Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen will likely do ‘Scary Movie 5′ together

Can you even believe how many acting gigs Lindsay Lohan has booked this year? I would say that she’s on her way to a crackie comeback, except that none of the films have come out yet, and I’m thinking that once they do, The Crackie Comeback will take a major hit. But seriously, it’s kind of mind-blowing that Lindsay has managed to get through a guest stint on Glee, the Elizabeth Taylor movie, The Canyons, and now she’s officially signed on for Scary Movie 5. There were rumors a few months ago that she’d been offered a cameo, and now there are rumors that she’s officially signed on – although her rep says she hasn’t. Yet.

If you don’t know whether to scream or laugh at Lindsay Lohan sometimes, well…here’s your chance to do both!

The comebacking star is going to be in Scary Movie 5, sources exclusively confirm to E! News.

Maybe being the next Anna Faris is just what the doctor ordered for Lohan, who will be seen first in the very under wraps TV movie Liz & Dick, which Lifetime is promoting so far only with a still of the 25-year-old actress dolled up like Elizabeth Taylor, rather than with any juicy scenes from the drama.

While no offer had been made to Lohan as of early July, we hear now that she has officially signed on.

Her rep said that, “as of right this moment,” she had not inked a deal, but all insiders are in agreement that she is definitely doing the movie.

Sources also say that the ever-comebacking Charlie Sheen, despite being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, will be back for the next sequel, which is being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise and is due in theaters Jan. 11, 2013.

Well, we know what our Christmas wish will be—that Sheen and Lohan share scenes.

The studio would not confirm the casting news. Meanwhile, Faris has chosen to freeze her number at four and will not be back for the new film.

[From E! News]

Lindsay and Charlie Sheen. I have to think that if Lindsay and Charlie ever partied together, they might have both met their matches. Except… I still kind of think Charlie Sheen might come out of it ahead, you know? Charlie can “maintain” his high while Lindsay gets all cracked-out and she’s like, “OMG, I have to drive somewhere and hit a baby.” As for the movie – I’m sure it will be like all of the others. Dumb toilet humor, pop culture references, sight gags, etc. It’s not like the Crack Comeback Tour is getting Oscar-caliber material, you know?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. brin says:

    Her real cracked out life is scarier than any movie.

  2. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    Fantastico, amazing, perfect. The antidote to the twihard mess.
    It CAN’T get better than this! Gossip forevah!
    The drugs, the hookers, the cracked out mess.

    It’s gonna be a thing of delusional beauty!

  3. RocketMerry says:

    Woah. Watch that career comeback take off! *Sneers*

    Seriously though, Scary Movie?! Isn’t that a bit too… high-level of acting for Lilo?

  4. GoodCapon says:

    Scary Movie 5? They should have stopped at 1 to be honest.

  5. Aussie girl says:

    They’ll both party like its 1999. Dear lord blohan will be suffering from exshoughtion two mins into this film. Scary movie indeed.

  6. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Watch Lohan Inc ride this camero bit part in a movie with the number 5 on it and turn it into a major movie “Starring Lindsay Lohan” like it was “Gone with eth Wind ” or something…. its like 3 or 4 days of prep and actual work …………so what she got schuduled for the other 25 days on next month….Nothing…!!!
    Never watch Scarey Movie let alone Numbers 2 ,3, 4…that went straight to dvd….which is where this will go…..
    Wow…right up there on her comeback climb with Carmen Electra, and every other what to be has been out there……

  7. lassie says:

    Will they be playing the characters that the other people in the movie will be scared of? Seriously, Charlie looks dead, and Lohan looks cracked out hooker dead.

  8. Cathy says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA….This will be a mess of epic proportions…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It’s twelve oclock somewhere. Time for a cracktini.

  9. swack says:

    I went to IMBD (?) the other day to check out this movie. According to this site they have only signed Ashley Tisdale and Lindsay is a maybe. There is no mention of Charlie Sheen at all – not even as a maybe. So we’ll see what happens.

  10. Spacelamb says:

    Say what you will about Charlie’s private life, but he’s renowned for his professionalism on the set. Knows his lines, always shows up on time. Lindsay…not so much.

  11. Shuffle says:

    ~WHOO WHOO~ All aboard the train to crackville, and the final stop in Trainwreckville!

    Oh man, you just see what a disaster this will be! Two addicts on one set, I forsee the blow being sent by dump truck to their trailers, and the two of them out there hoovering it up with a piece of garden hose!

    So who thinks Lohan will try and seduce Charlie? I am sure Dina (aka Orange Oprah) will be telling Lil Miss Snortcake to do everything she can to trap Charlie.

    We all know they will be seeing the $$$ attached to Charlie and hoping they can get some of that easy payoff cash or even better get old Linds preggers for in hopes Charlie will buy her a mansion next to his so they can have sweet acess to case and blow.

    All I have to say Is hide your jewelery and money Charlie.

  12. Jules says:

    Kracken will be the next Anna Faris? What has Faris done lately?

  13. katie says:

    in that first pic, she looks like vernon wells in the 80′s. like his character in the movie innerspace.

  14. Mandy says:

    I didnt even read the article, but just by the title… Good luck to the people working with these two!!! Imagine the hell of trying to get both to show up on time, everyday…

  15. tru tru says:

    can’t beleive folks are still watching that movie…

    someone might hurt themselves or someone else while filming this crap.

    keep an ambulance on set please. Linds cannot hang w/Sheen, LOL

  16. neelyo says:

    Wow it took Charlie Sheen a few decades to sink this low and it only took Lohan 5-6 years.

  17. pepi says:

    I think the Canyons is the most interesting project, I want to see i!t, she must be involved in more films like these, independent films with talented people.
    GO Lilo!!!

  18. logan says:

    Birds of a feather do crack together.

  19. taxi says:

    Is here really any company willing to insure these two?

  20. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Wow! This will end well!

  21. lucy2 says:

    Lohan + Sheen…and now I get the whole Mayan 2012 thing. Surely the Earth will not survive this.

  22. Blah says:

    lol i love reading all those comments lol i cant lol quietly lol anyway I like that movie, leave that movie alone without BIohan :D

  23. Dena says:

    Now that’s just going to be one long scary drug binge.

  24. Sammi says:

    Cripes! Charlie Sheen looks older than his dad in that picture!

  25. erika says:

    i’m confused….

    which one has reached the depths of celebrity D List Hell first?

    Lohan for agreeing to star with sheen?

    or Sheen agreeing to star with Lohan?

  26. Nicolette says:

    Nothing more they need do for this mess. Crackie and The Warlock together? Scary enough as is.

  27. Trashaddict says:

    Quintessential modern Hollywood movie. No plot and no dialogue required. They can do drugs together, she can shake her booty and he can shoot something.
    The end. OMG, wait, even better! Another Biopic for Blohan: Sid and Nancy! They can learn Method acting!

  28. Ravensdaughter says:

    a.k.a “Scary People Together”
    Are they both more popular now that they know for sure they are both completely messed up?

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