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These are just some selected photos from last night’s GQ UK Men of the Year event in London. They got a pretty great turnout, I have to say. Sometimes, it’s hard to judge the UK events because there are so many “only famous in the UK” celebrities in attendance, but not last night. Let’s start with the biggest “get” (debatable), Chris Hemsworth. And his wife Elsa Pataky, who is attached to his hip permanently at this point. I know some of you are all about the Hemsworth boys, but if I can’t see the arm p0rn, I’m not that into it. He’s just a big meathead with a ponytail to me in these photos.
More photos… one of my favorite silver foxes, John Slattery. He made an appearance with his wife Talia Balsam (who also happens to be George Clooney’s ex-wife). I love them both.
Dominic West… I find him sexy on screen, but his hair situation is leaving me cold. If he wants to get with me, I need to hear him speak with his lovely voice.
BONO IS HERE. Ladies…
Damian Lewis, ginger star of Homeland, which starts back up in less than a month. SQUEEE!! I’ve always loved him, but I’ve begun to wonder if he’s secretly douchey in real life. Just a feeling I’ve been having.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DAVID GANDY. All those other bitches can go home now that I’ve seen my Gandy.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Chris Hemsworth, David Gandy, Elsa Pataky, Fashion, Hot guys
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Hmm I would totally hit that :9! can I have him to go and dressed in his thor outfit w/ some whipped cream pleeeaasee! ;B
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I only wish I had ten bodies for the amount of times I’d hit it.
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I’m not a fan of the blondes…Gandy, however…giddyup!
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over and over and over and over again
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Let’s take turns…
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Me three!
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^^^^^
THAT!
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+17 lol
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His wife’s dress and shoes look Forever 21. Ugh. He’s ok. Yawn
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I have never found him that attractive, but it’s undeniable that he is quite charismatic. As for Elsa Pataky, the plastic surgery has worked wonders for her: she looks absolutely gorgeous and extremely young.
David Gandy is just yummy – especially those eyes. Wow! If they look like that on photographs, I don’t want to imagine how spectacular they must look in person.
As for Bono, we all know he is The (very aged) Sex God. Ladies, feel free to fight over him… And remember to go to the oculist afterwards.
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Totally hit it! he is yummy and that body!!Yum!
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It’s very strange. Normally I dislike anything more than scruff, and have never gone for blond hair, or long hair on a man, and I LOATHE how they look with ponytails. But somehow Chris Hemsworth is still insanely attractive to me with all these combined.
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Devyn I am hearing you. I am not at all about the blond beefcakes, but I would hit that like the fist of an angry God. Like the fist of Thor, even.
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I’ve never been one for blonde dudes either, but I’m so hard up for Jax Teller at the moment, I would take the Hemsworth as a temporary substitute. There’s something off about his squinty situation, but whatever, take your shirt off, Chris.
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And his wife Elsa Pataky, who is attached to his hip permanently at this point.
Bitch will never let that go. He’s the big prize, he’s exactly what she’s been aiming this time — a famous actor attached to not only one big franchise, but TWO (maybe three if you count Snow White and The Huntsman).
I know, I should be able to admire her hustle…but I really can’t get over what happened to Adrien Brody (and his career) because of this succubus.
P.S.: Note that she’s looking at a different direction in every single picture taken with him. She’s so milking the chance to work the cameras for herself (given no one would give a f*ck if she was alone — in fact, she probably wouldn’t even be invited).
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It’s amazing to me that I know nothing of this woman and there seems to be some pretty commo knowledge gossip about her. Enlighten me please!! I just get a bad feeling about her from all the photos. She always seems…eager to me.
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There’s so much to say — and I (and others) have already said it so many times. I don’t want people here thinking I’m obsessed with her. I’m not. I never google her — I don’t have to, she’s a constant presence on CB ever since she started dating Hemsworth.
Eager is an understatement. I think she’s worse than the Kardashians — in many ways. The K-sisters want to be famous for themselves, they’re low and will stop at nothing to achieve that, but at least they want to be famous for something they themselves are “doing” (even if it’s nothing).
Pataky is the supreme coat-tailer. I had no idea of who she was before Brody made the huge mistake of falling in love with her. But by merely observing her behaviour with him (and other actors), it’s clear that all she seems to do is to date a famous guy and have her picture taken with them. For instance, have you noticed the moment Hemsworth hooked up with her, he almost instantly started having “candid” pictures taken? Always with her?
Let me see if I can find a thread where we’ve discussed her before.
EDIT (this one is a good start):
http://www.celebitchy.com/226743/chris_hemsworth_elsa_pataky_welcome_baby_girl_india_hemsworth/
Read Paranormalgirl’s comments.
This one (which amazingly I had not seen before) is good too:
http://www.celebitchy.com/105858/oliver_martinezs_girlfriend_elsa_pataky_flashes_her_cooter_for_charity_nsfw/#comments
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Found the one I want to show you:
http://www.celebitchy.com/241210/chris_hemsworth_is_in_talks_to_play_the_lead_in_spielbergs_robopocalypse/
She met Adrien Brody through their dialect coach. Poster Vivienne mentioned that’s how she met Hemsworth as well.
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Eve I love you!
(I promise I’m not a stalker lol)…
But I’ve been telling my clueless friends about Elsa’s ways! Chris seems like a great guy! Pity he married a Elsa who is much worse than Lohan and the Kardashians put together!
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Don’t worry. I like being loved! Who doesn’t?
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At first, today, when I looked at the picture, I thought that both Hemsworth and Pataky looked very beautiful together, and I hope they are happy, but then there is something very negative about her that always gives me this sick feeling. (Sheesh, really, I hope they’ll be very happy together–they have a beautiful babe–but it’s hard for me to shake my bad vibes about her.) Perhaps she’s really a nice person. I’m sure the Spanish people love her, and she probably has a great reputation in her own country for being a nice person . . . even though all the stuff I’ve heard of her doesn’t seem to match. that.
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I’m sure the Spanish people love her, and she probably has a great reputation in her own country for being a nice person . . . even though all the stuff I’ve heard of her doesn’t seem to match. that.
Considering the video (that I linked to) below, I don’t think her reputation among Spanish people is that good. I could be wrong though.
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He is hot, but he’s not my cup of tea.
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Chris Helmsworth could be the cover boy of an erotic/romantic novel. He looks like a hot cowboy, rancher, highwayman, etc.
I can’t blame his wife for showing ownership.
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IT’S FREAKING THOR!!! He’s the sexiest superhero ever, of course I’d hit it
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LOOOLL that was my thought exactly: THAT’S FREAKING THOR!!!!
p.s: Like the rest of the world I’m sort of hooked on the Fifty Shades of Grey books and he would be an amazing christian!!! Those eyes and that body… is it hot here or it’s just me??!! loool
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I can’t believe you don’t have an picture of The Fassy whom was there too.He was named Actor of the year .Kaiser what were you thinking?Or should that be drinking?! lol.
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+1 Since Fassy goes serious with that little bitch , i mean his gf , i dont see him here so often
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He is not my type, don’t really like him. I was much hotter for Loki than Thor. John Slattery…mmmmmm!
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Oh yes. I’ve been in love with John Slattery since he played a union organizer on that post-WWII show. (Homefront?)
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Request for Bradley Wiggens pictures! He was at the event, although I have to say, I prefer him in bike Lycra
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Kaiser, seeing Tacky Pataky here today ruined my day completely. I need something to balance the annoyance and distress. Come on, I’m begging you — anything drool-worthy will do.
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Some Bradley Wiggins always cheered me up
he’s an acquired taste but damn yummy if you like him ^^
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Had to google him. Thanks, dear. But I’m afraid he doesn’t do it for me — which is strange because he bears a resemblance to Brody, non? o_O
Seems to be a nice chap though.
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“Tacky Pataky” that’s funny Eve.
I still want my Gandy, with a side of a brunette Hemsworth, because the blond does nothing for me. And of course, Tyler Durden for dessert, I still get a female boner watching that movie.
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Funny but (sadly) not original. I stole it from Michael K
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Damian Lewis has a lifetime pass from me after Band of Brothers.
Hemsworth I love looking at (who wouldn’t!) and wouldnt kick out of bed, but I can’t say I’d go out of my way to see his movies (beyond his Marvel appearences). We’ll see.
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OOooo David Gandy..thank you!!
Snark: Ex Mrs. Clooney is very pretty, but that dress is far FAR too tight on her.
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Chris looks like an even bigger meathead version of Brad Pitt, which I don’t find attractive.
Pitt, the Hemsworth brothers, Garret Helund (sp?) and Eva Green; if it were not for the fact that the Human genome project disproved the existance of Neanderthal genes in modern day humans, I would swear they had some in them. They are serving up some serious caveman face.
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bravo!!!!!
+1000000
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Eh, what? With the Hemsworth brothers I can sort of see it (I don’t mind it though, they are still hot), but Garrett Hedlund and Brad Pitt? They are two of the hottest men of all time IMO. Not Caveman-looking AT ALL.
And Eva Green is a girl, how could she possibly look cameman-ish?
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Have you seen Eva’s eyebrow/ridge situation; fine she’s a cavewoman.
Plus, I’m not knocking anyone for liking who they like I just think these people look like they belong in a Museum of Natural History display.
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LOL
They’re all beautiful imo, but that was still funny.
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Ohh, Thor’s growing out his natural blond! Me gusta. I’d still hit it. Though my number one is Tom Hardy. Oh. My. Gah. UNF.
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Hardy is my number one crush too! He is just pure sex (and he was SO good in Lawless!)
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‘Lawless’ was AMAZING! It really was; though it was his portrayal of Bane that got me. Mask and everything. lol
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Hey, look what I found — mine, yours…
http://hardybatch.tumblr.com/
EDIT: meh…only two pages. Got excited over (almost) nothing.
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Baby!Tom Hardy makes me laugh. So. Damn. Much. Oh sweetie…that headband. LOL.
And Eve, you NEED to watch their movies that they’re in together! So good!
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I finally saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy!
About their respective hairstyles…I kinda liked Cumby The Bitch’s — it seems like it’s his real hair, dyed and styled that way. To sum up: I would. Mercilessly.
Hardy is clearly wearing a wig — they should have done a better job, that wig was Twilight-wigs territory.
I felt sorry for both characters, by the way. One had to give up his love life, the other was fighting in vain to save the woman he had fallen in love with.
P.S.: I also got to see my beloved Ciarán Hinds (much older, but yes, I would — love that man’s eyes).
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Their hair in TTSS always makes me giggle. Cumby’s isn’t horrid. Tom’s however…eww.
Now you need to watch ‘Stuart: A Life Backwards’ since it’s all about those two.
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I already told you I skipped “Stuart: A Life Backwards” on TV (Telecine, a cable/sattelite channel here), right? TWICE.
Now I keep checking the programming but…zero, nada, naught, nil, zilch, zip! Like some sort of cosmic, supernatural punishment.
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Yes, you did you silly girl! I shall provide you with links! If you still want to watch it?
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Of course I still want to watch it. But I suck at downloading movies. So…is the link/download dumb-proof?
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Oh, you don’t have to ‘download’ it per say. You can just watch it online. Try googling ‘let me watch this’. I can’t give you the link right now. I’m at work.
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Don’t worry (and thank you), dear. I’ll try that. Though watching movies/series live stream here where I live sucks because my internet connection isn’t the best (it keeps pausing all the time and showing that buffering sign). But I also have a friend who helps me to find movies sometimes — I call him my “personal downloader”.
Recently I realized that there are two biopics with The BitchyBatch (Van Gogh and Stephen Hawking). And guess what? I missed the one with him playing Van Gogh: I was flipping through the channels, saw it, “meh-ed” it and now that I’ve been Batch’d, the damn thing won’t show up anymore.
Oh, I also found this (I think I’m on “Stage 5″):
http://mylittlecrazycolourfulworld.tumblr.com/post/18005477579/the-six-stages-of-becoming-a-cumberbitch
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I think that’s fangurl 101. I’ve hit it hard with HARD. I’m all the way at ‘acceptance’. -sigh-
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NOT with that stupid famewhore on his arm. She did nothing in her live except dating adrien brody and now chris.
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You’re wrong. She dumped French actor Michaël Youn (Who? Step up your game, Elsa! You’re doing famewhoring wrong) to be with Brody (Oscar Winner…nice work, girl), then Brody to be with Martinez (a player, and not at his prime — negative points on your famewhore card again), then they broke up and WE. HAVE. A. WINNER!!! (cha-ching!): she met Chris Hemsworth.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2948/elsa-pataky/
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LMAO!!!
I semi spit out my drink!
Hilarious!! Very well said!
Tacky Pataky wakes up squealing with delight knowing she scored big..
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Some commenter on celebitchy said Chris Hemsworth looks like George W Bush.
And now i can not look at his face without recalling bush’s face. ha ha ha
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Was the commenter’s name George W., by chance?
Please. Even Laura B. would have a giggle at that.
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YES YES YES!!!
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I’m with you, his arms are gorgeous. His baby holding is to die for, but anything else and meh. I just don’t think he can act. I’ll wait until he starts aging gracefully and does a few indie films or some range to truly think anything more than meh.
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Yes I would.
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Does anyone know what his wife’s original face looked like?
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Hmmm…I posted a comment with four links but it was either blocked/removed or I didn’t something wrong when I clicked on submit.
Let me try again.
http://plasticsurgeryphotos.info/tag/elsa-pataky/
According to this video’s poster, she denies having had any plastic surgery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt_IebDiH4g
By the way, I’m fully aware I’m totally eating my words now (about not googling her). But, in my defense, you guys are making me!
*crosses arms, pouts*
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I wonder if he ever gets embarrassed by all her fame-whoring because it is pretty ridiculous.
I Googled “Elsa Pataky early pictures” on images(i was trying to see if she has her boobs done,she has) and a magazine cover she did with hello! magazine popped up from their wedding day. Except….it was just her. In her wedding dress, giving details about the wedding, but totally centered around her. Chris was not in it at all. It’s just kinda sad IMO…
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You are so cute, Eve.
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@ Marty:
I have the feeling he didn’t agree with the article/photoshoot but she went with it anyway.
@ Vivienne:
Awwww…*blinks bashfully*
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Marty, not only has she had her boobs done, but they say she’s had her behind done as well. There is a picture of her at the Olympics, from a side view, and it is huge, almost Kim Kardashian size. There are old photos with it smaller, so It’s pretty obvious. And that’s not to mention the nosejob and the cheeks!!! And who knows what else. But she seems great to look at. So as long as Chris can overlook the scars, and the body implants feel natural to the touch, I guess it’s his business.
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I’m not really into the whole fake thing, but it worked out really well for her so I can’t hate on that too much for all the plastic surgery. It’s just when I saw the magazine thing it made me heave. One of the reasons I like Chris so much is that he genuinely seems like a great guy which is kind of rare in Hollywood now a days, so it’s just sad to see someone so close to him taking advantage of that.
BTW here is the link I saw that article. It was Holla!:
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7801105-elsa-pataky-shows-her-new-status-as-a-married-woman
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Yes, it’s seems a shame such a nice guy has fallen into the clutches of someone like her. I’d like her better if she’d married someone of her caliber,that would have known what she was, like what’s his name Oliver Matinez? The guy that probably WOULDN’T marry her.
(But she had to snare someone young quickly before he found out and someone far away from her hunting field. And I’m pretty sure she was aware CH had Thor lined up.)
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Telia Balsam from George Clooney to John Slattery…..total UPGRADE!!! That man is the true silver fox. *purr*
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AGREED.
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YUPYUP!!
all day everyday!
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Thor? YES… right after I finish with Aragorn(;
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David Gandy freaks me the feck out.
I’d do Hemsworth. I normally don’t go for the butch type but he’s got nice eyes and in interviews he seems refreshingly normal.
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Yes I would! Big, sexy, muscular, and hot? On me? Oh yes!
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Chris doesn’t do it for me at all. Neither does his brother.
Gandy I’d do all day everyday and twice on Sunday’s.
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He who weld’s *this* hammer shall be Thor.
And by hammer I mean pants. By god the man is fine. I just want him to talk at me with no shirt. Just read the phone book. Something.
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I would hit it in the rain, or in the dark, or on a train, I would hit it here or there. Say, I would hit it ANYWHERE.
Sorry, Dr. Seuss.
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Damian Lewis has a teensy tiny little puckered mouth!!! Seriously, it’s only about the width of his nose in that pic! Look at yourself in the mirror and imagine how weird that would be…!
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YES.
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Chris Hemsworth seems like such a charming and funny guy. He evidently loved Pataki enough to marry and have a child with her. They always look happy in their pictures. Would never wish bad luck on a family. And yes I would hit it if I wasn’t married and he was available also.
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Chris… <3
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This guy is so hot. I don’t even like blonde men, but he came on Kelly and he was beyond gorgeous.
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I would hit Chris all day and everyday and at night. He’s got to be my favorite blonde. Gandy is pretty sexy too though. He knows how to make sexy eyes.
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Kaiser, next time just give us eight photos of Gandy. You can skip the rest of the guys.
+1, +1, +1 on all the Elsa comments. That woman is shady to the day. I will never forget what she did to Adrien. Chris seems so sweet I hope she doesn’t destroy his heart.
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Wait until Angelina Jolie does a movie with Chris Hemsworth, Elsa may be shivering in her boots that entire film shoot.
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