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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Chelsea Handler calls Tori Spelling a faux fag hag&#8221; morning links</title>
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		<title>By: Insane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Insane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chelsea Handler is a pale ugly bitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chelsea Handler is a pale ugly bitch.
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		<title>By: Peaches</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peaches</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chelsea is unfunny and unattractive.  What is her problem?  Really - she&#039;s got a lot of nerve calling someone ugly.  It&#039;s her behavior that&#039;s ugly. Anyone who boffs her way to the middle should just zip it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chelsea is unfunny and unattractive.  What is her problem?  Really &#8211; she&#8217;s got a lot of nerve calling someone ugly.  It&#8217;s her behavior that&#8217;s ugly. Anyone who boffs her way to the middle should just zip it.
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		<title>By: Katty Cathey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katty Cathey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 04:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chelsea MUST be picking on Tori because Chelsea is butt ass ugly and this makes her feel better about her ugly self!!! Chelsss looks like Mrs. Ed!!! Back off and leave TT alone!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chelsea MUST be picking on Tori because Chelsea is butt ass ugly and this makes her feel better about her ugly self!!! Chelsss looks like Mrs. Ed!!! Back off and leave TT alone!!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Both these bitchy blondes have had too much surgery and they still ain&#039;t pretty. Check out the bulging vein in Chelsea&#039;s forehead. Tori has worse than &quot;man hands&quot; she has man face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both these bitchy blondes have had too much surgery and they still ain&#8217;t pretty. Check out the bulging vein in Chelsea&#8217;s forehead. Tori has worse than &#8220;man hands&#8221; she has man face.
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<dc:creator>xiaoecho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just look at those two - talk about separated at birth</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just look at those two &#8211; talk about separated at birth
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		<title>By: Sickitten</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sickitten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just adore Chelsea. A major talent!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just adore Chelsea. A major talent!
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		<title>By: dr.grrl</title>
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		<dc:creator>dr.grrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>at times she can be funny, but chelsea handler definitely has a FIVE HEAD not a forehead. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>at times she can be funny, but chelsea handler definitely has a FIVE HEAD not a forehead. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Baholicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>Baholicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know who billboard forehead is but Tori, your husband is a useless, no-talent, cheating, child-leaving piece of SHIT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know who billboard forehead is but Tori, your husband is a useless, no-talent, cheating, child-leaving piece of SHIT.
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		<title>By: Cinderella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cinderella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can take both in small doses.

Chelsea does have a case of the Frankenforehead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can take both in small doses.</p>
<p>Chelsea does have a case of the Frankenforehead.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tori is starting to look like the Joker and Chelsea has a forehead you could use for a drive-in movie screen.</description>
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