Prepare to clutch your pearls. The Cracken was arrested early this morning! She was just sitting in her pristine apartment, reading her Bible and sipping a glass of water when BAM! She was arrested. No, of course not. She was out clubbing like a crackie with some of her friends/dealers/sycophants in New York City and The Cracken hit some poor guy with her Porsche when she was parking, and then she and her peeps just walked away from her victim and went into her hotel. She was arrested a short time later.
Lindsay Lohan was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident early this morning after allegedly clipping a pedestrian in downtown Manhattan … TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when — at a very low speed — she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around shortly after midnight.
We’re told one of Lindsay’s passengers in the SUV got out and checked the vehicle for damage, and then LiLo and co. went inside the hotel.
We’re told someone called police while Lindsay was inside … and when she walked out of the hotel — around 2:30AM ET — officers arrested her.
According to our sources … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release.
We’re told alcohol was not involved.
We’re told the alleged victim was hospitalized … however, he was not knocked down or dragged, and didn’t have any visible injuries.
This arrest could absolutely trigger a probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS.
Even without a conviction, Judge Stephanie Sautner — the judge in the jewelry theft case — could haul Lindsay’s butt into court if there’s probable cause to believe she committed a crime.
Yeah, I doubt anything will happen. Even though this went down in NYC, and that gives me a small twinge of crack-hope that she’ll have to face the consequences for something, anything, I doubt it. The California legal system will be like, “Huh? What happened? It probably wasn’t important. I sentence you to a friendly pat on the firecrotch!” And the NYPD will probably be the same, God knows.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
And I thought Dina said tickets didn’t count in NY. I can’t believe this – someone could’ve been hurt or killed. The law needs to step in.
No, no, Kelly, she said 5 of those charges (incidents?) would be obsolete if Blohan had been in NY.
Apparently, this is one of those “obsolete incidents” WO was talking about.
I hope NY fries her freckled ass! 🙂
The irony here is incredible. In the very same week that Dina tries to pretend that LiLo’s problems are all caused by LA, she goes and gets herself pinched in good ole NYC. AND right after LiLo shoots her mouth off about Amanda Bynes. Really, you couldn’t script this stuff any better.
yes, I am not surprised to hear that this happened last night, like she got a bunch of crap for the interview the following day and wanted to drink herself into oblivion.
Of course alcohol wasn’t involved because SHE FLED THE SCENE. Perfectly sober over 2 hours later…
Because of course. In all fairness, it had seemed like a slow week for her. How many arrests does this make?
Atleast NYPD did arrest her , in Cali they would have just sent her on her way.
Yep. I wonder if Crackie will be able to crack-blackmail her way out of this one, too?
I mean, I wonder if the powerful men she’s blackmailing actually have the power to get her out of trouble in NYC.
Maybe it’s out of their hands! Maybe this time justice won’t be stopped!
Oh, who am I kiddin’, she probably screwed the entire US judges/police/administrative departments.
Wait, wait, wait! Dina clearly said on her Dr Phil interview that crimes don’t count in New York. You’re telling me the opposite. Now I don’t know who to believe…
i think on the dr. phil show he said that there were 27 incidents (including arrests, rehab, etc). Guess this makes it 28 within the last 3 yrs.
The radio today said that she had 2 DUIs prior so I dunno.
We all know nothing will happen to her.
The next thing that WILL happen is a smear campaign against the guy she hit. Just wait for TMZ to publish everything LL’s minions can dig up on him. Im already feeling sorry for him.
somewhere in Cali Amanda is laughing her ass off.
aside from that, her second chin is really becoming its own entity on her face isnt it?
hahahaaaaa now alongside “Angelina’s right leg” we’ve got “Lindsay’s second chin”
If she’s not careful, she’ll be looking like June Shannon soon
Seriously, what do these girls have to do before they face serious charges, kill someone! It’s enough already. Hey I also see the chin thing she’s working, good catch guys.
I dunno, V4Real, Brandy killed someone and nothing happened to her.
Ugh, you are so right. She physically repulses me in general, but the double chin is just offensive. I mean, God. It’s taken on a life of it’s own. Is she storing her drugs in there now??
Wowzers she has a bigger double chin than me.
Yeah what’s up with her double chin???
It’s her very own Honey Boo Boo.
Or that’s where she stashes her drugs….In her Honey Chin Chin, cops never look there…
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
NYC does not care about misdemeanor non-drug/non-violent crimes. She will have to pay a fine of like $500.
Bet she doesn’t have $500. Does the NYPD trade in BJs?
And anyway, whether CA does anything about it or not, breaking laws DOES violate one’s probation. I don’t know why they even bother to tell her not to break laws when law-breaking is always seen as no big deal, but one of these days, just maybe, someone in the CA judicial system will decide that she is enough of a liability *for them* that they must act.
Boo, we should be long past that point, unfortunately.
haha does the NYPD take BJs. Great.
I heard about it in the car on the way into work and I couldn’t WAIT to get in and get on CB to talk about it. #Squeee! lol
Where’s my cracktini? It’s never to early to start! Dina Lohanology 101.
Crackie just had to one-up Amanda Bynes! “Move that cone…I’m Lindsay Lohan!”…Here’s a chilled cracktini *clink*
Someone please pour me a cracktini b/c the redheaded menace is going down!
Awww man I read the heading without reading the story. Either way, that was Karma for tweeting about Amanda Bynes..
I just KNEW that it was only a matter of time, between Bumper Car Mandies shenanigans, and mama Lohans’, free pass philosophy regarding NYC, it was just a matter of time before her cracked out daughter flew across the country to try her luck there, and regain her princess tiara as the most indulged, danger to society. But alas, mama Lohan may not appreciate, Ny jails aren’t as overcrowded as they are in southern LA, and the family Paycheck, may be held accountable in the city that never sleeps. Til NY turns the case over to the Cali probation dept, anyway.
@ rumourhasit: Do they have to turn the case over to Calif? Can they not request her record in NY and go from there? I don’t know much about American law (but I do know where to commit a crime in the States and get away with it, thank you craken) Doesn’t your record follow you from state to state?
I think it would be best for everyone if LILO would be held accountable anywhere but CA. This newest hit and run will be prosecuted in NY if they investigate and decide there is a viable case against her.
In that instance they will have to inform CA that her probation has been violated, as that jurisdiction has established the terms of said probation.
Never too early for the first cracktini!
I feel bad for the guy, the the bigger the injury, the more fuss the cops can make. Doubtlessly, NYC cops have better things to do. And Blohan is getting to be a pro at the perp walk.
Maybe the guy will sue. I have no idea how she can get insurance with her record.
Morning girls! What a day to be alive! Cracken Drama really lifts my mood and let’s me see how sh!tty my life COULD be! 😀 *clink*
Hey girl…how’s it going? Miss you but glad for the leann time-out!
Woke up late, turned on the real news, not local and first thing I hear is about Blohan. Was sure she had finally killed someone. Glad she didn’t, but man get we get a felony for something???
Will this be “obsolete”, like Dina says???
C’mon Blohan, making us drink cracktinis this early is going to kill us for the day!
Ladies, I slept in. *pulls up seat at Cracktini Grille* Pass me one, please?
I wanted to catch up on this thread before clicking over to the other one, but I think I’m going to have to open another page and bounce back and forth.
Sorry I’m late! Are there any cracktinis left?
Bite your tongue! We NEVER run out of cracktinis! The party never ends in LiLo’s world and posts! ;D
heehee, when I heard about it in the car dropping my husband off to school I literally said aloud, I gotta get on my celeb blog! He rolled his eyes naturally 😉
This is a great test for Dina’s theory. Will Linds get some sort of rap over the knuckles or get off scot free like always? Will she do a runner and head back to LA now NY has started arresting her. Why is she even still in NY are they the only ones silly enough to rent a room to her?
Christ on a bike, check out the crack bloat chin. And she’s how old?
Will someone just haul her to jail, please? She’s a crack menace to society.
Crack.
And double crack. Craving a cracktini here..
My SIL had full body lipo in her early twenties and, when she gains in the face, it looks funny. Sometimes I think Blobhans face looks a touch like she had some contouring done and the work was distorted by weight gain, fillers and drug/alcohol bloat.
Cheers *clinks cracktini glasses*
I guess she’ll have to kill or seriously injure someone for the authorities to do something.
I know! WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK! Does someone have to die before anyone will do anything about her?! She’s a danger to the public, LITERALLY
Dina said that had Linds been in NY, she wouldn’t have had five of her many run ins with the law.
Dina is deluded. Most mothers are deluded about their kids, but most mothers aren’t in total denial.
Well, at least 3 of her 4 kids don’t run afoul of the law every other day.
She’s probably at Dream Hotel to get a fix from fellow addict Vikram Chatwal, who cheated on his drop dead gorgeous wife (who had a newborn) with Lindsay. They’re drug buddies who probably have sex together. I feel sorry for his fiance, who is obviously mental enough to be okay with him sticking it in her after sticking it into the walking STD panel that Lindsay is. Yuck.
Most moms are NOT deluded. Maybe proud or a little biased, but deluded? Save that for the Blohan Cracken McMonster.
When in hell is she going to change and by change I mean FIX her hair? It’s so ugly and fake!
Are we talking the hair on her head, or the hair on her arm going all the way up to her shoulders? Cuz she’s a hairy chic! I’ve never seen that before. Really hairy. Gawd, she’s going to kill someone someday, it will be sad but it will be the courts fault! I would sue the courts for letting her continue to drive. Someday, a bunch of people, not just her, will be held accountable for all this sh**. Her mother is TV drunk, when she dies from that, Lindsey will care? Nope, she will do shots to celebrate her mothers life! They always do shots together, its a family tradition. Unaccountable Enablers.
So are we still doing to the Bynes vs Lohan demolition derby?
I seriously say we should do a Celebrity Arrest Pool. $5 to enter and we do draft picks. The person to win, gets all the money. But then we would just hand our cash over to whoever gets LiLo.
Love the pool idea! Agree w/ both of you. Though we can donate the winnings to the victim she will eventually do irreparable harm to. We all know that day is coming. Guess it’s now in Amanda’s corner? Hope she doesn’t accept the challenge.
I’m in!
Hmm, there is something to this Eileen. We could handle it like fantasy football, having a main prize, then a couple runners up. I’m liking what I’m hearing…
As long as Randy Travis in involved. My money is on him-his hot messiness is just as epic! Getting arrested naked and bloody, oh yeah!
There must a whole lineup of hot messes we could get as the bit players with the three big stars. Maybe Mel Gibson, papa Simpson?
Randy Quaid would be another good one. He’s due for some crazy.
Blohan, Bynes, and Bieber (sounds like DUI atty’s at law, doesn’t it?) are my picks.
@kitten do you remember the show celebrity death match? It was claymation and it pitted comparable celebrities (Paris/Nicole, Jen/Angelina, etc)
Your comment made me think they should do a live action one with blohan and bynes
loved Celebrity death match back in the day. You know Blohan would win tho 😉
That is some epic bloated face, double-chin she’s lugging around. Damn, what’s up with that?
Maybe her lip injection fluid has migrated downward-gravity.
My vote is brain matter. Clearly that’s her brain trying to jump ship, because anyone with half a brain would know better than to get caught doing any of the sh*t she’s done.
Gravity is the one law Lindsay *doesn’t* break. 🙂
Well she never had very good bone structure to begin with and i think she is one of those girls who never had to watch what she ate…. And now its all catching up with her.
Didn’t Dina say something (in her infamous interview with Dr. Phil) like “Five of those would not even be crimes in NY”? Well I guess Lindsey found one action that was. And to think Micheal has another kid on the way? Heaven help us all.
It’s like I said in the other Lohan story. The man should be neutered as punishment for failure as a human being. His girlfriend doesn’t sound like a prize catch either.
5 of those would be obsolete if she was in NYC, Dina slurred enablingly.
Dr Phil shut that door easily, by pointing out, “Ok 5 don’t count, but there are SEVENTEEN more.”
Best retort ever!
I’m glad to hear the guy wasn’t hurt, because when I read “Lindsay Lohan hit a pedestrian” I was fully prepared to hear about her killing someone while drunk/crack driving, and then leaving the scene without trying to help. I mean, would ANYONE be surprised when/if that happens?
Well, that’s what Cracken gets for going after Amanda Bynes. Instant karma!
INDEED! Hilarious!
Exactly!!!
Well yeah..she was jealous
Too true. Goes to show how low she is.
Ah well lets not rag on her too much – she is the gift that keeps on giving – that is until she seriously hurts someone.
And you KNOW that if/when she gets in real trouble for this she’s going to pout because “Amanda got off easy and I’m being persecuted!”
No honey, Amanda’s just at the start of her downward spiral. She still has court dates, hearings of her own. (and hopefully she’ll be smart enough to show up in court and not blow her probation) Also-how the heck is LiLo still able to drive?!
She checked her CAR for damage??? This woman is a sociopath. It’s probably only a matter of time before she intentionally KILLS someone.
What is she doing driving in New York City? She shouldn’t be driving at all, anywhere, but ESPECIALLY in NYC. She doesn’t know how to drive here and shouldn’t try. Get a cab!
I thought she lived in LA. Does she keep a Porche in NYC ? Did she rent it in NYC ? Wouldn’t she just take a cab?
Why the hell would you need to drive in Manhattan?
Maybe she and Amanda could split a driver back in L.A……….
Dang, her chin is sagging as badly as her tits. I hate that word, ‘tits’ but on her it fits.
LOL!
If the tit fits…
Damn she looks ROUGH! Are we sure someone didn’t hit her and drag her around for a bit?
I was just thinking it must be time for a new Cracken story – can’t let her mom have all the publicity!
..or Amanda Bynes. Crackie’s warped mind was probably thinking “How can I get publicity for me? I’ll just accidentally hit someone.”
Maybe she has bulimia chin? I know there is bulimia face when it gets swollen? Its really getting out of hand thats why I ask…also because the rest of her is really skinny and I know I am a fat a$$ and I have a way smaller one than her and it might as well non-existant in comparison!!! And I hope she goes to jail forever.
I suggested that a few months ago and I stand by it! It explains her bloated belly, decaying teeth (until veneers) and yellowish fingers.
did she raid gaga’s closet for that chanel belt? was gaga aware of it?
isn’t gaga a big chanel-double-C-wearer?
“Move that knee, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”
The knee dived under my car because it saw who I am and wants to get my money! And it wants fame! It wants to be a pants model, and it thinks I can help it with all my fancy connections!
Sad that I had to ask myself ‘the judge from what jewelry theft case?’
Yes, I know, no charges yet in the new one, but still.
I don’t get WHY she was driving in NYC! Who the hell would want to drive there, unless they had to? She is so dumb.
Ive been reading this website forever but never commented just read. This though really irks me. I am the same age as Lindsay and was arrested in NYS a yr and a half ago for dwi and I still cant drive. I just dont understand how at this point she isnt doing some serious time b.c if it were me theyd have hauled my butt in for a yr in jail after my first probation violation. When I was arrested I had no criminal history at all, first offence and recieved 1 yr lisence revocation AND 3 yrs probation. The whole point of probation is to make you realize theyre giving you a chance instead of throwing you in jail, so it should be taken seriously and if not revoked and a jail sentence ha
nded out. Enough is enough…shes gunna kill someone and still think it was their fault.
1.) Thank you for taking your sitch and sentencing seriously.
2.) Your question about LiLo can be answered with “move that justice, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”
Karma. Should have kept her mouth closed about Amanda.
EXACTLY.
lindsay’s obnoxious tweet about amanda is now myteriously gone after she herself gets arrested again…
i love karma :)))
Pat Kiernan from NY1 said the guy has a broken leg.
I thought TMZ reported no visible injuries? Come on TMZ, I love ya, but you are slacking on the specs here!
Yeah most sites are saying no visible injury to the pedestrian… Although I think that is coming from Lohan’s camp bc she’s claiming that she didn’t even know she hit someone until she got arrested. And she claims that the pedestrian is *shady* & isn’t really injured & just wants her money… However, one of the cops that was called to the scene said that witnesses saw Lindsay & her people talking to the pedestrian after she hit him. MORE CRACK LIES???!
I guess you could break your leg and have it not be immediately “visible”? I don’t trust TMZ’s account in any event.
And I’m sure Lohan will be FULL of stories about how this guy isn’t really hurt, just wants the $$, but you know what? You’re lindsey freakin’ lohan. You’re a terrible driver with a bunch of cash. Accept that if you so much as graze another car – not to mention an actual PERSON – they are going to come after you for every cent they can get. YOU ARE A DEEP POCKET DEFENDANT. Get over it.
Of course she did.
Her pink Birken handbag is gorgeous.
That is all.
She probably “borrowed” it from someone without their knowledge…
In fairness to La Craken, I’ve heard delusion can be a h*ll of a blind spot when you are trying to park.
Lol, Mia!
One of these charges will eventually stick and she’ll spend real time in the big house
“….in a big house owned by a billionaire who is getting paid in (apparently epic) beejs.”
Fixed.
Too funny 🙂
She always looks so gross & as if things stick to her if touched (well there is her jewelry heist defense for her), however Charges seem to be the one thing that sadly doesn’t.
Haha! Yes – “sticky” is almost exclusively the word I use to describe her.
She is so dumb.. I mean, ok you wanna get wasted, cracked out and everything? Fine (not really), but do you want to be a murderer too? Just make one of your ‘friends’ drive .. what the hell, this is really being dumb.
I want Lohan in jail so bad. She genuinely deserves it. However, this is going to end up being a story about the paparazzi mobbing her car, and her trying to park and one of them getting in the way. I’ve seen the videos of how they block people’s cars and it’s not surprising that she might knock a knee. If it turns out to be that, absolutely nothing will come of this. Sighhhh.
Yeah, you are probably right. And if it is just a pedestrian and not a pap, well, I’ve seen the pedestrians walk there – they always walk and cut in front of cars, traffic, whatever. There will be some excuse like that for sure. That is why if she was smart she just wouldn’t even drive until her probation is up, because her being behind a wheel always ends badly at some point. But the whole point of the arrest is that she didn’t stay at the scene, so maybe they can get her on it. I find it hard to believe that she didn’t know something had happened, especially when she says otherwise, because she lies so much.
She was flashing her lights and honking, expecting everyone to get out of her way? Doesn’t sound to me like she was attempting to avoid the paps.
And honestly, since she’s lived in Cali for the last 10 years, she should have a base-level comprehension of “Pedestrians have the right of way.” It’s an actual LAW here in Cali.
Oh, wait. Never mind…the concept of “laws” and obeying them is foreign to her.
I really just can’t get past her chin. Whatever is going on there isn’t natural at all and makes me very sad- and she’s just wasting time being a loser with too many excuses when she could have been so much more. But more importantly- that chin. However it’s occurred (plastic surgery? Drugs? A combination of plastic surgery, drugs, and general unhealthy behaviors?), it is a sad reminder of how far gone she is. 🙁
Nothing can get past that chin!
This is priceless! First her crazy mom, now this.
What on earth is going on with her chin? She is thin. I don’t understand the double chin. Another question: Has she any natural hair left?
She used to be very pretty. Now she looks rough 50 years old h**ker.
I think the chin thing if from fillers that tightened part of her face, so its like a crease. Just guessing here. If you noticed that chin thing started when she got her lips and all that odd face stuff done.
It’s alcohol bloat. It happens to me after a weekend of partying. So, so ugly that I pretty much quit drinking because of it! Many thin people can get it.
I love how they checked the car for damage but not the person she hit. *facepalm*
Poor Lindsay was probably missing all the attention that was being taken away from her by Amanda Bynes.
Wait, is this her first NYC arrest? I’m so proud! 😉 I’ll bake a cake with crack icing for the occasion.
I know right!? Our little Cracken is taking it Nationwide! It’s like the day my son took his first steps!
THIS BITCH
I will also say that, thank GOD she went to NY last night! She has been in Atlanta with Charlie Sheen filming Scary MOvie 5 and we would have probably had to declare a State of Emergency with both of them here for more than a few days.
I think it’s a race to see what hits the higher amount first – number of arrests, or number of chins.
Holy double chin, Batman!
Just another day in the life of a crackhead living her dreamy-dreams!
So is this one of those “obsolete in NY” charges? I think the judge in NY should just sentence her to a non-negotiable year in jail just for being her!
She was just getting jealous because we here at Celebitchy were paying so much attention to Amanda and her shenanigans. So the crackenmonster had to one up her or at least match her shenanigans to get noticed again. Cracktini time.
this is so-so-sooo hmmm searching for the right word here HELP me DINA…what’s that? Oh yeah obsolete!!!
Sorry not too well up on US justice system but do we get a mug shot out of this?
I can’t get over at how 20 something she looks much older than my almost 48 (hell even any of my neighbors for that matter look younger). Rough life isn’t an excuse, been there. Drugs though mine are prescription due to health they still would knock her on her ass. Gotta be the pimping herself out for her materialistic lifestyle, fillers, & God only knows what else. She’s just a public hazard anymore. Between the STD’s she must have & the crazy driving she is going to seriously hurt someone or kill someone one day & this delusional trick will be more concerned about her car…..
hee hee hee **Giggle, Snort, Guffaw**
Keepers of the List: add this one.
Man that list is getting so long we could put it into an Excel spreadsheet and filter it by year, type of offense and state.
Yes! Who has excell?
Tiff, I think I have it on my laptop, but holy shit(!) what a lot of work! 😀
So she didn’t bother to check the dude she struck with her car? What’s wrong with her anyway?! He could have been carrying some cash, or perhaps jewelry…
TMZ said the victim wasn’t knocked down or dragged and didn’t seem to have any visible injuries. Holy Jesus, what does it take? Her to mow someone down the back up and run over them again? Still she would get 2 hours max. I really am starting to dislike this whole crack situation.
Unfortunately, I see her wriggling out of this ‘net’ the same way she has countless times before. The only hope would be if the man’s leg really was broken, making it more severe than bruising his knee.
There is no Lindsay, there is only Zuul.
Don’t cross the streams !
LOL, what is that (Zuul) from? I recognize it, but can’t remember from where.
Ghostbusters!
“there is no Dana, only Zuul”
Thanks MuffinTop! Now I remember. I could hear it in my mind, just couldn’t place it.
I’m coining a new term law enforecement agencies can use freely.
LOHANC
Law
Offenses
Have
Absolutely
No
Consequences
“Yeah Sarge we got another LOHANC. No tow truck but send the hazmat suits.”
Oh no, my heart just dropped. What else does this girl have to do to be put behind bars?
Lindsay is like a cat with 9 lives. Eventually, she is going to run out of them, and wind up either in jail or dead. I’m guessing the latter.
My boyfriend just said that they need to court-mandate that she wear five cowbells around her neck so people know to steer clear, lol! Not a bad idea!
Come on now you all knew she wasn’t going to let Amanda Bynes steal her crackie thunder!
This can’t be true .. She’s a homebody now. She wouldn’t be out at a club or hotel bar at 2:30 in the morning on a weekday. LOL.
And PS. How can you BE a homebody when you don’t have a home ?
As others have stated above, who the hell drives in downtown NYC? Why does she always have to drive? Tons of cabs, limos, and personal drivers to use in NYC and Lohan drives herself? Stupid girl
Has anyone else heard how Amanda Bynes parents have just now left their Texan home, to move to LA to be with her for support? The same story indicates, the Bynes knew back in April, that Amanda was headed for trouble . They put their house on the market, trying to sell, before coming out to LA to support their daughter. 5 months and all the crimes and negative paparazzi PR later…so glad the family could finally be motivated to step in. So tired of hearing about the fallout of these former child stars. Given their Golden Goose status within their families, and the level of enabling going on, it’s really to be expected. And too bad for the rest of us, because we are the ones continually victimized by their lack of consequences.
Does no one else have mothers who would beat them?
I’m not condoning child abuse by any stretch of the imagination, and my folks definitely aren’t monsters.
But… my mother has a temper. If I was pulling a stunt like this in the public eye… yeah, she’d beat the hell out of me.
And God bless her for it. If Lohan was my kid, I would just slap the crap out of her and lock her in a room till the crack withdrawal passed.
Awww, slap the cash cow? Then there would be no money for you then, and certainly no 20 percent commission, as the child’s manager. Then you might have to consider (oh gasp, the HORROR) of getting and maintaining a REAL job yourself, and not dependent on your child supporting your deadbeat ass.
If Kris Kardassion, Kate Gosslin, and Dina Lohan have taught us anything at all about parenting, and entitlement, it’s that. Why support yourself, when you can force your children to do it for you instead?
But ultimately this becomes an unwin able situation, as the child becomes the main breadwinner, you can’t ever disagree with their life decisions, or you’ll find the purse stings cut, and yourself out of the will….see Joe Jackson’s relationship with son Michael, (or Michaels siblings for that matter) for a more extreme version of this example.
Does anyone know – when she was arrested is a drug test standard? She might not be impaired with alcohol but I can’t imagine she’s clean.
Dear NYPD:
My parents will be visiting NYC in a couple of weeks. Please do something of actual consequence about the cracked-out road hazard that is Lindsay Lohan, BEFORE my parents arrive.
I’d really like them to survive the trip.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen Who Enjoys Walking Places
Dina: Well, well… you know… if this had happened in Afghanistan, it would have been obsolete, because women don’t drive there… you know, cars are like… inept… so THERE!
Oh and sidebar – WHO THE HELL DRIVES IN NYC? Is she so hard-up for cash that she’s working nights as a cabbie? Hell, even SORT OF RICH PEOPLE can afford to call a town car for the evening!!!
Pat on the firecrotch made me LMFAO!
Don’t shoot me, but I feel kind of sorry for her. She never stood a chance. But… the double chin has to go.
why is this dumb b&tch even operating a car?
YAY!!! Bust her, keep her in jail, make her go through withdrawal, make her live like a normal crackie. Make her finally own up to herself. YAY!!!
Why don’t you let others drive you Lindsay????????? Why oh why, you have a large target on you and yes you’ll always be targeted and yes there will always be a scum bag that wants your money.
Hmm, I dunno.. it seems to me that all the pedestrians within ramming range are the ones wearing the targets here.
How many times have we heard people scamming others? We’ll find out his side, her side and hopefully the truth.
In a sick twisted way she couldn’t let her mom have the last word. Lets do the Dina math 5 of those things divided by the zip code add 1=’s ummm- I still come up with obsolete-
jeez I suck @ math
I couldn’t get past the chins.