY Patrick Bateman of him.
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@Mort-Totally Bateman-esque! Reminds me of the business card scene
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Cillian Murphy. I’m sorry, Cillian-bitches. This guy just doesn’t do it for me.
Then there’s more for me, HA!
I love him, but he’s looking rough in these (recent) pictures.
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With hardy, he never looks good with his hair pulled back. His face looks . Jgl and bennie always looks so dapper to me.
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Cumberbatch looks like he’s saying “Where did my eyebrows go? Anybody seen ‘em?”
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Tom Hardy normally, but he looks washed out and thin there…
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I would pretty much give it to all of them.
BUT, Miss Riley looks like she does in the first picture because TOM IS SQUEEZING HER ASS. Yeah, you would look like that too if it was you he was squeezing!
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I’ll take a bale of Bale please.
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Hardy’s fiancee needs to relax a little bit. We get it, you’re the luckiest woman on the planet and yes WE ARE JEALOUS, now please step back and let us poor bitches enjoy your man. I hate to admit this but her being alllllll over him all the time is starting to take away from Hardy’s hotness. Ew. (As is his hair, of course, but I’m hoping that’s only temporary.)
I appreciate me some Cillian Murphy, but he looks really tired these days. I hope everything’s ok.
Oh and Cumberbatch. How do you not love him? With a name like that, and a face like that, and a voice like that?
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Harry looks like he is seriously hung over!
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Well…I like Charlotte. Have you seen them in Wuthering Heights? She was lovely.
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+1
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+2. Good actress.
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the coolest and funniest pic with the casting http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/falcounderground-3rd/imgs/5/b/5b550b71.jpg their faces
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/falcounderground-3rd/imgs/5/e/5e092dfb.jpg
and for the note JGL is miserly of his autographs contrary to Marion C,Tom H and Christian B (according to all tweets of the London premiere)
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Bernie!
Bale & Harry obviously get their suits done in the same (lame assed) place. If not for that I’d have them over the others.
I like Hardy I just don’t LIKE Hardy. Every time JGL talks lately I lose some of my crush.
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Hardy and Bale will always be my favorites. I have officially divorced Joseph. Any takers? Where’s that old playboy Morgan.? Is he sick?
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the strong Cs Christian Bale and Cillian Murphy are my favs. Love the while cast, but them the most =)
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I’ve crushed on Tom for years. Oh Tom how I heart thee
Bale looks very dapper and he’s smiling. I think the smiling part really works well for him.
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I know I’m an outlier, but none of those men look remotely attractive to me.
Except for Harry. Mmmm.
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None of them do anything for me, that one aberrant hot pic of Christian Bale is pretty but I can’t get past what an a-hole he is.
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Just saw the movie, and Bale is amazing, but like a few others, where is Oldman and Caine? When Michael Caine was crying over losing Bruce Wayne it made me tear up, then the ending was perfect!
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