Robert Pattinson covers the new September issue of BlackBook magazine. I’m not a huge fan of BlackBook, just because I don’t have a clear idea of what kind of magazine they’re trying to be (fashion, film, pop culture, hipster, what?!?), and I’m not aware of any of their celebrity interviews actually making news. Meaning that their celebrity profiles are often dull and a regurgitation of stuff we’ve already read many times before. I guess I should give the magazine credit for this Sparkles profile then – they were trying to do something different. It just didn’t work. The profile is written from the perspective of Robert Pattinson’s heart. Like, his organ. It’s really strange. You can read the whole thing here, and here are some of the highlights:
Rob just quit smoking: Rob just quit. Now he carried these silly glowing electronic cigarettes and sits in the backs of cars sucking them, watching this face, still in the reflection and gliding by outside, as he is driven around.
Buying his first car: “The first time anyone said anything about my being famous was when I tried to buy a car a few years ago. It was an ’89 BMW convertible for $1,000 I found on Craigslist. I went out to the hills to take it on a test drive and, of course, almost crashed. A few days later I went back to pick it up. I had said I was an actor and the guy had looked me up. When I went back, he said,’Dude, do you realize you’re #2 on IMDB?’ I thought, ‘S–t, now I can’t ask for the 200 bucks off.’”
He likes being confused: “I’m easy to please,” Rob says. “When I don’t understand something, I’m immediately interested.”
Premiering Cosmopolis at Cannes: “I was kind of sh-tting myself,” says Rob. “I lost my mind,” Rob says. “I was preparing myself to fight with 1,500 people. I was so amped up.” The stakes were high for him. He had fallen into Twilight by what he calls “luck.” And, since he had signed a contract, he was carried by the tide. You might say he was chauffeured, or at least driven.“I was just kind of running around with my pants down and my shoelaces untied and, amazingly, not falling. Until this. I thought, ‘Oh f–k!’ Most people get 15 years of doing movies nobody sees. Now I’m at Cannes.”
Sparkles on giving interviews: “I once started a rumor on Entertainment Tonight that there was a deleted scat sex scene in Twilight and it didn’t even get picked up. I thought, ‘What the f–k? I’m giving you this stuff! You try to say things in the perfect way but you know unless you say something stupid, from which people will make you look like a dick, you’re not going to have sound bites. And if you don’t say anything stupid, someone’s going to make something up anyways.”
He’s not marrying Kristen Stewart… yet: “There was a magazine, with these pictures, saying I was getting married. No one ever knows what is true or what isn’t,” he says exasperatedly. “Even my own mum called to ask me if it was true.”
Post-Twilight friendships: “My circle of friends narrowed pretty quickly.” Says Rob, “I like to be the parasite, not the other way around.”
Ugh. At one point I got excited because I though Rob said something really sweet about Kristen, but it turns out that his “heart” was the one who said it. You know what? Having read the whole piece, I think Rob’s publicist should definitely put a call into BlackBook, because that was the worst Sparkles magazine interview I’ve ever read. He’s known for giving great interviews too, which is what bugs me in particular. He’s a GREAT interview – witty, quotable, self-effacing, hilarious. And BlackBook barely spoke to him, merely filling in the piece with a load of BS in the “voice” of his “heart”. UGH.
But… I do kind of like the photo shoot. He looks very cute here.
Photos courtesy of BlackBook via Thinking of Rob.
The photos aren’t bad but after reading the article, I want my 2 minutes back..
Oh, but good for him on quitting smoking, I just quit recently myself and it sucked donkey balls, huge ones..
good on you marie!
I quit smoking late last year. It’s being a bitch trying to lose the pounds I gained afterwards though.
Rob Pattz has always being accused of being this annoying hipster, this interview totally gives more credence to that theory. very irritating interview.
thank you, and yeah, now I get to tackle the put on lbs, not really looking forward to it..
I don’t think the tats are real, but they help him look less “soft” or whatever.
The tats are cool. The interview’s beyond boring
Those aren’t tats, I think it’s supposed to look like he drew on himself with a pen. Dumb.
Worst interview ever.
Either he drew on himself or a 12 year old girl did. And putting tats on those teacup holding fingers is a lost cause, his hands still look way too girly. Yuck.
This guy doesn’t do a damn thing for me. Ugh.
Somebody on CB once mentioned that his face is flat, like he’s been hit in the face with a pan. I totally see it.
Glad he enjoyed Cannes. I doubt he’ll be going back as his acting sucks.
Yes, it’s really obvious when you see his face in profile.
He seems like a nice person and it’s good he isn’t full of himself, but he’s not that interesting an actor. In these photos he looks minimally attractive and ordinary. I don’t see any star quality. He’s right when he mentioned that he “lucked” into a successful franchise.
Don’t see the attraction to this guy or star quality. Comes across as harmless so no hatin coming from me.
TC, the guy can hold the screen next to some pretty amazing actors – Christoph Waltz, Paul Giamatti, Juliette Binoche, Kristen Scott Thomas… He has great presence and charisma. I think he potentially has a great career ahead.
I love this boy. I will always want him to do well. Can’t help it.
I agree!
It is irritating to see someone with so little acting skills getting that much attention, and to know he’s dating an actress who is equally bad and equally over-exposed is so..bizarre and annoying. They’re like the power couple of doom. I still hope they’ll both quietly go away.
Lol at “power couple of doom.” I still can’t help but love him for his humility and modesty. And I think he’s cute. There are loads of untalented people in Hollywood getting attention and $$ but he’s not one of the ones who irritates me.
what a stupid interview. It reads like a bad high school creative writing course essay.
He looks great though, his eyes are gorgeous and he’s starting to look more manly instead of straight up man-pretty now.
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Sometimes it bugs, bugs and bugs me how the guys are let off hook so easily. Look at the statement ‘I like being parasite not the other way, and so my circle of friends got shortened’ If a woman makes this statement, say KStew, she is crucified to death. And here its just a sense of humour.
Dunno why this thought kept on playing in my mind.
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I may be only one of a handful who liked him in Remember Me, and he appears quite harmless. Cosmopolis has nt gotten favourable reviews though.
I actually thought that if I had $60 mil, I would have used at least $1 mil to entertain my friends, just to share some luck…Why not? Pattz had tons of sorta bohemian buddies, so I can imagine they were all after him when he became rich.
Anyway, he is becoming regular-looking. That’s sad.
If that’s regular looking, let me live your world.
In all seriousness, he really resembles my younger brother. We hear it very often be it in nyc or in Europe. It’s one of the reasons, I pay attention to Pattz’ news
@Diana. I feel the same way. I like both KStew and Rob Pattinson most of the time, but it has always bothered me that he can get away with saying things that most female celebs would be (as you said) crucified for. If this had been an interview a female celeb had given, everyone would be talking about how she was a complaining, cheap bitch. That said, he’s far more down to earth here than he was in some of those horrible interviews he gave earlier this summer around Cannes.
what are you talking about? cosmopolis has gotten mixed to positive reviews, but rob himself has gotten great reviews.
This interview is annoying, you can’t tell what he actually said vs what the interviewer thinks (aside from the few actual quotes).
Rob Pattinson interviews are way better on video than in print – sometimes his humor doesn’t translate well.
I could live without the ink on his arm but I do like the photos. As usual I find him interesting and so attractive!
OH MY GOD! *swoooooon* That pic in which he is wearing a check shirt, is beautiful! Hehe! He is looking gorgeous.
Anyways, the interview is boring. 🙁 But that parasite quote was OMG! This dude is not as sweet as he seems on the surface. 😉
Is his tattoo real?
That interview read like the author was on an acid trip. I half expected to see strobe lights shooting off my monitor.
What the actual f-ck is all that nonsense?
Worse interview ever.
This whole mag looks like an acid trip. Those Sharpied arms add to it.
@ another Nina. I have a friend who looks just like Rob. It’s funny because he goes to a college here in NYC and girls are constanly drooling all over him and telling him he looks like Rpattz. Whenever someone tells him you look like the guy from twilight, he goes “Yeah i get that all the time” whats even scarier is that he has the same attitude and self depricating personality as Rob, he is very sensitive as well, lol.
Nice! My brother is an exec in some public company in Netherlands, and after every large meeting his colleagues from other countries ask to take pictures with him. At the beginning it was creepy, then he got used to it. He has green eyes though, and much longer eye- lashes.
I thinks the pictures are some of his best in a while. He looks really good.
The “creative writing” piece that accompanied the photos though, umm, well…not sure what to make of it. Does James Franco write under a pesudonym?
” Does James Franco write under a pesudonym?”
HAHA! MG, I pink puffy heart you.
Does James Franco write under a pesudonym?
Ha!
I like the black&white pic and that’s it.
I love him. I just do. I find him funny and charming. There. I said it.
Annoying & forgettable. Wtf is that Iraq seems like fun comment? Leave, Twilight. Leave, Rpattz.
Only rpattz could say going to iraq would be fun and only fans of his could think it was adorable. I bet the troops that will have to protect the film crew is thrilled rob Thinks iraq sounds fun. What an idiot
don’t take what he said out of context. He wasn’t being disrespectful or glib about it, he was trying not to act all dramatic about the fact he’s going there like some stars would, like they are doing something dangerous. He’s going to be well-guarded and he’s not attempting to act like he’s some brave person for going over there to make a movie of all things.
@another nina
Be my friend.
And then become rich. 🙂 Pls…
He looks great, the inteview is pretty corny, he gives the best quotes, too bad the interviewer missed that chance
I love Rob Pattinson; he’s smart, funny and sexy as hell.
+1!!!
yeah blackbook failed on the interview part. rob does great interviews, but for some reason the interviewer just decided to write his own fanfiction. he does look great though in the pics.
Horrible interview, but he’s still interesting and handsome.