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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is staying with him to get ammo for a tell-all book. Or magazine article.
Oh s*** why do I care?!?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is staying with him to get ammo for a tell-all book. Or magazine article.<br />
Oh s*** why do I care?!?!?
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		<title>By: BabySanta</title>
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		<dc:creator>BabySanta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t hate Heidi. I actually feel sorry for her.. 
But Spencer.. Gawd he makes me pissed.
He should just go away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t hate Heidi. I actually feel sorry for her..<br />
But Spencer.. Gawd he makes me pissed.<br />
He should just go away.
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		<title>By: hairball</title>
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		<dc:creator>hairball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>april, that was a great comment.  I&#039;m sorry that had to happen to you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>april, that was a great comment.  I&#8217;m sorry that had to happen to you.
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		<title>By: Sickitten</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sickitten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All fake. He&#039;s gay. The end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All fake. He&#8217;s gay. The end.
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		<title>By: april</title>
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		<dc:creator>april</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I rarely ever post comments, but I decided to on this one... I don&#039;t like either of them, but I feel bad for Heidi. Spencer makes me absolutely NAUSEOUS!!!

He&#039;s a classic abuser, not in the physical sense, but he just likes the idea of having power over someone.  My ex was exactly like him - he wasn&#039;t always a bad guy, in fact we had some really great times which is what kept me around for so long. But he also made me feel like crap about myself a lot of the time, and I felt like I was always having to prove myself.  Anyone who tried to point out to me that he wasn&#039;t a good guy got cut out of my life at his insistence that they weren&#039;t really friends (he could always point out SOMETHING they had done to prove that, forget that he probably had done the same or worse).  By the end of five years, I had no friends, didn&#039;t speak to my family, and had no sense of self worth at all. He never once hit me, so anyone telling me he was abusive was just absurd in my mind.

I don&#039;t consider myself to be stupid, but he had backed so far into a corner with no one (or so I thought) to turn to, that I really felt like I needed him to prove I was worth anything.  And no one can help out a woman in that situation until they are ready to admit that the relationship they are in isn&#039;t healthy b/c until you can admit it yourself, you really believe everyone else is just against you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I rarely ever post comments, but I decided to on this one&#8230; I don&#8217;t like either of them, but I feel bad for Heidi. Spencer makes me absolutely NAUSEOUS!!!</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a classic abuser, not in the physical sense, but he just likes the idea of having power over someone.  My ex was exactly like him &#8211; he wasn&#8217;t always a bad guy, in fact we had some really great times which is what kept me around for so long. But he also made me feel like crap about myself a lot of the time, and I felt like I was always having to prove myself.  Anyone who tried to point out to me that he wasn&#8217;t a good guy got cut out of my life at his insistence that they weren&#8217;t really friends (he could always point out SOMETHING they had done to prove that, forget that he probably had done the same or worse).  By the end of five years, I had no friends, didn&#8217;t speak to my family, and had no sense of self worth at all. He never once hit me, so anyone telling me he was abusive was just absurd in my mind.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t consider myself to be stupid, but he had backed so far into a corner with no one (or so I thought) to turn to, that I really felt like I needed him to prove I was worth anything.  And no one can help out a woman in that situation until they are ready to admit that the relationship they are in isn&#8217;t healthy b/c until you can admit it yourself, you really believe everyone else is just against you.
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		<title>By: Sue D. Nimm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To RReedy: as far as I know (I don&#039;t watch the Hills or Mountains or whatever, just look at sites like this) they are just random plastic people who star in some crappy TV &#039;reality&#039; show. I don&#039;t know why they&#039;re famous. I think it&#039;s along the lines of &quot;Satan owns the media.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To RReedy: as far as I know (I don&#8217;t watch the Hills or Mountains or whatever, just look at sites like this) they are just random plastic people who star in some crappy TV &#8216;reality&#8217; show. I don&#8217;t know why they&#8217;re famous. I think it&#8217;s along the lines of &#8220;Satan owns the media.&#8221;
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		<title>By: bros</title>
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		<dc:creator>bros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>someone as cheap looking as heidi should never wear an animal print. god she looks hideous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>someone as cheap looking as heidi should never wear an animal print. god she looks hideous.
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		<title>By: 88modesty88</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t get anyone&#039;s preoccupation with these two. Don&#039;t have The Hills here, but it doesn&#039;t sound like the type of show I&#039;d like to watch in any case.

And he&#039;s really not handsome. Looks like Gil Grissom from CSI, only Grissom is a bit more interesting and intelligent looking...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get anyone&#8217;s preoccupation with these two. Don&#8217;t have The Hills here, but it doesn&#8217;t sound like the type of show I&#8217;d like to watch in any case.</p>
<p>And he&#8217;s really not handsome. Looks like Gil Grissom from CSI, only Grissom is a bit more interesting and intelligent looking&#8230;
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		<title>By: RReedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate to sound ignorant, but who ARE these people and why are they famous???</description>
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		<title>By: Polkasox</title>
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		<dc:creator>Polkasox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Frenchie, he looks furrier and fatter. And did she paint her nails with white out??

My boyfriend put it well, they look like evil barbie and ken. I wonder if his man bits are just smooth plastic?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Frenchie, he looks furrier and fatter. And did she paint her nails with white out??</p>
<p>My boyfriend put it well, they look like evil barbie and ken. I wonder if his man bits are just smooth plastic?
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