I’m not buying this latest wedding rumor about Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. The worlds most famous “chav” couple partied it up for New Years in Phuket, Thailand with Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York and her family. There was an earlier story that they were going to get married between Christmas and New Years, and now a British paper is reporting that they’re planning a beach wedding to take place today, and that employees of the resort where they’re staying are in preparation for it.

Kate Moss is planning to marry her drug-addict boyfriend Pete Doherty in Thailand, reports suggested last night.

As the New Year dawned on the island of Phuket, there were persistent rumours that the 32-year-old model was about to wed.

An insider at the Amanpuri Hotel said: ‘Senior management at the hotel have been told that the couple are having a romantic, bohemian- style beach wedding. Family and friends have been invited.’

Kate Moss and Sarah Ferguson are unlikely friends after they met up last month to talk about a potential modeling career for Sarah’s daughter princess Beatrice, 18. Beatrice and Kate might have more in common than modeling aspirations, as Beatrice and her sister Eugenie, 16, trashed their mother’s mansion this spring with a drunken teen party.

Pete Doherty is on two years probation for multiple drug offenses that would probably get him years in jail in the states. He is able to travel despite his long record due to his status as an entertainer. The Sun reminds everyone that Thailand is known as an easy country in which to score drugs, which may explain Moss and Doherty’s vacation there.

I don’t know if I really give a shit if Doherty and Moss get married. They’d have to have a baby at this point to catch my interest - not that I’d wish that fate on an innocent child just so I’d have something to gossip about.

Here are old pictures of Kate and Pete at the Dublin airport on 9/25.