I think I’ve finally figured out why Colin Farrell is no longer making me hot these days. It’s because throughout Colin’s promotional work for Total Recall, he’s just looked so awkward and uncomfortable. Almost like he’s embarrassed to be promoting the film. Which might be the case – Total Recall is a bomb. They’re hoping it makes a lot of money overseas, but it’s still going to be a bomb, most likely. And that is why Colin isn’t hot lately… he’s being forced to promote this POS movie, and he’s embarrassed. And that’s not hot.
Anyway, these are photos from yesterday’s Berlin premiere. I covered the Berlin photo call pics yesterday – in which Jessica Biel looked pretty good, mostly because she figured out a way to push back her hideous bangs. It’s a shame she couldn’t do the same hairstyle for the premiere, right? Jessica’s dress is Elie Saab… it’s nice. It flatters her figure. I wouldn’t mind seeing this dress on the red carpet for an awards show. It feels like overkill for the Berlin premiere, right? Still… not bad. A little boring. Kate Beckinsale (queen of the over-dressers) wore white Naeem Khan. Once again, another overkill gown… but again, I don’t really hate it. I love sleeves on a gown, and I like the design. It seems like a weird choice for a premiere in the middle of August, but… sure. Is Kate giving anyone else Rita Wilson vibes here? No disrespect – I love Rita Wilson. But Kate is really reminding me of Rita here.
Even though I enjoy having new photos of Beckinsale & Biel, I’m kind of over this publicity tour. They seem over it too, right?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Much better looks then the past 2 promos. Jessica is such a bore however.
I like the dress. The bangs dont look bad here
Eh. Not bad. Definitely much better than Beckinsale’s dress, IMO.
What is it with Jessica Biel? Technically speaking she is pretty, but somehow..she is not. I can’t pinpoint what is is though…maybe her teeth? Can teeth be too straight?
Its just that her lips are slug like, there is no dip in the upper lip. its the same thing with miley’s. and her nose looks like the result of a botched nose job. but she has the best body in Hollywood
I don’t know..she looks fit, but she has very broad shoulders. Not the best bod in Hollywood.
So I wasnt’ the only one to notice Miley’s lips had no ‘bow’ to the upper lip. Thought I was just seeing a really bad application of lipstick.
I don’t get what people see in Jessica. I see plain old unattractive and dull.
The dress is sheer too! I see granny panties
I think! Man though. That side profile pic definitely shows off her awesomely toned body. Her face looks petty too!
I also see the panties. I dont like it anymore
It’s not underwear, it’s the design of the dress. If intention factors in at all in the fugly/not fugly evaluation 🙂
Love the dress but I rarely dislike anything by Elie Saab. She looks good.
Kate looks…meh.
This movie looks like pure garbage tbh.
The dress is beautiful. The best she has worn in a while. The bang is hideus.
Are they still promoting this flop movie? Waste of money.
IMO Colin Farrell can wear anything and always look great
I find biel humorless/personality-less. However, I think she is lovely. We all know what a burden her beauty is to her (snort)- maybe she is trying to de-beautify with the bangs. BANGS CONSPIRACY!!
terribly lovely? 😕
She should never do this cut, it makes her shoulders look broader and more man-ish. She has such an enviable body, if she can’t figure it out, maybe she needs to go back to the basics and only wear Kenneth cole or Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren. Take tips from Aniston (never thought I’d say that) — sometimes beautiful women can’t pull off too much, especially with less feminine facial features.
she looks good minus the bangs, make it stop..
Do these three hate each other?!
I think Colin’s been looking GREAT on this particular tour. Love both his and Biel’s red carpet looks the past two days. Interesting though about Kate because now that you’ve said it, I can see the Rita Wilson.
I feel like all three actors know this movie sucks and they’re all miserable having to promote it.
Biel looks decent here but halter-dtyles can be rough on those of us with wider shoulders. Her arms/shoulders and ass are amazing though.
The body language! They don’t seem fond of each other.
Not terrible – just so freakin DULL!
The body language! They don’t seem too fond of each other.
She should never do this cut, it makes her shoulders look broader and more man-ish. She has such an enviable body, if she can’t figure it out, maybe she needs to go back to the basics and only wear Kenneth cole or Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren. Take tips from Aniston (never thought I’d say that) sometimes beautiful women can’t pull off too much, especially with less feminine facial features.
No woman can pull off bangs. They’re terrible. Clearly, she got tired of being “beautiful”. I wouldn’t be surprised if Justin gets tired of being engaged.
I’m personally shocked said engagement has lasted this long. He doesn’t strike me as the monogamous type…& she hasn’t really kept up with the version of herself from the bikini shots in men’s magazines, which we all know is what pretty-boy goes for. Arm candy.
She#s still boring.
I love Jessica’s dress, and she’s looking great here – her face, her body, her styling… Even the bangs look almost OK and that’s saying something because they’re awful usually.
I’m not too keen on Kate’s gown though… It seems like we’ve seen this sort of dress on her lots of times already and the beige colour isn’t very flattering.
the bangs are ok; a far bigger problem is that her long, overly sculpted nose & oversized veneers make her look like a mule.
Colin looks like he’d rather be anywhere else… maybe it’s because he’s flanked by his director’s wife and JT’s main squeeze and he’s had to cage the tiger for too long!!! Jessica’s bangs look better than usual, and in the solo shots you can see the sheer skirt and the dress is more interesting. Kate’s dress is hideous, feels like a Mother of the Bride get-up to me… she always looks dressed for a different occasion.
They’re all bugging me. No matter how pretty, Jessica Biel lacks sex appeal and charisma; and those muscles are too manly for my taste. Kate Beckinsale has too much hair for that little face. Colin Farrel looks wimpy and scared.
Jessica’s bangs remind me of Billy Bob Thornton from that weird movie he did playing a mentally challenged axe murderer or something like that. They are cut on a slant & she just doesn’t look ‘right in the haid’ as they say in the South…
“Alright then….”
(Quoting from that movie! :))
Jessica looks so old. Her mouth and nose look really odd up close.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3268588288/nm0004754
She’s beautiful. Leave her alone
For some reason, Jessica hasn’t appealed to me at all for quite some time. She used to be so sexy & lively, like someone who’d be a blast to hang out with.
Then she turns around & has something very unfortunate done to her nose, after which she adopts those hideous bangs, I’d think as a distraction away from her nose.
She just sort of depresses me with how far she’s fallen in such a short time.
I love Biel, she is so sweet looking, and I really want her mouth and body. Just wish she would find herself a better boyfriend. She can have anyone and she choosed Justin Timberlake, why???
Ok Kate. Getting better. Moving away from the hideous dresses. Improving. Jessica……..what can I say. Face is a 2 and the body is a 8.