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Dear God, Michael Phelps looks HOT HOT HOT in this ad. Photo by Annie Leibovitz. [A Socialite Life]
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He looks GOOD in a suit!
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Dude is ugly! Sure, he’s won a bunch of medals, but this does not translate into style or fashion. The dude pisses in the Olympic pool! He and his toady colleague… Egads!
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Wrong swimmer. Pool pissing is Lochte
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Phelps pisses in the pool too. He said so.
Am I the only person who finds him hideously unattractive? He spends so much time in pools he looks greenish like a cave creature.
Props to Annie L for getting him to look “hot.” he’s just ewww.
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His body: perfect 10
That face: a 5
And I pee in the pool to…
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Yeah I agree his face is busted but thank god for that body.
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I love Michael’s “V”.
I think NBC, start to finish (no pun intended) did a horrible job with these Olympics. But then NBC has gone down the crapper in all aspects in the last 5 or so years, so it’s not shocking.
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I agree. I was getting so annoyed at how they’d cut away in the middle of a competition, but show others all the way through.
He looks hot in that suit.
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WORST. COVERAGE. EVER.
Seriously. To the point where I had to stop watching altogether. Also, why can’t they just show the effin’ games? So much “filler” junk and back-stories to the point of nausea.
Ugh.
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I’m out of work right now so I was home watching a lot of it – I love the swimming and diving and track. No offense to the basketball/water polo teams, but that’s all that seemed to be on during the day. In the evening, they’d have almost 3 hours of news, plus that Access Hollywood sh*t which I hate. They seems extremely reluctant to play anything in real-time.
I was watching diving a few days ago and I swear they just cut it and went off to something else. The competition was about to end too. I was like, “you’ll play 2 hours of volleyball, but cut diving and swimming?”
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that aside, Phelps & his fellow ‘Mermen’ blew my friggin’ mind! those dudes are like mothafuggin’ DOLPHINS for realz!
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They’ve been doing a horrible job with the Olympics ever since they’ve been airing them, it just gets worse with each Olympics.
I think I watched a total of 5 hours. Which is a pity, because it was an interesting Olympics.
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NBC did a horrible job.. And Phelps has a nice body but he’s a bit of a potato head..
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NBC’s coverage SUCKED. BALLS. I didn’t even bother to watch what I couldn’t stream from BBC.
And there was no room for the Olympians on the screen (55″ btw) because Lauer’s bald ego sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
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I refused to watch any of the early morning coverage with those jackasses in London. It was embarrassing, and he’s a jerk.
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butterface, the male version.
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+1
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+2.
The body might be ok (a bit too thin for my tastes, I like bigger dudes) but that face is just a major turn off.
Not sexy in the slightest IMHO.
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meh, looks like he’s not finished yet
and NBC and Matt Lauer SUCKED the life out of the Olympics
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+3 Ewww…. I mean ewww!!!!
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+ 4. No thanks.
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+5
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Plus he seems like a douche.
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+ LOTS
Just doesn’t do it for me.
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Couldn’t agree more. And on top of that he has jacked up teefs.
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Why doesn’t Robert Kardashian go to law school? I mean, wtf. All he does is appear on his sisters reality show. He seems intelligent enough, so WHY isn’t he doing something? If I had the opportunity to go to law school, I would (I’m pretty sure he’s made SOME money by being on that show – there, tuition paid for!).
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Because his last name is Kardashian.
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Ha-ha just read that article about Rob Kartrashian’s lies about law school. I saw that a week ago when he said he was going to law school and I LMAO knowing he is a big fat loser and wouldn’t be going anywhere except another one of his siblings couch, which is Khloe’s right now since she is the only one willing to take on this useless piece of deadweight. He is the biggest p@ssy on the planet.
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He will never do it for me. He might even frighten me a lil, that face.
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I used to think he was a “butterface” but now I think he’s just odd. It’s not just muscles that make someone attractive, but proportion too…and he is hella out of proportion.
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My toughts exactly. His body is hot, but the combination of face + body… I don’t know. He seems to be a really good guy, but he just doesn’t do it for me
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I’m sticking with my amateur diagnosis of acromegaly. It would explain the face and the off proportions.
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I had to google acromegaly, but that seems pretty spot on.
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I’ve always thought Marfan Syndrome..
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I totally agree.. we were just talking about this at work today.. and someone said there is no way he would have a hot girl if he wasn’t a celeb.. a total goon and on top of that he has gingivitis.. ugh four letter word for you guy floss
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I was actually thinking ‘oh my gosh, such harsh criticism!’ (feel bad because he’s such a likeable, talented guy and deserves his success). But I guess you make yourself fodder when you put yourself out there for a purely superficial campaign.
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They use celebrities all the time in ad campaigns. Is it only for the pretty boy actors to make money of that kind of work? I dont find him attractive , but he is likeable, humble and his achievements are so impressive. I could think of worse people to be cashing in on their talent. A lot worse. I think he deserves it.
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I still think it’s mean, most of the comments on here. So b/c he’s trying to make money, he deserves to be insulted? I mean, this boy worked his ass off to get to the Olympics and won medals, and we’re so superficial, all we can talk about is what he looks like? i know, this is celebitchy, but still.
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is that a gas bubble?
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Thought I was the only one who caught that.
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First thing I noticed too!!! LOL
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Me too! I had to scroll down for awhile to awhile to find your comment.
Holy Cow! How did they miss a fart bubble for a such a huge ad?!
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He has that (I’ve a body in the basement if you care to see) look.
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U made me spit out my coffee…lmao..thanks.
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He looks hot, but it looks like a fart bubble in the tub pic.
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LOL YOU JUST MAD MY DAY, I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE!!!!
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He doesn’t do a thing for me. I just don’t see the big hoo ha over him. He’s ok looking but thats about it.
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Me either. I’ve also heard he’s an arrogant a$$ which is another turn off.
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Really? I’ve only ever heard the opposite–that’s he’s a hard worker but also quite humble and modest.
What I don’t understand is why his mother never had his jaw fixed. That’s why his face is like that–he has such a horrible underbite that it looks painful and gives him a speech impediment. Maybe now that he’s planning on retiring he’ll get it done.
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I heard that he’s getting the surgery now that the games are over.
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Saw “The Campaign” this weekend – it’s a simple comedy that gives a few laughs but the laughs are a bit too far inbetween and performances are meh and predictable. 2 out of 5 stars.
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Is it just me or in the last pic it looks like he’s missing a large chunk of his a*s?! Photoshop gone bad. Smh.
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She washed her face! Bye bye, Baby Jane.
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remember THIS ONE??
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/database/leibovitz_a_gallery.html
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Sorry, Michael Phelps + Face + Hot does not compute for me.
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Same with me.
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The swimmer’s body type is pretty sexy but I just can’t get past the face. I also hate his voice. I know that’s weird but I’m a total “voice girl” and his has a bad tonal quality to it.
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he looks DAMN good, better than I thought he would!!
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4 years ago I did not think Michael Phelps was hot (except when he was on the blocks…looking intense).
But I think age and maturity has made him hotter…..
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ugh….. not attractive..not even a little…
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+1
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*sigh*
I want to be Pacey Witter’s *ahem* I mean Joshua Jackson’s girlfriend. I’m so jealous of Diane Kruger and doubly jealous that they look so cute and happy together.
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ugh. This photo is way awkward.
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agree. he looks uncomfortable. the face isnt bringin it (handsome or not)
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I think he’s got a much better body than Ryan lochte. He’s got such good shoulder to waist ratio, I’m into that long lean look. Half the time I don’t even mind his face
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His face looks so much like the late Kevyn Aucoin it’s eerie.
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This is really sexy.. as long as I keep my thumb over his face. Yikes.
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He’s so ugly, he looks deformed. I don’t care how many medals and how much money you have it does not make you hot.
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Michael Phelps is so damn ugly…there, I said it. Not even his hot body makes up for his chimp-like face.
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The face is horrible & creepy. Nasty teeth & chin. He’s said to be very arrogant & rude to teammates – requires private changing area, declines any camaraderie, etc. Yes the guy can swim like nobody else but strange body proportion (legs too short for torso) and a face meant to be masked.
If he wants to be in movies, Quasimodo would be an appropriate role.
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If you’re going to a freakin’ water park, wear a 1-piece suit. She has a cute booty though.
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One pieces are inconvenient when you have to use the restroom. I think her bottoms were just too large. Had they fit properly I don’t think she would have run into that problem.
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Or, you can just do like the Olympic swimmers and just pee in the pools! LOL
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Haha. Well, there’s always that!
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Oh, my….
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check out the water bubble between his legs…
EWWWWW! Phelpsy, did you make a fart?! what a stinker.
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You didn’t miss Kate Bush. She didn’t go in person but remixed her song for the Olympics closing. It’s on YouTube. I love Kate Bush.
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It is NOT A GAS BUBBLE IT’S THE DRAIN PLUG! ugh! GET GLASSESS! lol
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This is a dumb thing for me to debate, but let’s get technical for a second–why would the drain plug be all up in the middle of the tub?
That’s a big ol’ fart bubble, booboo! Being passed right as that pic was being taken!
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Lardassian really needs to stop tweeting pix of her…well, lard ass.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Katy Perry! Couldn’t have happened to nicer person!
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OMG – seriously seriously sexy…that body, mmmm! He’s actually gotten sexier as he’s gotten older – leaps and bounds hotter than doucheface Lochte
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OMG – seriously seriously sexy…that body, mmmm! He’s gotten sexier as he’s gotten older – leaps and bounds hotter than doucheface Lochte
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OMG – seriously seriously hot…that body, mmmm! He’s gotten hotter as he’s gotten older – leaps and bounds hotter than doucheface Lochte
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He’ll be a lot more chilled and easy going now that he’s retired and can get back on the pipe.
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he’s always come off as a douche…
dump the girlfriend so he could p****sy hop around las vegas after the beijing games.
a LV stylist and photoshop could make ANYONE OF US stunning….
smoke n’ mirrors ladies….
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He is not remotely good looking, jug ears, horse teeth etc.
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Great pictures. I never found him attractive before, but hes really grown on me over the past few weeks. Hes a good looking guy.
My only problem with the bathtub picture is the awkward location of the drain. It looks like he is passing gas.
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I dont understand the fascination with this guy. He is not hot at all!
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A few things:
The Campaign is high-effing-larious. Seriously. Go see it.
I DVR’d the Closing Ceremonies & was a little behind. So when I went to live tv, The Who were performing. WTF??! NBC couldn’t put them on during prime time so we could see the Spice Girls & some douchebag band sing “Wonderwall”?!?!? Bloody ridiculous
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Do I see cock outline? He’s hot. Love the second photo.
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Hot? Great swimmer..? Yes, the greatest! Great body..? Yes. But HOT? I guess something’s wrong with my eyes cause I don’t see it.
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this blog’s comments are cluttered with 12 year old trolls…
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I already thought he was hot, but in these photos- wowser!
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That. Face. -NO-
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Very homely
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I would hit it like a house on fire.
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Meh. Butterface.
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Dude is HIDEOUS!!! No wonder his friends accuse his Girlfriend of only being with his for his money, what other reason could there be?
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