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		<title>By: whatevs</title>
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		<dc:creator>whatevs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy has annoyed me ever since I read something he said about changing diapers. Said how &quot;rewarding&quot; an experience it is, how &quot;mentally cleansing&quot;.  Seriously.  You&#039;re wiping shit off your kid&#039;s ass.  You don&#039;t need to get all &#039;Deep Thoughts&#039; over it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy has annoyed me ever since I read something he said about changing diapers. Said how &#8220;rewarding&#8221; an experience it is, how &#8220;mentally cleansing&#8221;.  Seriously.  You&#8217;re wiping shit off your kid&#8217;s ass.  You don&#8217;t need to get all &#8216;Deep Thoughts&#8217; over it.
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		<title>By: what is ever.</title>
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		<dc:creator>what is ever.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Both of my parents are from Canada, so when we would visit, we would cart home boxes loaded with Smarties, Eat-Mores, Mr Bigs, just about anything Cadbury, plus 15 boxes of Shreddies. We were always stuck at customs for a while.

I also heartily agree on the chips front, I was visiting my friend at school a long time ago, and there was a guy running a stand called &quot;The Crazy Canuk&quot; and he had all the goodies!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both of my parents are from Canada, so when we would visit, we would cart home boxes loaded with Smarties, Eat-Mores, Mr Bigs, just about anything Cadbury, plus 15 boxes of Shreddies. We were always stuck at customs for a while.</p>
<p>I also heartily agree on the chips front, I was visiting my friend at school a long time ago, and there was a guy running a stand called &#8220;The Crazy Canuk&#8221; and he had all the goodies!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would never discriminate when it comes to chocolate, except I hate cheap chocolate, those cheap hollow Easter bunnies and the cheap Christmas chocolate coins. However my Mexican friend hates the good stuff and loves the cheap stuff. Maltesers better than Whoppers, M&amp;M&#039;s better than Smarties, but nobody is better than Cadbury&#039;s! Love Wispa, Dairy Milk. But I love KitKat and Butterfingers and Reeses. Doesn&#039;t matter really, if it&#039;s dark and sweet....bring it on baby!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would never discriminate when it comes to chocolate, except I hate cheap chocolate, those cheap hollow Easter bunnies and the cheap Christmas chocolate coins. However my Mexican friend hates the good stuff and loves the cheap stuff. Maltesers better than Whoppers, M&amp;M&#8217;s better than Smarties, but nobody is better than Cadbury&#8217;s! Love Wispa, Dairy Milk. But I love KitKat and Butterfingers and Reeses. Doesn&#8217;t matter really, if it&#8217;s dark and sweet&#8230;.bring it on baby!
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		<title>By: elisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to love that song...&quot;Sex and Candy&quot; by Marcy Playground.  Of course, it came out when I was way too young to understand what it meant =D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to love that song&#8230;&#8221;Sex and Candy&#8221; by Marcy Playground.  Of course, it came out when I was way too young to understand what it meant =D
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		<title>By: Bina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn&#039;t turn down a box of Sees candy or Ghirardelli chocolate. Both American from San Francisco. Godiva chocolate covered pretzels are the bomb, too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t turn down a box of Sees candy or Ghirardelli chocolate. Both American from San Francisco. Godiva chocolate covered pretzels are the bomb, too.
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		<title>By: Baholicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>Baholicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We send my sister who lives in Florida care packages with Kit Kat, Coffee Crisp, Crunchie and Mr. Big chocolate bars. Oh yes and potato chips: Ketchup, and Dill Pickle. Hmph, leader of the &quot;free world&quot; my eye! :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We send my sister who lives in Florida care packages with Kit Kat, Coffee Crisp, Crunchie and Mr. Big chocolate bars. Oh yes and potato chips: Ketchup, and Dill Pickle. Hmph, leader of the &#8220;free world&#8221; my eye! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So European grocery stores don&#039;t carry processed foods? It&#039;s been many years since I traveled overseas, but I do seem to remember finding basically the same stuff on the supermarket shelves over there than I do at my local store. Mac n&#039; Cheese, soft drinks, chips, etc ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So European grocery stores don&#8217;t carry processed foods? It&#8217;s been many years since I traveled overseas, but I do seem to remember finding basically the same stuff on the supermarket shelves over there than I do at my local store. Mac n&#8217; Cheese, soft drinks, chips, etc &#8230;
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		<title>By: bub</title>
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		<dc:creator>bub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not really a broad generalization.Go to any grocery store. Read the labels. There are aisles and aisles of &quot;food&quot; which is processed, full of chemicals and sugar.
more than 57% of American adults are overweight (CDC)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not really a broad generalization.Go to any grocery store. Read the labels. There are aisles and aisles of &#8220;food&#8221; which is processed, full of chemicals and sugar.<br />
more than 57% of American adults are overweight (CDC)
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr. Grrl - Mmmm...peanut butter M&amp;Ms.  Hand them over, I&#039;m in a dangerous place!

Mairead - Seriously.  I&#039;m usually all about the salty stuff, except for the PMS.  Those times I&#039;m ready to cut a bitch for chocolate.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Grrl &#8211; Mmmm&#8230;peanut butter M&amp;Ms.  Hand them over, I&#8217;m in a dangerous place!</p>
<p>Mairead &#8211; Seriously.  I&#8217;m usually all about the salty stuff, except for the PMS.  Those times I&#8217;m ready to cut a bitch for chocolate.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WTF? Are Toffee Crisps part of Gwyneth and Madonna&#039;s macrobiotic diet? Surely he isn&#039;t allowed those!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF? Are Toffee Crisps part of Gwyneth and Madonna&#8217;s macrobiotic diet? Surely he isn&#8217;t allowed those!
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