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First of all, we now know what Casper Smart bought his lover for her 43rd birthday: a diamond!!!….necklace. And embarrassment, obviously, but J.Lo has got her love-goggles on so she can’t see it. Anyway, instead of proposing (LIKE SHE WANTED), Casper just treated J.Lo to a birthday gift of “a diamond necklace with a pink teddy bear.” Because she calls him Bear. And he calls her Bear. Because it’s one of the few words that boy can spell (and even then it’s a struggle). Page Six says that J.Lo “was surprised” by a birthday dinner surrounded by friends like Mary J and Benny Medina. A source says: “J.Lo got out of her car blindfolded and took it off when the guests yelled ‘Happy Birthday’ over the side of the yacht.” The birthday cake was in the shape of a bear too. Casper said: “BEAR. B-E… um… uh… B….I gotta pee.” Then they salsa danced.
In other J.Lo news, her new music video for “Goin’ In” debuted. I’m not even going to bother doing a second-by-second analysis of it, mostly because the damn thing is so frenetic and attention deficit. I like some of her costumes, although I hate those silver dance pants that she’s wearing in one of the “dance breaks”. The crotch is messed up – they look like those dumb pants Justin Bieber is always wearing. At first I kind of hated the song, but… it might be a decent one for the gym, you know? Casper isn’t in this one. THANK GOD.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez
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A gift,she bought with her own money, isnt that nice?
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No he’s been saving his allowance so technically he bought it.An example my son bought me bath beads with the allowance that I gave him.My son is six years old…
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At least we can be sure that she likes that gift.
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I had the same exact thought.
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Don’t worry, Jen. There’s still Christmas Proposal to hope for!!
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Aren’t dancers hired by whatever management company she is under. I don’t think it’s entirely impossible for him to afford a diamond necklace. J Lo is obviously a relationship woman, nothing wrong with that…as long as it doesn’t hurt her kids.
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I wonder if he bought it at the sex-toy/peep show shop? Better check to see that it isn’t a fake…
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Is she serious??? Get a real man Jen. A film or music executive (not puffy). Don’t waste time with some immature dancer.
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+1
Dear Ms.Lopez,
You have a bangin’ body. You have a gazillion dollars. You have a daughter. Please use your gazillon dollars to buy better love goggles. Ones that net you a boy toy that won’t shame your little girl when she’s old enough to read the tabloids. And she will.
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Marcella, she has a daughter and a son (twins). She should be thinking about setting a good example for both of her kids. Jumps into a new relationship right away…can’t seem to take being on her own. Pathetic!
I think him buying her a diamond necklace is a joke…he bought it using her money because she is the one he gets money from.
Love that dress she’s wearing in the top pic!
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not a fan of the bedazzled lips, but Jlo bod looks unreal.
her abs, hips & a*s are beast!
she’s gonna have me doin’ planks when i get home tonight. lol
i need my abs game to come up…hard.
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Her body is very good, but it is not as INSANE as she’d like us to believe. I watched the above video, back-to-back with her ‘performance’ at AI-Final2.
I will intentionally ignore the quality of her ‘singing’ – we all know that it is all playback and autotune. But her body, in that live show, is not even close to what it is in the released video.
I have a sneaky suspicion that the video was not only photo-shopped and CGI’ed, but it also seems to have been stretched vertically, ELONGATED. So her body seems much leaner, slimmer, more streamlined.
I am seriously sick of all the image manipulation happening in the media nowadays. How are girls and women supposed to maintain healthy life style when we are bombarded with fake, computer-improved ideals, unobtainable in real life? Her body is great as is; did they really need to fix it beyond just cosmetic changes, to make it banging? How un-surprising. Is there anything that is REAL about this woman?
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I love the video!
She has a really hot body!
*puts chocolate down*
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Why am I obsessed with what JLo is eating in that last pic? Is that a Danish? I don’t eat Danish…or better to say I can’t eat Danish because the lard would go straight to my bod and never come off. I’m jealous…
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After he gave her the necklace he asked for some singles for his next peep show visit.
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Well we all know who payed for the diamond necklace. He is soooo very gross she just has the most horrible taste in men yuk!!!
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S
o is she “soooooo gross”..they are a perfectly gross “together”
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I know nothing about Flo Rida, but you know who would be a cute couple? Jen and Flo Rida….someone more manly than Caspy.
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There were pictures of the party and the cake looked like it was in the shape of a teddy bear….that’s weird right? She is turning 43 and her cake is a teddy bear lol. I can’t even.
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Just what I was thinking! She turned 43 and got a cake in the shape of a teddy bear AND a necklace with a teddy bear. I don’t care if that is a diamond necklace or if the cake was filled with gold an diamonds – there shoulnd’t be a teddy bear near to either one of those things. Lord, that woman turned 43 not 8! Calling each other bear is not an excuse for those presents, they’re just stupid. Do you think, the guests felt weird when J.Lo unwrapped her presents or the cake was revealed? Like “What? There’s also a childs birthday party? Why didn’t anyone tell…? Oh, these are for Jennifer…good Lord!!”
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My very first thought was she must have increased his allowance to make sure she got something really good. Does she really want to get married for the 4th time? This woman likes weddings as much as Kim K.
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True…and this guy seems as “smart” as Kris “uh..Basketball” Humphries.
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It’s none of our damn business what she likes…. But she is so pathetic
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From Kay Jewelers? I can’t even imagine how much jewelry she already has-and what he could begin to afford that would look remotely special or interesting.
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She has an amazing body and that’s it she can’t sing she def can’t act and she used to be a descent dancer now she’s trying to bring jlo please don’t :/
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I can’t stand this woman, because she’s a bish to her fans, but she looks amazing!! I need to get my lazy arse on the mini stepper tonight.
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He’s SO GROSS! Dang – if JLo can’t get herself a decent man, how can I ever hope for one?! (Any of you gals out there feelin’ me?)
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But JLo can get herself a decent looking man – she just CHOOSES to get dumb looking, ugly men. Imagine how many good looking men she passed up and left out there(for you and me both). Look at the glass as 1/2 full, dear!
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For everyone who loves JLo’s beige and white dress. Apparently some other pregnant celeb (I have NO idea who she is) wore it in the spring. Not that JLo is pregnant given the recent photo’s of her low back red dress she wore to her b’day parthttp://realitytvfashion.com/2012/05/kim-zolciak-birthday-dress/y…but here’s a link.
It doesn’t seem like it’s still available, but I’m going to keep an eye out for it…LOVE IT!
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Bella – Thank you (from one bella to another)!
I’ve been coveting that dress.
I think Little Man is angling/hinting for a raise: The ring’s “ideally” two (or is it three now) months’ salary.
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So what’s more embarrassing… having your boytoy buy you a lovely gift with your own money – or – everyone finding out that your boytoy patronizes sleezoid blowjob booths (again, on your dime)?
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skuddles – Both, but in different ways. The gift with your own money is humiliating, I think, but in a way-down hidden place that she’ll probably never discuss; the patronizing sleazoid blowjob booths (I’m going to try to work that into a conversation, BTW!) could deliver a swift kick to the ego but could be explained away as “boys will be boys.”
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As always, your insights are bang on Ms bella. Now, how about boys will be boys… with boys? I so want to know who little Casper got that blowie from…. because I’m warped like that lol!
Might be time for JLO to break out that diamond encrusted chastity cup eh?
Cheers doll!
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skuddles – From what I’ve read, he’s used both men and women alike with regard to his social-climbing, career-advancing, gold-digging agenda. So nothing is out of the question re: him at this point.
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not gonna lie, I really like J Lo.
I just want to slap some sense into her. She can do so much better than this guy!
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Some truly great info , Gladiola I observed this.
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