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“Ryan Lochte’s mom says Ryan only does one night stands” links

Ryan Lochte’s mom says her son is a slut: “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.” [Gawker]
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133 Responses to ““Ryan Lochte’s mom says Ryan only does one night stands” links”

  1. TheOriginalMaxi says:

    oh he’s so cute

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  2. Kolby says:

    Well, he dated a friend of mine for a while, so I have to say that this wasn’t always true.

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  3. RocketMerry says:

    “Charlize Theron is a Leo.”

    I knew it! She embodies the essence of Leo in my mind. Just like Fassbender and Keira Knightley are typical Aries, to me.

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  4. Little Darling says:

    I think she probably meant he can only go out on one date here and there because he’s always training and what not?

    Worse use of “one night stands” ever.

    :)

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  5. Lipsy says:

    The more I read about Ryan Lochte (for whom I went head over heels because his face and body is exactly my type!!!) the more I realize how douchy and stupid he is… (see all the interview clips on youtube) I think he’s going to have to put onto my shamef-ck list.

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  6. Chatcat says:

    Mom sounds like a class act (serious eye roll). Seems like he takes after her (i.e. the cheesy theethy thingy he wore at the medal ceremony).

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  7. marie says:

    now that’s hilarious, pimp momma Lochte.

    My mom’s a Leo too.. And I’m glad Eminem is more popular than Gaga, wish she could go away..

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  8. nunya beeswax says:

    I hope he straps up and gets tested yearly. Other than that I don’t give a flying fck (yeah, fcks fly) how many pipes he’s plumbing.

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  9. Macey says:

    well at least he’s not a total douch and misleading a bunch of girls. As long as he’s upfront and isnt playing games, I dont see the big deal.

    I agree about the dressing up the pets, although that one Beanie on that one cat would look awesome on my cat. Id never do it b/c he’d hate me.

    and a big yea to my Eminem. Not that those “Likes” mean much since you can buy them by the 1000′s (and labels DO buy them) out of all the “top” ranked he’s the only one I love.
    Considering RiRi is right behind him Id say her label is putting some serious $$ into buying her “fan base”

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  10. Marissa says:

    Wait to go, Mrs. Locte, lol. I found it really strange that she’d know that… Nonetheless, I’ve been lusting after Ryan, ever since the Olympics started, but looking at his interviews, he just seems like a dumb douche. He’d definitely be a shame-f–k. It’s just too bad that such an incredible athlete can be so dense. Sigh.

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  11. mayamae says:

    I think Lochte’s mom is an idiot. Part of the huge endorsements olympians get is related to their image of being role models. Not only does she potentially damage that image, she makes him look slimey.

    I think she might be one of those weirdo moms who never want their baby boys to get a real girlfriend because she wants him for herself (Caroline Manzo). Therefore she makes sure to get out the word that he’s too busy for a relationship. She’s not doing him any favors.

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  12. Johanna says:

    Now why should I stop dressing up my pup because someone else has a problem with it? During football season we all have our Ny Giants jerseys on & I swear my sweet boy starts barking when we celebrate a TD. My husband recorded the sweetest video of him bringing his I’m a Rockstar shirt to me so I could put it on him while I was changing our 2 year old :) Hollywood ruined it for everyone when they started using animals as accessories.

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  13. Tiffany27 says:

    I know everyone thinks he’s so hot, but I find him totally repulsive for some reason.

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    • Sachi says:

      Yeah, something about him turns me off. He seems really arrogant and is a big jerk.

      And hearing him on interviews…the things he says are so ridiculous it just makes me laugh while being embarrassed for him. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

      Dwyer and Berens IMO are way more appealing, especially Dwyer. :D

      Phelps also comes off as humble and aware of the prestige he has, but doesn’t show it off that much.

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    • Irishae says:

      Yeah, nothing happening down there for me. Something’s off. It’s almost like his mother is covering for him, making him sound too macho/ready to spread his seed. I’m really surprised Calvin Klein or The Cryptkeeper (Karl Lagerfeld) haven’t snatched him up yet….

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  14. karen says:

    Ew. Mom seems proud of her slutty son. Now imagine if this comment was said about a female athlete, geez could you imagine the headlines?

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  15. janie says:

    i saw an interview with him where he was showing off all of his shoes and bling. big contrast with Phelps, who seems very down to earth and adorable.
    ryan gave off major d bag vibes.

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  16. stinky says:

    mom likely SEES TO IT that he doesnt get all wrapped up in a g-friend. I can see it now. easy.

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  17. Stacie says:

    I thought that read so where that Ryan was “dating” so girl from Love and Hip Hop . No matter he’s hot as Hell !

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  18. Janet says:

    Totally OT but I’m posting it here anyway:

    GABBY WON THE GOLD!!!!!!!

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  19. Macey says:

    This is kind of off topic on this particular thread but didnt know if anyone else saw this blind on CDAN…most guesses are LR & Ediot.
    c/p here…

    You know you have a problem with cheating when you have to work hours everyday just to make your cheating possible. Well, this married C list actor with almost A list name recognition does not work much so he has lots and lots of time to perfect his cheating. He was burned once before and vows to never let anything mess with his marriage to his B+ list celebrity wife who has way more money than he does. Up until a few months ago he carried on affair with a former Playboy Playmate that started even before he got married to his wife. The Playmate is the one who finally broke it off because she was tired of all the work that went into having an hour of fun with the married guy. Our actor would spend two weeks setting everything up just right so he could get away from his wife for a couple of hours on one specific day to spend time with the Playmate. Sometimes though he would be forced to cancel and this became more frequent as his wife grew more clingy and suspicious about why her husband would ever want to do anything without her. Well, it did not take out actor long to find a replacement. This person is much more willing to work around the schedule of the actor and thinks it is flattering that he devotes so much time and energy to spending time with her. Our actor is probably just grateful for the few hours he gets away from his stalkerish wife.

    oh please let this be them.

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  20. guilty pleasures says:

    I have said from the very first time Lochte was interviewed that he seemed ‘special,’ then he continued to speak and even my 20 year old daughter said he seemed like a 15 years old. I try to defend him by saying that he spends most of his time in a very solitary endeavor, the pool, so he is socially retarded.
    BUT, then when I see ANY other athlete interviewed, down to Missy -who is 17- ALL of them are more mature and well spoken than this ‘maroon.’
    Mr Lochte, you and your mom, are KILLING your future!
    Dumb is not hot. Not at all! Neither is a whore…Just saying.

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  21. lw says:

    Ryan loves his “ghetto-stereotypical” Black women, Love & Hip Hop style. Hence the diamond grill, etc… The more he keeps talking the more people will see that he isn’t squeaky clean. I bet his “handlers” aren’t too happy. I think its kinda awesome.

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  22. Palefire says:

    This guy does absolutely nothing for me what’s the big deal? He looks like mranydude w a douchey sense of self pounding back drinks at anyshit bar w a lookalike group of bros..

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  23. Naye in VA says:

    Of course Charlize is a Leo. She just carries herself like one.
    i am only recently embracing my inner Leo. Turns out she’s a bitch. And i LOVE it.
    its actually my bday today lol

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  24. Europe/ Amsterdam says:

    with ‘Africa American’ women only?what does she mean?

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  25. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Ick, his mom does not need to talk about him having one night stands.

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  26. Rux says:

    I saw several of his interviews and no matter how talented/athletic whatnot he may be, he screams UBER DOUCHE. The level of un-maturity should win him a gold medal.

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  27. ZachAttack says:

    This made my life during the ’08 Olympics

    The World According to Ryan Lochte:

    http://youtu.be/L4WtqEm2cCw

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  28. Thea says:

    I think that was mom speak for: My son is focused on his career and doesnt have time for serious relationships….Instead it was translated into the White trash version. Lol. I see lots of women flocking to him now to change him. Gotta love mom.

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  29. blondie10101 says:

    And this pig get to represent my country? And then Americans wonder why we are viewed as essentially idiots gloabally!

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  30. The Original Mia says:

    Check please! I’m down with being his ONS. He might speak and ruin the entire thing. Best to hit & quit it.

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  31. Mew says:

    The dude wears grills. So very G…. ‘nuf said.

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  32. Kosmos says:

    People are always going to want to love heroes and stars, and so women seem to find athletes, rock stars, and celebrity men overly appealing, partly because they are public figures. If this was the guy next door going to college, there wouldn’t be so much female worship. Guys like Jeter and DeCaprio then become chick magnets and have an unlimited supply of short term women for years on end, one after the other.

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  33. ViloDeMenus says:

    What she said about him says a lot about her as a mother. Who would say something that horrible about her son in an interview? She admits she raised a women using PIG as a mother, that’s simply pathetic and disgusting.

    I think Mom needs to shut up about her son and his sex life, it’s creepy for her to be talking about her child in this way. What’s wrong with the family is what I’m thinking. Learn to sensor yourself Mom.

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  34. Cinderella says:

    How does she know? Does she stand outside the door and time him?

    Nasty.

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  35. Cali says:

    Ryan is a cutie with Cuban roots but dude needs more people to give him some pr training! The first lesson should be on how to do interviews. The second,on how to be…less Rachet! The grills by Paul Wall (white rapper), the shoes with the crazy American flag wings and then to top it off, hooking up with K. Michelle…Oh Boy, work needs to be done!

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  36. Izzy4ya says:

    Im confused by the people on here calling Ryan a douche for….no concrete reason other than the fact that he’s not the brightest and is enjoying being hot and abaila(god forbid we slut shame a woman). Then these same people turn around and love that demented, homophobic, hyper-misogynist “people pick on me cuz I’m a white rapper” Eminem??! Get real ladies. I’ll take Lochte’s hot dumb self any day of the week. We can play “detention” and all that!

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  37. Francesca says:

    And it shows. Young, dumb and full of…

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  38. Smashley says:

    Great! He seems kind of dumb but I’d still hit it.

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  39. Aubra says:

    Mouthy mother aside, I would so destroy that, he would run back to mommy so quick!

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  40. Merritt says:

    He seems like a douche, especially after seeming that “My Journey” or whatever video. I find it creepy when parents comment on their child’s sex life.

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  41. Lira says:

    His mom is Cuban, born and raised in La Habana, probably VERY outspoken, probably she flUbbed her English. Suddendly he befame a bit more interesting to me. He isn’t that boring, even if he is immature!

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  42. molly says:

    What athelete doesnt have one night stands? Thats all you really can do when your working all the time.

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  43. molly says:

    And to add to my previous comment, just because one night stands are all he has time for doesnt mean that he has them (Im sure he does, but not as much as we are probably thinking).

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  44. eric says:

    Male Bimbo, watched his interview clip, he does not have a full grasp of the English language, and seems to be lost for words when asked very simple questions.

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  45. Lady_Luck says:

    “RocketMerry says:
    August 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm Well, Aries are supposed to be energetic, lively and aggressive, in a sort of passionate way. Also, they are said to have some child-like quality, even a bit of naivity. They are said to be the initiators, the creators that start things and jump from one project to another. Supposedly.”

    They’re also reputedly the most selfish, self-absorbed people of the entire zodiac. Having come across many of these selfish types, I have to say, that unless their chart is balanced out with a lot of water i.e pisces, they really are selfish people.

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  46. sup says:

    the story ran of msn the other day, for some reason there were all these prudish comments underneath it. wtf. and courtney always wants to talk to new pop stars, is she really that desperate? (what a redundant question, i know)

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