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There are a lot of things that offend me in life. Rude shoppers at the grocery store. Dogs in restaurants. PT Cruisers. But one of the things I find even more offensive than the world’s stupidest car is the world’s stupidest person recording an album. And the fact that it’s her second album just makes it all the worse. That’s right; Paris Hilton says she’s completed all the work on her second CD. Never mind that her first CD didn’t sell and got predictably horrible reviews.
Paris Hilton may not be dating a rocker anymore, but she still has music on her mind. The celebutante caught up with EW.com backstage at last week’s American Music Awards and told us that she has finished her second album, featuring production by Mike Green (Paramore, the Matches), and is deciding what to do next, now that she’s no longer at Warner Bros. Records. “I wrote all the songs,” Hilton beamed. “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue.” As for who might put it out? “I’m figuring it out right now,” she said. “I’m not sure which label I’m doing it with.”
[From Hollywood Insider]
She wrote all the songs? That’s definitely the best way to ensure they suck a million times more than “Stars are Blind.” I would love to hear how a Paris Hilton-penned lyric would go. Something tells me it involves very obvious rhymes like “cat” and “sat.” It just goes to show what money and a wonky face will get you. Considering Paris is a promotion professional, it said a lot about her music that she didn’t promote her first album at all. I assumed that meant someone knocked some sense into her, but I guess that was just a pipe dream.
Here’s Paris launching ‘Fairy Dust By Paris Hilton’ at Macy’s at the Woodbridge Center Mall in New Jersey yesterday. Is it me or is she definitely getting uglier? Images thanks to WENN and Fame.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Music, Paris Hilton, Photos
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Who in the f gives this talentless waste of space the idea that she can sing? How many people bought her last cd? 3? The fact that anyone is moronic enough to buy ANYTHING that this herpes infested whore is attached to horrifies me. She and her crabs need to crawl from sight and leave the rest of humanity alone and in a Parasite Hilton free environment. PLEASE!
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Wow she looks so old in those pictures
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hahahahaha. seriously. suurrrprise news of the day. ugh.
on another note, may i file a complaint about that new thing going on with the first pictures of the articles? where an ad pops up and the picture fades if your mouse goes over it? ANNOYING and totally slows my computer down. i usually open all the headlines that interest me in new tabs, but now i can’t because everything drags so bad.
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I feel ya Jess, I couldn’t even read the Travolta story because pictures were covering the entire copy.
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Day-um. Them feets look TREMENDOUS. I realize they are, but in this pic, they are gargantuan. Seriously.
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She looks so akward… like knock kneed and pintoed all in the same breath….
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I look forward to it showing up in the $1.99 bin of my local car wash like her last album did.
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Paris Hilton’s last album actually sold more copies than Jessica Simpson’s last pop album.
When Paris Hilton can outsell you, that should be a sign to quit, not try to make a country album.
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Holy Hell, that is perhaps the most awkward and hilarious header image EVER. I’m not going to knock her big feet (mine are no better) but DAMN. She looks like the offspring of an ostrich and a nail-shop Nagel painting.
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She looks wrong. Old and pasty! She has definately passed her used by date.
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USELESS!
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If Paris wrote all the songs, then that would mean she’s semi-literate (with extra emphasis on the “semi”). And that’s a notion I’m not yet prepared to believe or accept.
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Her first CD was awesome and I’m such the second one will be too. (Not of fan of Paris herself, but the music rocked!!!)
Great workout music, that’s for sure.
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When you see ad problems like that, can you please e-mail me at info-at-celebitchy.com? I can’t see the issue on my side as I live overseas. I will e-mail the ad company to ask why that’s happening. Thanks!
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It must hurt you that this supposedly talentless, supposedly stupid woman has earned more money – not her parents’ money but HER money – than the amount the OP and everyone in the earlier comments will earn in a lifetime put together. Amuse yourselves by griping at your betters as long as you can but it will not change any of your lives in the slightest. If a grown-up should happen to read my comment, here is some advice: Take Paris Hilton as an inspiration, accomplish something noteworthy for yourself and lead a life of creativity, adventure and contentedness.
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“Amuse yourselves by griping at your betters….”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lord. *wipes eyes* Thanks for the midday laugh!
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I don’t know what you’re laughing at geronimo.
I was SURE that making snarky comments on CB would transform my life into that of an international diamond smuggler when I was all growed up.
Booo hoooo woe is me.
Time for little old working-class-but-middle-class-aspirant-not-wealthy me to doff my cap and tug my forelock to my betters, for they have money and it is only right and proper that they be admired in a manner fitting to their station.
(I thought the proletariat and WW2 got rid of all that class-ridden nonsense?)
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Bangs definitely are NOT her thing.
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