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Last week, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went on vacation in Hawaii. I know because Kim has been tweeting stuff from Hawaii, and because they’ve been pap’d nearly every day of their vacation, mostly at the same spot – a Hawaiian hotspot called… Yogartland. These pics are from Friday’s trip to Yogartland. You know what I love about these photos? So, so much. First off, I love that ‘Ye is wearing his leather pants in Hawaii… to get yogurt. Like, he’s super-hardcore, even when he’s just getting some yogurt, y’all. What is with ‘Ye and the leather pants lately?
I love that Kim’s outfit is so ill-fitting, and I love that she looks like she and Kanye literally just rolled out of bed. Except for the makeup, of course. At first I thought these were some rare photos of Kim without her SO heavy makeup, but look closely. Mascara, eyeshadow, eyeliner, foundation and lipstick. Probably more.
But really, let’s talk about Kim’s shoes. Because they’re AWFUL! You know what scares me? I think these may be Kanye-designed shoes! Do you remember, Kanye “collaborated” on a (collabortion!) women’s shoe line, and they looked a lot like this.
Kim was also tweeting some photos with a new app – an app that makes her look like a cartoon alien. I actually think this is kind of cool. Kim even referenced Kanye’s lyrics on Katy Perry’s “E.T.” writing “They’re calling me an alien a big headed astronaut…maybe that’s bc my boy Yeezy gets..”
Here’s a photo of Kanye and Kim at Yogurtland on Thursday – Kim wore a Givenchy skirt and boots for that outing. She was really trying that time. GAH, I kind of love those boots.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kanye West, Kim Kardashian
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So when this pinhead is in LA… she constantly tweets pictures of herself in bikini’s.
But when Kim is vacationing at an actual place, that wearing bikini’s daily would be appropriate.
She stomps around the island in leather boots and clothes.
Geez, Kim looks like… Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife, Beth. With the exception I think his wife looks better in her ridiculous outfits. At least Beth likes her leather in the color white, in a tropical setting.
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Was thinking the same thing. Who goes to Hawaii on vacation & wears leather pants or boots…. Her top outfit just really looks bad from behind though.
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When I went to Hawaii in November (several years ago), my suit and sarongs were the fanciest I got, except for a nice tank dress for nice dinners out.
These two just don’t get it. Too narcissistic to be aware of their surroundings.
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Kanye and Kim are NOT on vacation. Kanye is in Hawaii recording music for an album. The pictures Kim posted on Twitter of herself in a retro bathing suit with a flower in her hair, is from a 2009 photo shoot. The only pictures you have seen of them in Hawaii is the trips to the yogurt shop and that’s it.
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Do you owe her money that you feel compelled to defend her? Who cares why they’re in Hawaii? The point is their clothing is ridiculously inappropriate for the locale and climate. Of course, just about everything they do is inappropriate. And if anyone thinks this is more than a “faux-mance”, think again.
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So the picture Kim tweeted of her on the beach at twilight in a black swimsuit was also from another time. Every article that I have read said they are in Hawaii on a vacay and no where has it been written that he is recording music.
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hey…..I like Dog’s wife, actually, and i’m not hard core at all (his mullet? please) but at LEAST he (along w/ wife n’ fam) are DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE to society!!!
jaysus….dog is hardcore, but he’s got a heart, it’s amazing how he can take down a perp, and then calm them down to zero…
again, DOG is DOING something!!! and..he is proficient with the english language as well…
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Her arse doesn’t need anymore fro-yo!!!
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ass quite like that. It looks like she shoved two balloons into her skirt. I wonder if she wears padding because that butt doesn’t match the rest of her.
I think she should be referred to as Zippy the Pinhead from now on. Google him!
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Is her butt getting bigger? I know several stories are going around along those lines, but until I saw these pics I just kind of went “meh”. Her butt doesn’t look entirely natural. And are her breasts bigger? Any way you slice it those outfits aren’t all that. Neither is the BF. Not a KK fan, but jeez…that dude is disgusting.
There was a story on Lainey Gossip early this year/late last year how he went out to dinner with Beyonce, Jay-Z, Gwenyth, and a date. His date laughed at the rudeness they displayed to the server. He said “Did I tell you you can laugh?” Real class act.
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He’s 50 Shades of Gross
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To quote Clairee from Steel Magnolias, “it looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( but you just made me spit orange juice all over my desk)
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You know what they say: if thou don’t have anything nice to say… Come door next to me!
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I feel compelled to come forward in defence of frozen yoghurt ^^
0.55-6% fat and in some cases, it actually tastes better than ice cream
If anyone’s wondering, I’ve got my Ben and Jerry’s cherry garcia in front of me, I’m not a weirdo froyo stan ^^
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You’ll get no argument here, Amelia. I’d actually choose Yogurtland or Pinkberry over ice cream because I love the little bite yogurt has.
I think Kim just needs to let the air out of her butt balloons. She probably only deflates them when she’s at home without any chance of a pap taking her photo.
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Lower in fat, but higher in carbs. Take your poison I guess.
Pinkberry for example is also filled with lots of ingredients where as real ice cream is usually just cream, milk, salt and sugar.
I will take real anytime myself as a treat over “fat free” all the time.
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Really? My friend had me dying when she saw these pictures and she said her boots need to be circumcised. Haha. They are ugly. I think they think wearing leather, especially in black makes them look fashionable. In reality, they both look like fools. It’s August. In Hawaii. Why are you wearing leather?!? That picture with her in the skirt from the back. Eww. Kim needs to dress for her body type she looks like she’s wearing a diaper. Her body looks so gross. The shape that she has has to be toned or spanxed within an inch of its life or it looks frumpy. I bet Kanye dresses her and tells her she looks fierce. Hahaha.
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haha fierce. good one
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LOL! exactly! PLUS you can totally see where she had the seam on the right side let out because her fat bootay could fit into any more. Less yoghurt and partying, and more broccoli and exercising is needed here – you’re not getting any younger honey and sadly, the bootay spreads as one ages as I know only too, too well. I am too fond of ice cream for my own good but then again I don’t prance around in too-tight leather skirts and boots in tropical heat. God, can you imagine the foot sweat? *shudder*
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Do you think her feet turned black from the dye that would be awesome.
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Does Kanye let her wear any color except black anymore? Doesn’t seem so.
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So overdressed! The narcissism and conspicuous consumption is out of control. I get that they’re super image conscious and dress for the paps, but leather pants and stilettos at the yogurt shop on yr Hawaiian vacay? Ugh
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They seem happy together and they look cute.
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I wonder how happy they are. In all these pictures, Kanye is only smiling while he is on the phone. While there are some pictures of him smiling, in most of the pictures he isn’t smiling and he looks like he wishes he was someplace else. JMO.
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I agree, in all the pics I’ve seen they don’t really seem happy or “loved up” Just 2 people walking to the same place. They can’t claim it’s the cameras in their faces either, because neither of them has met a camera they didn’t like
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Why does her a*s look x3 bigger in clothing than it does in swimwear….??
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+1
I’ve been thinking that for a while now.
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I’ve wondered that too!! In clothes she often has a tummy, love handles, and a lumpy butt. In a bikini her tummy is flat, sides are smooth, and bottom (though large) is smooth and plump. Weird, because for most women it’s the other way around.
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Celebitchy dated nov.11,11
http://www.celebitchy.com/191533/kris_humphries_threatening_to_expose_kim_kardashians_butt_as_a_padded_fake/
“Supposedly Kris Humphries has some kind of “evidence” that Kim Kardashian uses padded panties to make her ass look big, and is threatening to expose her butt as a fraud.”
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Bc they photoshop all her bikini photos! That is why she is always at empty beaches with her friend Jonathan! They have arrangements with photographers that take her bikini pics and photoshopped the shit out of her body then send it to gossip blogs! Just google kim bikini and you’ll see, she always goes to empty spots far away from people with her “bff” then she takes the cover off and she’s reveals her “body” she has been doing this for three years now. She has deceived the simple minded mass. SMH!
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Exactly! I can’t believe people get deceived by this idiot. She’s soooo transparent.
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Don’t forget her typical Photoshop pose. Legs spread or crossed, arms away from her body so they can shop her waist, etc. She is so fake. I really don’t understand how someone who lies so much on a daily basis can sleep at night.
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SMH! Just google and you’ll see for your own eyes! Also compare her body with clothes on and each bikini. They photoshop her body differently each time LMAOO
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No wonder they need yoghurt. Leather in a hot climate is just asking for a visit from the Candida fairy.
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LOL! True that!
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Now that was funny.
But I have to admit that I have always been intrigued by her butt and the way it morphs, depending on what she is wearing. Sometimes I just stare at pics of her trying to figure it out. Weird, really weird.
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Gosh her ass is ridiculous.
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My god her ass is huge. I never truly realized what a hugely fat butt she had until that picture. Ewww scary…
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I hope Kanye baby-powders before slipping on those leather pants in summer. They may be baggy but leather is not a breathable fabric. Probably a freaking rain forest environment in those things…musty sac. lol
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Lol I can’t think of the baby powder/leather pants without thinking of the “Friends” episode where Ross dated Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
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In that picture with ill-fitting dress, in profile-she looks like Kourtney in profile. It’s for the first time that I’ve seen some real similarity! Makes me wonder how much procedures had she done to wipe off most of the similarities.
It’s her body, and good for her if she loves it (her extreme booty is too much for me), but ill-fitting clothes in which she looks like she’ll burst are never wise choice.
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Kaiser! Those boots are awful. Step away from your computer, regroup and come back to re-analyze your assessment of those boots
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It makes me ill to think that all the expenses they have on this “vacation” are tax deductable as a publicity business expense(including the yogurt).
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yes, I was wondering how much yogurtland paid them for their appearances…
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Kim is gonna look like those altered pics in the next 10years if she doesnt lay off the botox. Her ass is so ridiculous it makes me sick, she should learn to dress for her body type or hire a freaking stylist..
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How do you dress that? She needs to find some Mama Cass vintage clothing.
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What’s truly tragic is she supposedly used to BE a stylist!
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really, i didn’t know that. i figured she never really had a real job since she’s always been loaded since birth.
Can you tell me more?
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deehunny – She used to be Parisite Hilton’s “stylist” and friend, back when PH was a big deal. (I believe they were also “friends” or acquaintances, as well, from either school or their wealthy circles or both.) Paris “introduced” Kim & Kourtney around the LA socialite club scene (you can also see KK’s original face in those pix).
After seeing PH get more “famous” from her sex tape, KK did one with that tool RayJ, which was released, and the student eclipsed the teacher (so to speak). The rest is God-awful history.
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What ever happened to shorts and sandals? A sundress?
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They are trying to be seen. So the next time Kanye flips out on a pap we need to remember these two walking around Hawaii in all black, full makeup, and wearing a shoe from his horrible shoe line.
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Oh my word how tacky she is!
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Please…make it stop. Ugh.
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those shoes are going to give me nightmares. good god, they’re awful. (i think michael k made fun of them some time ago.)
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Yogurtland is pretty awesome though. I would go there every day if I could, too.
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Meh, I think they’re kind of cute together. Also, I love that her body is similar to mine – busty, short, curvy – and she’s considered hot. Of course, I don’t have that butt, I was seriously shorted in the butt department when the genes were thrown out for me
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Then you arent curvy…sorry
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Two of the biggest f*ckin morons on the planet. Where’s a meteor when you need one??
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The more photo-ops theses two set up, the more the relationship looks fake and set up for the reality show.
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my first thought was she can eat whatever she wants cause she just gets the fat injected in her ass
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Her ass is so weird looking. Bigger isn’t always better. Its not like shes got a sexy JLo big ass, she’s got some strange 2 basketballs looking ass.
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Now I remember what it reminded me of! Mamma from the Carol Burnett show! hahaha
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Mrs. Whiggins!
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Ugh. TOO MUCH LEATHER. And those shoes are going to give me nightmares.
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What the heck is she on vacation from? This one and LeAnn Rimes are always on vacation, but seriously…from what?
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exactly what i was thinking. don’t you need to DO something to take a vacation from it?
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That’s how her face will look after her next plastic surgery … Who wears all black and leather in Hawaii for goodness sakes
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Kanye’s trying to suffocate his Kardashian Krotch Krabs with all the leather pants he’s been wearing of late. In AUGUST. On the Northern Hemisphere.
Those shoes need to be killed with fire, and am I the only who thinks it looks like the strap on the left side of her whatever-that-top is is fraying due to the stress?
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yes totally. I didn’t notice until you pointed it out. thought it was part of the artistic ill-fitting stylings of ‘Ye
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Is it me or has her a$$ gotten bigger since seeing Kanye. It looks ridiculous now.
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A friend of mine believes they aren’t really a couple. She thinks they are together for all the reasons people think, i.e. publicity, publicity, publicity, etc. Yet, she also thinks Kanye is broke. Not broke like regular broke, but that he doesn’t have the money to live the jet-set lifestyle like Kim. That’s why Kim is with him everywhere he goes. She’s paying!
For her it’s a good deal, she gets pictures with him and more publicity. He gets a free ride and publicity for him. Though, if you look at their body language, I see a lot more posing for the camera then actual feeliings for each other. Look at his face in some of those pics.
Also, those are Kanye-designed shoes. I remember when he first debuted those monstrosities. Again, another reason to support they are with each othe for publicity. Kim generally has very good fashion sense when it comes to shoes. That’s one of the few things she gets right. There’s no way she’d be caught dead in those things unless it was part of the contract. LOL…I bet we start seeing pics of her in Kaney-inspired designs once a month.
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That is bc they photoshop EVERY bikini pic of Kim they put out! EVERY bikini pic. Ever notice how kim goes to the beach with gay BFF of hers and it’s usually is an empty side of the beach and it’s usually just them or couple family members? When Kim used to go to the beach with friends where it’s a lot of other people, she would cover up her mid section and butt and thighs with a cover up, but these days they found a better way to deceive people. Ever since her and Reggie broke up and she started rocking bikinis without the cover they have been photoshopping every inch of her in her bikini They have a deal with certain people that take their pics, they take her pics at empty beach and photoshop it, then send it out to the blogs.
There is a rumor going around saying Kanye and her aren’t really a couple? I mean I believe it. They have no chemistry, and it always seems like she’s a lot more happier in the situation than him. Kanye usually goes for tall thin and curvy girls, he worships models, so I have a really hard time believing he’s attracted to her–specially seeing the real her. Idk I believe this maybe a publicity stunt and honestly Kim is gaining a lot more than Kanye is….Shame bc as crazy as he is, he has talent and could do something good with it!
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hmmm, is she still a size 2???
as IF!!!
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good God all mighty…
ill fitting??? i’m a ‘soft’ whitey and at least i know to get a spray tan, wear some COLOR and COTTON fabrics when going tropical/island…
black n grey…really?…really.
she looks like a corporate secretary who just shagged the boss, yet forget to put on her blouse! a pencil, grey skirt? in hawaii?
the…knit, shrug, boot things, well, uhhgly and again, in freaking HAWAII!?!?
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I don’t know anything about rumors but it seemed obvious from the beginning their relationship was fake. Of course two clueless narccisistic tacky freaks could never love anyone but themselves. I mean didn’t the favored daughter learn from her mom.
I believe there is a lot of photoshop going on but how does everyone explain all the bikini shots for her show? I mean did they fix everyone in the show too? I am not saying people are wrong I just wonder and I too am one of those people who find myself staring at her pics because I can’t figure it out how her ass can be so big and everything else be toned and trim. I also noticed in the past year of her show her boobs have appeared even bigger and her family even has made comments about how cartoonish they look and such, makes me wonder. I agree she always looks good in a bikini but fat, dumpy and lumpy in clothes. It doesn’t make sense. One of my co-workers saw kim at a Vegas party and she said Kim was very tiny and did not have a giant ass it is just the camera making it look so big. I know the camera adds lbs to everyone and maybe there is something true in that. She might be a normal size and not skin and bones so on the camera she looks like a fat lumpy dumb. This is all weird.
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Call me crazy but I actually love both looks! Then again I’m a short thick girl who loves to overdress and wear fun/crazy heels. With that said I would still leave the leather for late September-October months.
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How can you take a vacation when you are a famewhore? – is famewhoring that hard of work that you need a vacation from it – and you anticipated my comments shannon – are there any pics where Kanye is actually like you know genuinely smiling and looking happy with plasticized lardassian; or is this all just for publicity – one more reason to despise these two pinheads.
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Kim has THE worst taste in footwear, ever.
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I loved the 1st set of pictures. Size 2?? Her ass is size 2 by itself! There’s nothing wrong with her body now but at least be honest about it. She’s Armenian – it’s in the curvy genes. Love yourself for yourself, K.
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Leather pants can actually be VERY comfortable.
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Not in August in Hawaii.
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These two deserve each other. It’s a match made in famewhore heaven.
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True. I’m looking forward to their inevitable split. It’s gonna be nasty.
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She looks sloppy and gross to me
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She really isn’t small is she. :0\
And who in the hell wears leather pants in hawaii in AUGUST? Fudging ridiculous. And those boots look like someone is dressing up to play horsey. Too bad LeAnn didn’t find them first.
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Ha. Keep those shots of her bubble butt coming.
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Who dresses like that in the middle of summer in the daytime in Hawaii? My God, it is so ridiculous it just pisses me off. They are both so trapped in their fame. Kim has taste for shit … and if that really is her ass and no padding, she really needs to lose it because it looks ridiculous. And those shoes! Seriously hideous. She is so pretty and such a nightmare.
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Uggh, the shoes are ugly. Who goes to Hawaai and dresses like that? Uggh!
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Those two really are a match made in heaven. Take the two dumbest and self-centered celebs out there and put them together – no education, a narrow horizon and a lot of money which is never very good for your character – et voilà! When they split – and they will (maybe they marry before) – this will become very messy and ugly. Looking forward to it! (I wonder why a women with so many secrets like Kim gets so frequent in “relationships” – I wouldn’t trust anyone! Especially considered the choices in guys she makes)
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I was wondering if anyone else read about those rumours that Kim’s mom Kris used to be an escort back in the day, like a pro golddigger. It would explain A LOT if that were true.
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WHOA! easy on the yogurt there, princess.
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WHO wears a dress like that in Hawaii, let alone to go get frozen yogurt.
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They obviously dress like that because they want to get pap’d. It’s Hawaii, summertime, why the leather? Also, how many vacations has kim go on this year? She want to Mexico twice, Dominican Republic, Hawaii, wow she must think she really works hard lol ! Seems like her “career” is slowing down. I thought she got divorced because she was too busy to be tied down? Now it seems like she just follows Kanye wherever he goes, because she has nothing else to do.
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I live in hawaii and seen them a few times he is recording she just camr with him
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