Comments on: Doutzen Kroes shows off her crazy bikini body in Miami: gorgeous & sexy?

By: keis

keis — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 00:57:23 +0000

Perhaps I’m remembering wrong, but I feel like she used have a more curvy body, but I guess her body’s changed as she’s gotten older and had a baby and everything.

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By: Tyree Minnix

Tyree Minnix — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 20:03:25 +0000

Next up on my list is installing a kitchen tile backsplash and I haven’t gotten any of the tools yet.

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By: mcmiller

mcmiller — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 18:44:51 +0000

yeah, she’s very pretty, and in great shape (a great ass) but she has no boobies.

I wish this comment were true of me; I’d take no boobs for such a body, but I’m admittedly too lazy!

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By: Christina

Christina — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:10:40 +0000

Although it’s really none of your business, since you ask I work as a teacher and so I contribute towards improving people’s lives (albeit in a small way) every day, or at least I hope so.

But my point is that I’m uneasy with people receiving shedloads of adulation and millions of quid simply because of the way they look, something over which none of us has any control. But if you’re happy with that state of affairs, far be it from me to try to change your mind.

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By: IzzyB

IzzyB — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 08:09:10 +0000

It was refreshing honesty.

I’d love to be tanned and spend my time keeping my butt in the same place it was when I was a teenager, but I spend 12 hour days in a windowless lab. No hope.

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By: void

void — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 03:51:27 +0000

I bought one of those speed jump ropes people work out with, wtf, that thing is impossible. I don’t know how anyone can use them, they’re so thin, like trying to jump rope with spaghetti. Jumping rope is the perfect work out but it seemed easier as a child. Also, boobs impede the process.

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By: bk

bk — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 03:46:57 +0000

Too skinny.

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By: void

void — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 02:48:33 +0000

I prefer softer, more feminine bodies as well, like ScarJo’s, but for a model this is pretty much as good as you can expect. The only “curves” the fashion industry accepts are the contours of the skeleton, with some flesh thrown over it.

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By: citygirlsf

citygirlsf — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 02:39:25 +0000

I shall go kill myself now.

It’s been nice knowing you all.

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By: void

void — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:57:01 +0000

I see what you’re saying about the legs, but I can overlook it because the rest of him is so delicious. I can’t overlook pigeon toes, weak shoulders, birthing hips on men, short arms, or eyes that are too close together so I see what you’re saying about that pet peeve. But his faaaace…

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