There are a lot of things that offend me in life. Rude shoppers at the grocery store. Dogs in restaurants. PT Cruisers. But one of the things I find even more offensive than the world’s stupidest car is the world’s stupidest person recording an album. And the fact that it’s her second album just makes it all the worse. That’s right; Paris Hilton says she’s completed all the work on her second CD. Never mind that her first CD didn’t sell and got predictably horrible reviews.

Paris Hilton may not be dating a rocker anymore, but she still has music on her mind. The celebutante caught up with EW.com backstage at last week’s American Music Awards and told us that she has finished her second album, featuring production by Mike Green (Paramore, the Matches), and is deciding what to do next, now that she’s no longer at Warner Bros. Records. “I wrote all the songs,” Hilton beamed. “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue.” As for who might put it out? “I’m figuring it out right now,” she said. “I’m not sure which label I’m doing it with.”

[From Hollywood Insider]

She wrote all the songs? That’s definitely the best way to ensure they suck a million times more than “Stars are Blind.” I would love to hear how a Paris Hilton-penned lyric would go. Something tells me it involves very obvious rhymes like “cat” and “sat.” It just goes to show what money and a wonky face will get you. Considering Paris is a promotion professional, it said a lot about her music that she didn’t promote her first album at all. I assumed that meant someone knocked some sense into her, but I guess that was just a pipe dream.

Here’s Paris launching ‘Fairy Dust By Paris Hilton’ at Macy’s at the Woodbridge Center Mall in New Jersey yesterday. Is it me or is she definitely getting uglier? Images thanks to WENN and Fame.