Someone made this story up during this slow holiday news week, especially considering the source is a crappier British rag, but it’s worth repeating. There’s a rumor that Paris Hilton is going to get married before Christmas and that Britney is going to be her best girl. This is BS because Paris and Britney aren’t even friends anymore, and Paris was only wearing that giant fake engagement ring for publicity, but whatever:

BRITNEY Spears is to walk up the aisle again.
But don’t panic, the wayward soon-to-be double divorcée isn’t trying to give Liz Taylor a run for her money, she’s simply going to be Paris Hilton’s bridesmaid.

And yes, you did read that correctly, 25-year-old Hilton is going to become an honest woman – it’s Christmas, miracles happen – after agreeing to marry her fella.

The lucky chap is on/off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, 21, and his fortune as the heir to a shipping dynasty should make for a good bash – although his family aren’t keen.

Hilton finally coughed about her wedding plans at the Smashbox Cosmetics Holiday in West Hollywood where she was paying homage to the Avengers’ Emma Peel.

Paris, left, who has been spotted with a sparkler bigger than the rock of Gibraltar on her engagement finger said: “It’s true, I am going to get married.

“I want a fairytale wedding and Britney’s going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me…”

However Paris, ever the savvy lady, isn’t likely to follow Britney down the yellow brick road of stupidity. There was no way that she was going to marry a loser.

Not only is Stavros a good looking boy, Ms Hilton often carries a picture of his comely visage in a locket around her neck (if it goes with her outfit, obviously).

But he’s also incredibly wadded and providing his Orthodox Greek family don’t disinherit him over his union with the racy yank, Paris could be the new Jackie Onassis.

A mole told us: “There’s no date set but she’s adamant she’d want a wedding in Los Angeles and also a big celebration over in Greece.

Britney, also 25, who was at the Smashbox bash with her mate, didn’t comment.

Stavros’ parents won’t even meet Paris, and they are said to be in consensus with the rest of us by considering her trash. This is fake news, but it would make for a fun gossip holiday if it were true.