Duchess Kate loves to make her own jams & sausages. No joke.

Even more Duchess Kate photos! Since you ladies seem to be enjoying the body-language analysis on Kate, William and Harry in today’s earlier post, I’m giving you even more from the same equestrian event yesterday. I agree with those of you who seem to think that Kate is just desperately trying to get William to pay attention to her. Even when he just looks at her briefly, she lights up. He’s the alpha – she’s the omega.

Anyway, most of you totally ignored my post yesterday about Kate covering the September issue of Vanity Fair. You probably ignored it because I led with the Jessica Chastain. Or maybe you just didn’t care in general. But here’s something interesting – the VF article about Kate is written by Katie Nicholl of The Daily Mail. Long-time Middleton-watchers know that Nicholl has the inside scoop because the Middleton family (all of them) are leaking like crazy to her. Nicholl is one of the biggest Kate-defenders, she’s a Kate-champion if you will. So… take her article for what it is – a lot of material about Kate that comes straight from the duchess and her family.

“There’s a happiness in the House of Windsor generally at the moment for the first time ever,” a royal pal tells Vanity Fair contributor Katie Nicholl in the September issue, part of a cover story on the Duchess of Cambridge’s undisputed status as Windsor crown jewel. “Charles and Camilla are genuinely happy. William is happy because Charles is troubled less, and he has Kate to share his future with,” the friend adds. And while the pair have dazzled Britain and Olympic watchers the globe over with their Games-related appearances—Kate’s fashionable turn in Christopher Kane at the opening ceremony only confirms her status atop the 2012 International Best-Dressed List—they innately prefer a life out of the spotlight, one categorized by homey activities like cooking and walking puppy Lupo three times per day. Nicholl gets their friends and those in their orbit talking for a blockbuster piece on Kate’s married life—revealing, among many other details, that:

-Despite their lean physiques thanks to deerstalking, tennis, and Buckingham Palace swims, Will and Kate are foodies, and tuck in regularly to homemade roast chicken (Kate does the cooking and shopping, and employs no cook at their home on the Welsh island of Anglesey). They also own a sausage-maker (!) to make their own links, and for the holidays, Kate puts away jars of homemade strawberry jam and plum preserves to dole out as gifts. On the average day off, the pair just potter around, “making tea and toast,” per a family friend who recently swung by to find them living a simple home life on Anglesey.

-They splash out for DVD box sets. Right now, the royal couple are obsessed with The Killing, which they recently devoured in a marathon session—and they often stay in to binge on various new series rather than hit up society events.

Kate has a flair for interior design that she hopes to soon show off: as the couple will receive the keys to Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace (“K.P.”) this fall, Kate says that she wants to oversee the decoration of their new flat—with the help of a professional designer and contractors, needed to completely electrically rewire the 20-room residence. The renovation and decoration are estimated to cost $1.5 million, and will be paid for by both the Queen and Prince Charles in anticipation of Kate and Will’s impending life as full-time, London-based royals.

The duchess’s schedule requires up to five clothing changes per day. The rigorous outfit swapping attendant to royal protocol is said to stress out the duchess—not that the stress shows.

And even though the bill for her couture and jewels was printed in the tabloids with raised eyebrows earlier this year—$55,000 for six months of duties—Kate defrays the cost by bargain-shopping. The duchess also continues to decline the services of a royal dresser, preferring to personally shop for herself at chains like Topshop.

[From Vanity Fair]

So, Kate likes to make jam. And she and William love nothing better than puttering around their house with a cup a tea. Except… Kate and William have spent most of the past few months in London. And Kate really does seem to enjoy city life so much more, what with all of the shopping and hair appointments and the occasional red carpet appearance. I’m just saying… we’re being sold a very calculated image of “Duchess Kate: Homebody” which directly contradicts what we see of her in practice. Maybe she really does enjoy making jam and having a good putter. But she’d rather be getting a blow-out and then stopping by High Street for some shopping.

PS… Real question: who wears that much eye makeup to a day Olympic event, outside, in the rain?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Kolby says:

    I don’t get a “trying too hard” vibe from her at all lately. She seems to be settling in just fine, though who can tell from a handful of photos what they’re really like together?

    • Elena says:

      My thoughts exactly.

    • Canda says:

      The only thing she’s “trying too hard” at is the damn eyeliner. She’s such a pretty girl, I really wish she’d take it easy on the harsh lines and too-dark colours.

  2. Sequined Pajamas says:

    She loves her husband….is that a crime? He obviously loves her or he wouldn’t have married her.

    Personally, I think she looks great in her jeggings. Her legs are fab. It’s great to see her in something that is not made for 50 year old country ladies.

    • marion says:

      If he loves her so much why has he repeatedly cheated on her in the past – this article is a load of spin from the Middies via Katie Nicholl

  3. RHONYC says:

    jam?! hellz to da yeahz…i LOVE making jam!

    i made ‘bacon’ jam a few months ago and my fiancé went out of his mind!
    it’s culinary crack. know what they say…everything’s betta with bacon! 😉

    http://www.freshtart.net/search/bacon+jam

  4. XOxoXO says:

    I read she gave QE homemade jam for Christmas because QE prefers homemade presents.

    • Pia says:

      Takes her up a notch in my book personally. Makes sense the Queen likes homemade presents, what else do you get someone who can afford anything they want? Still, Kate being allergic to horses (although not at all her fault) must absolutely kill the Queen. I would sell my right arm for a chance to ride through the countryside and “talk horse” with her and yet Kate doesn’t know what she’s missing!

      • Canda says:

        There’s a pill for that.

      • The Original Denise says:

        Very true; in fact it is a tradition to give simple or gag gifts at holidays because, well they do have everything. I agree also re the horses, I love horses and would love to spend time with them.

      • molly says:

        Kates not alergic to horses, the palace confirmed that she isnt. Apparently Kate lied to the person she said she was alergic to horses too.

  5. Ally says:

    It’s impossible to say where Kate is happiest because we don’t see her at home in Anglesey.

    Personally I’d love to live there, making jam and taking long walks on the beach. It’s been my ultimate dream to move there since visiting a few years back – nothing to do with the royals.

    • RobN says:

      I love it, too. Had a boyfriend from there, but unfortunately his hometown ended up being the best thing about him.

      • Ally says:

        Ha ha RobN, I know the feeling, sometimes it’s a town, family, a house or a pet.

        Re – Angelesey, I love the feeling going over the bridge. Though Anglesey is only a stones throw from the mainland it still feels like you’re leaving all the cr*p behind.

  6. CookieJar says:

    I am sure she wears the same make up while preparing the jams too.

    • hoya_chick says:

      Hahaha, probably. I don’t wear make-up so I don’t know what’s too much or too little, but it seems to be a consensus around these parts that she wears a ton of it.

      On a another note, her hair looks ‘less done’ here, not as brown and sausage curl looking(pun!) it looks rather natural. Who can judge from pictures though the level of happiness or lack there of between a couple? They seem fine or it could be an act for the public. Who’s to say?

  7. nunya beeswax says:

    Am I the only one who really doesnt give a rat’s bum about Kate & William? Pretty much the whole royal family.. #KanyeShrug

    I do think Kate is a beautiful woman though. Would love to see her tone down the makeup a bit.

  8. Me Too says:

    I just don’t get the fascination with her in the first place. I’m not British, altho my fellow Americans seem more into the whole royal thing than most of my UK friends, but she doesn’t seem extraordinary to me in any way. I find the whole “style icon” thing a joke. She’s a cute and thin girl who wears way too much eye makeup and seems pretty boring otherwise. She doesn’t make any fashion statements as far as I’m concerned and if she’s a foodie then I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn!

  9. christinne says:

    i thought that by “she likes to make her own sausages” you meant she likes to do her own hair….

    jeez i need a coffee.

  10. BeccaZ says:

    I wonder if this article will mention her “rigorous” commitment to charity work?

    At this point, the fawning PR spin has twisted my feelings for this woman so much that I can’t separate the gloss from who she really might be. Of course, I don’t know her personally, but this nonsense writing is starting to make me dislike her.

    She probably spends as much time cooking dinner as William does working full time as a rescue pilot. At this point, the only things we know for sure is that she likes to shop, she’s a disaster at public speaking and she’s dedicated to her hair maintenance.

  11. Reece says:

    I saw the title and thought “sausage curls”? haha

    So, basically they are now turning her into a “Holly Homemaker”? Still not buying it.

  12. The Original Denise says:

    I am not a fan, but I don’t think she is a try hard; but she really, really needs to rethink her makeup and hair and tanning. She could look so much fresher and younger otherwise, she could put her hair in a pony tail or try something different. Her causal style was a lot better before she got married. She also needs to rethink her shoe style….her feet are really suffering.

  13. Sumodo1 says:

    If YOU were in the public eye except during your sleep, YOU would want to look camera-ready, too. N’est-ce pas?

  14. HoustonGrl says:

    What bothers me is not so much that Kate likes to be a housewife, or even that she’s lazy. It’s that her PR campaign extends way beyond her royal duties into this “holier-than-though” image of the quintessential woman. She seems like a nice enough girl, but all I’ve seen of Kate so far is a woman who is obsessed with dieting, exercise, and shopping. Anything else is just PR fluff.

  15. Danielle says:

    And here I was, thinking the title of this post was a euphemism of some sort, lol.

  16. Suzie says:

    Makes her own jam and sausages?

    Yeah right. This is such a calculated, try-hard PR move, I feel sorry for her.

  17. ANGELIC 20 says:

    wow they are really running out of stories to write about her ,this is what happens when one do not work and media becomes too desperate to create a royal super star like diana. i think the tabloids should give up already ,it’s been more then a year and she is not happening .end of story.

  18. CT says:

    In that pic of Kate with the leggings, she looks really good. I think she filled out a bit and it suits her.

  19. hoopjumper says:

    They mentioned “The Killing” in April! Their publicist told someone they had the DVDs and were planning to watch them soon all the way back then. Now they just recently”devoured” it? Hmm… I do think they’re overselling the domesticity angle a bit.

    Yeah, I pay too much attention to this stuff…

  20. HME says:

    Holy smokes that article is full of BS!!! First off Kate is a foodie who regularly ‘tucks into’ roast chicken dinners? Give me a break, NO ONE who is that thin eats like that. And WTF is this about her ‘schedule’ requiring her to change clothes 5 times a day?? Even when they were on tour in Canada I’d say she changed once maybe twice a day TOPS. (and I WISH the most stressful thing I had to deal with was changing my freaking clothes)

    • LAK says:

      The other downright lie is ‘the queen and PC paying for their apartment refurbishment.’ It’s being paid for by taxpayers and charity donations.

      Shame on Katie Nicholls for lying so persistently.

      She of the ‘romantic’ february ski holiday that forgot to mention that William stayed behind on Falklands for alone vacation time before returning to vacation with the various inlaws.

  21. Dena says:

    She is a classic WAG. She really is. Body language. Hell, they have been together 10+ years. She’s knows what to do and “how to move” in order to be a reflection of him and to mirror what he wants.

    Jam and sausages. Eyeroll.

  22. Sachi says:

    So she makes her own jams and sausages…

    …but didn’t she admit that she didn’t know how to make a cup of tea?

    Is making her own jams and sausages in the same vein as that Palace report saying that she taught some kids how to gut a fish properly? Like Kate would actually get her hands dirty?

    I mean, Kate is so self-sufficient that she can make her own food according to her mouthpiece Katie Nicholl, but according to Kate herself, she couldn’t even make her own cup of tea.

    From the drivel that Nicholl wrote, it seems Kate has finally, hallelujah, learned how to make tea after the visit to Fortnum and Mason’s, since a “friend” happened to swing by and was served tea.

    Oh, Kate. She’s so full of surprises.

    It’s interesting how her PR team tries to sell her by planting stories about what she likes to do with her time that mostly involves Kate doing leisure activities and indulging herself. And whatever else she does, it’s the most mundane of things like eating a roast chicken and doing her own groceries. Woo-hoo. Give the girl an award already.

    She does nothing of importance. Her days sound so empty.

    Walking the dog 3x a day? In between her shopping and hair appointments, maybe.

    Nothing in the write-up is about her accomplishments like having an actual career. Nothing about her charitable contributions, what she actually does for the charities she supports, how often does she truly visit and how long the visits last. Nothing about her being personable and warm towards others.

    All we ever hear are, “Kate is so nice. Kate has pretty clothes. Kate loves to eat. Kate loves to stay at home and watch TV. Kate loves to make and cook her own food. Kate loves her dog. Kate spends a lot of time in Wales. Kate is so humble.”

    And we’re just expected to believe every word of it, and be amazed that Kate can do all of these things that 5 billion others do in their everyday life. Kate can cook? Wow! She is so special!

    Is this what Kate’s fans dream of as the “ideal life” and would gladly trade places with her? Is this what they think Kate’s critics are jealous of so they accuse everyone not kissing Kate and William’s arses as ‘jealous haters’?

    Well, colour me green with envy. What a wonderful life, doing nothing but making jams and sausages and thinking of the next shopping spree and hair salon appointment!

  23. The Original Mia says:

    I couldn’t read past the first few sentences. Ugh.

    I’m sorry, but blocking the other fans’ view so her sausage curls don’t get wet is rude. Wear a hoodie if she’s that concerned about her blowout.

  24. Fue McCormick says:

    … home made jam by Duchess Duck-Face … LOL LOL … if she actually made the jam I’m sure she only did it once so she could impress the Queen … Dull, dull Duchess Duck-Face …

  25. Hm says:

    The top pic is too much. Maybe she’s looking at Harry over his shoulder, haha 😉

  26. Ank says:

    Healthy people make a lot of food themselves. Nothing strange here.