These are some photos from last night’s ALMA Awards, the awards for Latinos and Latinas in the entertainment, media and sports industries. I looked through the photos, and I feel pretty confident that Christina Aguilera will be the one celebrity everyone will be talking about today. I’m of two minds on this: on one side, I think Christina Aguilera is simply heavier now, and we should stop judging her based on her old pop-star figure. On the other side, I feel the same way about Christina that I’ve felt (in the past) about people like Vince Vaughn and Gerard Butler: she just looks so unhealthy. Like she boozes all day and all night. Anyway, I don’t want to body-snark on her, I’ll just say that this Michael Kors dress is really unflattering on her. Incidentally, this is the same Michael Kors dress that Angelina Jolie wore to the Producers Guild Awards earlier this year. Also: Christina’s makeup and hair are doing her no favors as well.
Eva Longoria was co-host of the ALMAs, and she apparently changed outfits no fewer than seven times. She is flat-out exhuasting, so here’s the one look that I found notable – those panels are actually unlined, meaning that they were sheer straight through. Meaning that in certain angles, people could see Eva’s butt cheeks, and probably a lot more.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Christina: both. Unflattering and not that bad.
The same with Eva.
Yeah, I fell the exact same way. Extremely unflattering, but not horrendous. I’ve seen worse.
I think Fran Drescher’s mother wore that on The Nanny.
HA!
But Sylvia was awesome in it!
Her hair is too white.Dress is a mess.
Makeup is OK I’ll give her a C
Her lipstick looks like hell! Obviously she ordered “the clown” again.
She really needs to find somebody who dresses and styles her current bodytype, not Christina in 2003.
I think she looks like Ginger Rogers in her prime.
Gee Sassy, I’m getting a Mae West kinda vibe. Not a good look for a person that young.
I’ve said it before, she is a very pretty girl and wears way too much makeup and although she’s a natural blond, she needs to ease up on the bleaching. That 3rd shot makes her look huge. Not a flattering angle.
I couldn’t give a crap about her weight, but that makeup has got to be stopped.
Less is more! If you are going to do eyes, do a nude lip and for God’s sake do NOT do bright red Ronald McDonald lipstick lined waaay outside your lip line.
it looks SO cheap, but her biggest problem is her freaking attitude.
Is it me or does christina never really showed her latina roots? ahah
Christina has some really bad and really obvious butt implants. Surprised Celebitchy hasn’t commented or pointed it out.
ya think those are implants? i don’t. she’s a petite woman who has put on weight – that’s it. i think she looks OK in this…she needs to tone down hair and makeup. she’s making herself look matronly and she’s so young…
I agree. She just put on weight.
From the back, she looks like Sally Struthers.
Someone who smart and is pointing out the truth as flat as her butt was before she gained weight the extra weight is not going to give her this rounded,big butt. They are implants.
When will Christina EVER LEARN how to not make her foundation “blend in,” and touch her hairline, making her look like all kinds of s^*t?!
I just took one look at these pics of her, and see her baby hair/fine hair @ her hairline all around her face is THE COLOR OF HER FOUNDATION….gross!
Christina darling, you shouldn’t color your hair the color of your foundation at your hairline…you look like a damn clown.
It’s horrible. I wondered “is that a lace front wig with foundation caked in it?” but I think you’re right, it’s all her baby hairs and they look dirty and horrible. 🙁
I enlarged the photo to check her hairline out. You’re absolutely right. My phone focused in on her chin when I enlarged at first, my God, that zit! Something could have been done with that too. GROSS!
The zit! I know-with her money she couldn’t make a little stop at the dermatologist and have it injected?
I’ve had one zit this year-of course on my anniversary. I felt so disgusting, like hi, I’m here behind the big zit on my face. Very sexy. I started the retinols after that, not a zit again.
Plus I do not wear an inch of clown makeup on my face. I can see her all wasted at the end of the night with her makeup still on smearing all over her sheets. *shudder*
I knowww- it’s all I can see! Her makeup is so gross- way overboard. She’s so pretty with less.
Her fake tan crashes with her hairline, it looks very dirty. The dress doesn’t do her favors. She looks so unhealthy and it shows in her skin, she never had breakouts and now look at her chin.
Xtina’s over the shoulder pose doesn’t help either. That dress does her no favors. When I see her on the voice she looks no where near this size. The hair and makeup don’t help either.
Like I said on the other Xtina thread, for a talented woman to pull crap like that is just frustrating. She needs a new team to talk some sense into her stat.
Love MK so love the dress, hate the shoes, can’t stand Longoria.
I don’t think she has butt implants.
Longoria is insufferable.
I don’t get all the hate on the dress either, Chat. I think it looks decent on Jolie, just not on Xtina.
Yeeeesh. Nothing wrong with her size. But I cannot stand her hair and makeup. I mean her eyes are pretty but when you run foundation through your bleached white hair it shows up on camera. She looks filthy.
I’ve seen this dress on someone else. Angelina?
Google is my friend … 🙂 AJ wore this dress at the PGA this year, while receiving her award for ITLOBH.
Read the post and spare yourselves a lot of work, ladies!
I’m not judging her being heavier, it’s fine. But if she wants to improve her look she has to absolutely stop with the orange tanning, bleach blonde and fug-clown make-up.
she’s definitely looking bigger but i still think she looks good.
Her face would look nice if it wasnt for the cake make-up. I cant imagine how icky that has to feel. I switched to Bare Minerals over 8 yrs ago and now just the thought of liquid foundation all over me grosses me out. It feels like paint on my skin. I really wish someone would clue her in on the benefits of mineral make-up, she’s such a pretty girl.
Christina looks tranny-tastic.
Better watch out, the PC police will be here to chide you for using such a derogatory term for…whatever they call themselves these days! I guess you didn’t get the memo that the only acceptable group to ridicule is “white-bread” people. Better make a note for the future (the hugbox is now)!
I thought it was ok until she turned around and her colored hair reminded me of those “my little pony” things I had when I was little.
Gross. Why must she always wear red lipstick? Its awful on her. Doesnt she know you get to wear bold lipstick or bold eye colour not both at the same time? She could be really gorgeous if she just lightened up a little.
The clown whore makeup isn’t doing her any favors.
Was Cameron Diaz there? I always forget she & Christina are Latina
The things is with Christina, she looks unhealthy because she doesn’t look like she’s supposed to carry weight. She’s small-boned so any extra weight on her doesn’t wear well. AT ALL. The tacky hair and makeup doesn’t help her case either.
She looks very nice. At least, her horribly shaped legs (when heavier) aren’t showing with a mini dress way, way above the knees, and at least all her back fat isn’t being pushed out in some skimpy, tight, inappropriate outfit. At least her hair is not the usually wild, long ratty extension mess.
I think that is the same dress Angelina Jolie wore in January of this year.
Christina just has too much going on.
It says so in the article: ‘Incidentally, this is the same Michael Kors dress that Angelina Jolie wore to the Producers Guild Awards earlier this year.’
Here’s my action plan for Christina. I’d like to strip off her makeup and exfoliate her from head to toe. Then I’d like to cut her hair off to chin length and tone it down to a tawny brown. I’d put her on a raw vegan detox and we’d work out together. She’d do yoga, get lots of sleep, and stay away from the sun and any supply of self-tanner. Oh, and no makeup while she’s with me. Only excellent skin care.
She needs a new stlyist, makeup artist and hair stlyist.
Smh…Just because it comes in your size does NOT mean you should wear it!
I agree with everyone on this, from her hair & makeup mess to the unfortunate weight gain that makes her face look ‘bloated’.
Christina is naturally a very short small built woman. Because of this, even putting on a *little* weight can be really obvious & unflattering. I don’t like the dress, but at least she’s covered.
Eva – Just plain tacky. Just because you have a nice ass doesn’t mean we all want to see it bare through a tacky dress. (God knows what else showed at different angles..)
She’s looking more and more like tan mom. This is not what someone in their early 30’s should look like. Both her and Brittney are so over processed it adds at least 10 years or more to them. This is what tanning and smoking does to your skin people!
I can’t hate on her for the weight gain. I am not the same size I was at 20 either. But then, I look in the mirror before I go out and I also try to wear clothes that make the most of what I have(or is it, the least of what I have? anyway….)
But seriously, the make-up and hair need to be re-thought. And maybe ease up on the drinking. It’s not doing her any favors.
If this was any other usually well dressed celeb, I would say she looked horrible. But this is CHRISTINA we’re talking about … lol. She looks much better than usual. Nothing like some of the ridiculous getups she’s worn in the past.
I thought Christina’s dressed looked ok (for her) until I saw the back. Also agree with your assessment about how she looks Butler’d – v. unhealthy.
Love her but her hair and make up have got to go. She is a very pretty woman who makes herself look so ugly! i don’t care that she is fat now but her clothes could be more flattering too. Please fire your stylists!
Christina, Christina, Christina, the face looks good except the tan, hair & lipstick over your lip line never looks good !! God Bless, your rich get a personal trainer and lose some weight.
She looks at least 10 to 15 years older then she really is, because of this weight !!!
Hate the hair (christina); I’m really sickc of her in the media!!!!! Too much in your face.
I think Christina would look good in one of those black & white optical illusion dresses.
LOVE Christina…I just do. Don’t like the dress.
Eva’s dress looks slutty.
awww damn!! I thought she looked fairly nice, not alot of skin showing etc…
then she turned around
Eva no, you are annoying!! desperate to be relevant again.
Her makeup is always terrible. I hope a pro doesn’t do her makeup because mine looks ten times better. She can pay me to do a better job for her.
I hate that she’s getting crap for weight because she’s not huge. She’s actually smaller or just the same size as a lot of other non-famous women. Problem is, she has zero fashion sense. her style has always been tacky and terrible.
She just needs someone that can show her how to dress her body now and easy off the tanner.
At least she looks a little more mature and together as opposed to trying to dress as she did in her Stripped days. No issue with her being heavier, but the makeup and hair are awful and I think she should take some styling lessons from Adele. She has a pretty face at any weight and she constantly ruins it with bleach blond hair and extensions and the Tammy Faye makeup.
Oh man..I just clicked on the link of AJ wearing that MK dress. Why would any woman wear something that Jolie has worn before? I mean, really…there’s just no comparison.
The ridiculously heavy makeup and super processed hair remind me of the women who hit their prime at 25 and are still in denial about it 15 years later.
Christina should just let her body detox for a while. Quit drinking, get some exercise, and scrape that crap off her face! Was that foundation applied with a frosting knife? Trying not to generalize, but in my experience the women who wear makeup this heavy all the time have serious issues with self-confidence and are using it as a type of barrier. I can’t help but feel sorry for Christina because she has an incredible voice (when she actually sings) but seems like such an unpleasant person with serious personal issues.
Girl, i am just stopping by to comment on your name, freaking hilarious, thanks for the laugh ;-p
Christina looks horrible and fat and needs to get healthy and lose weight. She used to be so fit until she starting drinking and acting a fool.
Not a Christina fan, so whenever I see her, I think bad thoughts. Mostly, don’t like her superior attitude toward others, then there’s the usual over the top makeup, the white hair, the weight, and usually the fakes are spilling over the top of her clothing. The dress minimizes any clothing mishaps since it pretty well covers her up. I hate her weight gain and her boozing, too. Eva Longoria usually looks very well put together, very beautiful and classy, on the other hand. Not a huge fan of the dress she is wearing, but she is always tasteful and not over the top, kudos to her!!
I’m glad she’s embracing the curves because they don’t look good.
I will never understand why either of them posed turned around.
I think it is the “ass” shot.
I don’t like Eva’s dress. She is a beautiful woman, but that dress is kind of tacky to me. I don’t like that illusion of nudity at this kind of event. It just feels in bad taste.
I think everyone has said it all about Christina.
Just a couple short years ago this girl was a bombshell sex kitten. I mean, have you seen Burlesque? Hubba hubba! But the “curvy” thing just does NOT look good on her, she is way too petite. Xtina, quit being stubborn, quit trying to prove a point, and LISTEN to advice for a change! You need to stop boozing, start exercising, and go with your natural skin color and quit covering your locely face in unnecessary pounds of makeup and spray tan. I say this is a FAN. She is her own worst enemy. She needs to just get her $hit together already. She has too much talent and potential to be sabotaging herself like this.
Maybe the girl is a reincarnated Mae West and just can’t help it?
Eva’s dress is to die for. Too bad she has better taste in dresses than men.
As a “retired” skinny girl I have to cut her some slack. When we finally get curves after waiting our whole lives it’s hard to know when you’ve crossed over from “curvy” to “unhealthy”. She better get a handle on it before hitting 40yrs or it won’t be as easy to drop those extra 10lbs. BELIEVE ME!
Btw Eva…meh.
Not that bad – considering what she usually wears.
But again, another celebrity with a hideous, unflattering hair color. WTF alreay.
I hate to say this but the way her face is bloated and how she’s much bigger in the stomach is an obvious sign that her body is getting over an eating disorder. Allot of the old Christina from early 2000’s is extremely thin, it doesn’t look natural. I’m not saying she’s not boozing it up on top of everything but it looks like from all this weight fluctuation in recent years that her motabalism is just exhausted and her body is going to take awhile to adjust to it all. The emotional issues behind her weight loss/gain are probably many and I don’t even want to go there.
She definitely looked the best physically and even emotionally during her 2006 Back to Basics tour and album (she wasn’t too thin) It was also during that time that she got married and generally just seemed very happy and content with herself. That was her golden year for sure, I hope she can get through this time and be healthier for it.
Christina is fake she bought everything you see here the fake boobs,fake booty,lip injections,blue contacts,nose job,face lift and she looks bad.Christina is very insecure with her looks.