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	<title>Comments on: Jessica Alba is foxy and drunk-looking in the new Campari calendar</title>
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		<title>By: ff</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She doesn&#039;t look wasted to me.

I mean, I like them but I actually prefer the Eva Mendes&#039; one - at least she actually looked like she drank alcohol, whereas with Alba comes across as more likely to be holding a glass of milk. They should have rocked it with Rihanna.

That said, Jessica&#039;s is very visually appealing nontheless.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She doesn&#8217;t look wasted to me.</p>
<p>I mean, I like them but I actually prefer the Eva Mendes&#8217; one &#8211; at least she actually looked like she drank alcohol, whereas with Alba comes across as more likely to be holding a glass of milk. They should have rocked it with Rihanna.</p>
<p>That said, Jessica&#8217;s is very visually appealing nontheless.
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		<title>By: Cletus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She ain&#039;t drunk. I know from drunk, and that ain&#039;t it. If she were drunk, her eyeliner would be running down to her chin. That look (or lackthereof) in her eyes is just her lobotomy showing. We should all look so good after having our lobes scrambled. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She ain&#8217;t drunk. I know from drunk, and that ain&#8217;t it. If she were drunk, her eyeliner would be running down to her chin. That look (or lackthereof) in her eyes is just her lobotomy showing. We should all look so good after having our lobes scrambled. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Ana' says</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana' says</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pics are nice but hey, they&#039;re supposed to be. Professional lighting, photographer, stylist, national ad campaign.  Get it.  Personally, I never got all the fuss about Alba.  Seriously, not hatin&#039; just always found her pedestrian pretty at best.  Now that Hayek woman, oh yeah, I&#039;m hatin&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pics are nice but hey, they&#8217;re supposed to be. Professional lighting, photographer, stylist, national ad campaign.  Get it.  Personally, I never got all the fuss about Alba.  Seriously, not hatin&#8217; just always found her pedestrian pretty at best.  Now that Hayek woman, oh yeah, I&#8217;m hatin&#8217;.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those pictures are technically really good. She has an amazing body, but other than that I find her very average. She has the stupid spacey look in her eyes that I despise in the bitchy incoming freshman </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those pictures are technically really good. She has an amazing body, but other than that I find her very average. She has the stupid spacey look in her eyes that I despise in the bitchy incoming freshman
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		<title>By: whatevs</title>
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		<dc:creator>whatevs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ehh.  She aint ugly that&#039;s for sure and some of the pics look really pretty.    But, no matter how much spackle they slap on or what tight dress they pour her into, her shitty attitude and even shittier acting skills are a big turn off to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ehh.  She aint ugly that&#8217;s for sure and some of the pics look really pretty.    But, no matter how much spackle they slap on or what tight dress they pour her into, her shitty attitude and even shittier acting skills are a big turn off to me.
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		<title>By: sam</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like Alyssa Milano in these pics.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like Alyssa Milano in these pics.
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		<title>By: irl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yawn. . .
she should stick to only showing herself. . .never acting.  
I can&#039;t really think of worse actor or actress then her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yawn. . .<br />
she should stick to only showing herself. . .never acting.<br />
I can&#8217;t really think of worse actor or actress then her.
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		<title>By: spoonman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey everyone needs to make a buck today!

She has the Body and the looks why not sell out for advertising an alcohol? 

Nothing new here-all these pin up looking actors make millions promoting products abroad-just this campaign is more main stream-so what???

Sounds like there is a little jealousy going on here about how good she looks in these pics...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey everyone needs to make a buck today!</p>
<p>She has the Body and the looks why not sell out for advertising an alcohol? </p>
<p>Nothing new here-all these pin up looking actors make millions promoting products abroad-just this campaign is more main stream-so what???</p>
<p>Sounds like there is a little jealousy going on here about how good she looks in these pics&#8230;
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		<title>By: Lore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Campari is gross, but she looks great.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Campari is gross, but she looks great.
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		<title>By: Kristin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks gorgeous. Those photos are so glamorous and classy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks gorgeous. Those photos are so glamorous and classy.
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