Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Dec 21
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Button Up Britney

button up brit

After seeing some of the Britney pics from the LA Lakers game, I just have to know. Who in the hell is dressing Britney and could someone please tell her to at least button up her shirt!

It’s clear that Britney is dumber than a box of rocks. She’s nice but we agree that she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

For the love of God, isn’t there somebody in her family or her “posse” that can tell her to button up her shirt before she leaves home?

I’m not approaching the “button up” issue from a moral perspective. I am simply stating a fact from a pure PR standpoint. For the sake of any future career and more important for the custody of her kids—someone just button her top.

If she won’t stay away from the bars, you all just have to make sure Brit is dressed when she leaves the house. Who is with me on this one? Do I need to fly in do it myself?

Thanks to Splash News for the photo.

Update by Celebitchy: Britney even got asked to put on some clothes and get off the stage at a strip club.

Written by White Trash Mom

Posted in Britney Spears, Fashion, Photos, Sluts

14 Responses to “Button Up Britney”

  1. Who is her stylist??? Someone fire her!

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  2. While I agree she needs to cover up, I’m just grateful she’s not flashing her snatch all over town right now!

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  3. And does she have an agent? If so they are doing a horrible job. Jesus Christ this girl has fallen far- it’s time for an intervention. When she announced her divorce she came strutting around with her cute new figure and bob hair cut and seemed to look sophisticated and back on track. Then that weekend she starts partying with Paris and now she looks worse than a washed up Hooters girl at closing time. When is she going to get a grip- Holy Crap!

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  4. Britney just fires anybody she doesn’t agree with, so all she has left working for her are people that regergitate what she wants to hear. And she has never had any fashion sense or common sense of her own, so unfortunately, that is still the same. The best thing she could do is accept that making it anywhere is politics, which doesn’t mean you just have to be yourself. It means, you just have to be who the majority wants you to be, and damn it, we’ve said it loud and clear, this is not who the majority wants you to be. I’m having a hard time finding a minority who even wants this!

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  5. Okay—the “washed up Hooters girl at closing time” was an awesome comment. Too funny. Thanks Celebitchy for the update info and pics. The Spears family is going to be heading back to the farm sooner rather than later unless they can get Britney back on track. BTW, a great idea from Melissa about a political career!

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  6. Enough! She’s terrible…once the noonie is covered up the boobs come out!

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  7. Well, out of TrashCity just to dive in SkankLand…

    I guess we lost Britney for good…

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  8. The disturbing thing is that it’s almost starting to look as if K-Fed was the one thing standing between her and constantly exposed erogenous zones.

    If any designers want to court her all they have to do is start sewing tassels to their clothing.

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  9. She may have lost a little weight on the top but those chubby fat cellulite legs and thighs are hideous!After seeing the nether-regions that she has been so busy flaunting about lately..it was so ghastly I thought I would be blinded for life!
    We know that she is dumb as a brick, but she is also committing career sabotage. You will be back to the trailer-park from whence you came soon enough, Brit!

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  10. I always said she dresses like a whore. and now she is acting like one and probably being one. Plus she looks so trashy. Why doesen’t her agent just dump her?

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  11. I hate brit. I’m sooo over her. She need to get over herself.

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  12. Well it looks to me that maybe Brit wasn’t wearing her shirt unbuttoned just to show off her assets.It looks more like the shirt she was wearing didn’t fit her let alone her large fake/real breasts.If that’s the case I think she has some serious shopping to do if most of her clothes fit the same.

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  13. WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH..WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHTE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH…WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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