Paris Hilton, 31, was photographed kissing and cuddling a new mystery boyfriend, who is only being identified by his first name, Frederick, on the French Island of Corsica off the coast of Italy. The Daily Mail explains that Paris has been on vacation in Europe for over two weeks, and speculates that this guy may be some kind of holiday pick-up. TMZ claims he’s a “successful businessman from Europe” and that he’s been friends with Paris for “years.” Uh-huh. He seems to be a quick way for Paris to get the paps to pay attention to her, since just wearing a bikini is no longer effective. He’s likely getting more than he bargained for out of this arrangement, given Paris’ medical history.
I don’t have a hell of a lot more to say about Paris, since not a lot seems to change for her except her excuses for an insanely overpaid career, so I’ll just post these photos of her cuddling up to Chris Brown during his performance in Paris on July 26th. Hollywood Life clarifies that Paris and Chris are not dating. Chris’ girlfriend Karrueche Tran also posed for a photo with Paris that night, so she’s presumably fine with Paris hanging all over her man. Rihanna is surely a different story. Paris ended up having to hire a guy to help her earn headlines this week. It was probably worth it, since we’re talking about her.
Photo credit: Fame Flynet
Paris Hilton and Chris Brown. I cannot think of 2 people I care about less
Right on lol!
She’s still calling in the press? How sad, can a vajay flash be far behind?
I only clicked on this story to find out what a monokini is. It’s what I thought it was.
Hahah. And I clicked to see if it would be flattering on her body (because I’ve yet to see a flattering monokini). It’s not!
Paris, you are 31. Time to brush off the glitter, fake extensions and Barbie dresses who were “in” 7 years ago. Your 15 minutes were destroyed by the Kardashians a while ago and I know it hurts, but even your aunts have more going on for them with their show. So please, don’t try anymore. We don’t care (if ever)about you anymore. And you know it’s the end when hating someone becomes..just not caring.
the end
…And she’s right. Guilty secret – found the couple HOT *hangs head*
But isn’t this paying her attention?!
^^^THIS^^^
Paris and Chris Brown = a match made in Batshit crazy HELL. How anyone could get that close to either of them is beyond me but the idea of both of them cuddling makes perfect sense.
I seriously doubt these two would be able to carry on a coherent conversation.
Oh gawd, now you made me imagine it… Probably just a series of grunts, baby voice whispers, giggles, and a couple of loud coke snorks. All topped off with the stench of their rancid breath.
It goes to show no one looks good in those swimsuit’s. Paris is 31 just going to parties and clubs looks really pathetic now. Although I do look forward to a time in a couple of years when it will be a Kardashian in her position. Hope the guy got paid a lot he may find it hard finding a girl to have sex with him when they find out about Paris. Yukk
*blink blink*
BARF
she is so over i can’t think of another starlet that fell so hard.
And Paris fell so hard, because she refuse to grow up.
After the stint in jail. She should have hired the best crisis PR out there.
And changed her dang life.
Diversified. Pick new hobbies.
Do a little decent non-profit work. Get some type of creditability. Kill off the hooker behavior.
But no.
Paris is determined to get it allll back! She wants to be that daft 22 year old. Who mean-girl everyone. And got away with it.
So here we are, a decade later. And Paris Hilton has no creditability. Just praying to make the cover of any US tabloid.
Lohan fell harder. She actually had a career before her crack career.
She should’ve just married that Greek shipping heir she was engaged to. That would’ve been the last guy willing to go so far.
She was going to marry him (the greek shipping heir) when his mother found out about her nasty sex tape and told her to hit the road jack..
Just sad… SAD!
Did anyone else notice that they both have their best Derp faces on??? JAY-ZUS, these two are ridiculous!!!
I wear my sunglasses @ night, so I can….
I remember years and years ago when Vanity Fair had this little article on debutantes and there were Nicky and Paris Hilton with their mother Kathy. It was before the sex tape, and the reality TV series and all the gossip columns and Internet exposure. They were impossibly beautiful but already being pushed into the spotlight. This crazy lifestyle was all part of a carefully thought out marketing and publicity campaign. Those girls never had a chance, anymore than most child stars do.
I remember that article too and there was a shot where they were both spread out on the carpet, legs akimbo. It was weird.
Here is a link to the article you were referring to… it’s a good read: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2000/09/hiltons200009
I especially like Paris’ quote regarding celebrities who get in trouble with the law at the bottom of page 2!
@ Bret – Thanks for posting that article link, it was a great read – the start of it all, really not much as changed, they seemed like teenage brats that have matured into thirty something brats.
There was another one even before that I think was about a group of debutantes and it was the first time I ever heard her name or saw a picture of her. I am almost sure it was Vanity Fair but a year or two before this 2000 article. By the time this 2000 article came out, the fiction and PR and reconning were already starting and she was only 19. Scary. Can you imagine that anyone thought at one time that Paris had a legitimate shot at an acting career or a movie star boyfriend like Leo diCaprio. Girl has made a lot of money, but she hasn’t exactly set the world on fire with her talent or class, has she? I remember how horrified that Greek shipping magnate son’s mother was when Paris announced their engagement and how quickly she shut THAT down.
I thought she was in her late 30s…. She’s had so many boyfriends, gross (STDs).
I do like her sunglasses though!
For somebody who was skeletal for so long, Paris has become pretty flabby. Gurl isn’t going to age well- I thought she was way older than 31!
When I look at her, I still feel like it’s 2002 somehow. And that’s not a good thing.
Awwwwh poor thing is desperate for attention. I guess since her stint as a DJ didn’t work out, she’s trying the slutty route.
Well you fell hook line and sinker. Life has been great not having any Paris Hilton stories for months and month. Now if ONLY you would follow this and not print anymore Kardashian stories. Life would be great.
+1
well. it worked, I clicked on this so she must be doing it right.
I can’t believe she still wears those awful white sunglasses. It’s sad, seeing these pics. Thought she grew up and this takes her back 10 years. She hasn’t changed, just like her sunglasses.
I like how Pontoon Paris tries to hide her big feet in those first three pics 😀
And the pics of her with Brown…. Hey I’m repugnant and you’re disgusting – lets pose together!!
And it worked cos you put up the article. God, how stupid are you?
WOW! Paris has obviously gotten REALLY desperate.
1-Those are the WORST camera poses EVER! EVER! I can’t comment on Posh/Victoria and her poseharding anymore.
2- Just a year ago she was quoted in an interview expressing her disdain at a black man even touching her so what the HECK is she doing working the camera so close up under Fist Brown? See the Blemish article..http://theblemish.com/2011/03/paris-hilton-hates-black-people-take-two/
She sold out herself and her prejudice because she is THAT desperate!
Wow…she is a bag of flab. Goes to show that years of cocaine does not do a body good. She’s what my husband calls “skinny fat”.