Christina Aguilera skanked it up for the good shoppers of Macy’s in Los Angeles on Friday. She was promoting her latest perfume at the local mall. I assumed this was a new one, since the last one came out three months ago. Which isn’t a long time by any means, but it seems quite a while to be promoting the same old thing. But it is in fact the same old thing. I’m not sure if Christina is just a really hard worker and absolutely committed to making her perfume the best selling fragrance around, or if she’s just got nothing better to do.
Judging by the outfit she’s wearing, what I imagine probably happened is that Christina was wandering through the mall bored and wasn’t getting enough attention from the paparazzi. So she went over to Macy’s, grabbed a bottle of her vile smelling stuff, and started posing. At first people ignored her, but then the photographers, realizing how embarrassing this whole debacle was becoming, took pity on her and snapped a few courtesy shots. Eventually a crowd gathered, curious as to why Christina was hawking her wares in a summer sundress that was clearly patched together using one of her grandma’s old quilts.
To make Christina feel less stupid for leaving the house in a bad wig and a dress that’s more fitting for an afternoon of sunning oneself, a few people probably bought some perfume. Everything considered, it was an all-around success. Except for her makeup. And the dress. And the smell of the perfume. And the expressions on her face. But aside from all those things, it was aces all around.
Here’s Christina “launching” ‘Inspire’ at Macy’s in Glendale, California on Friday. Photographer: Nikki Nelson. Images thanks to WENN.
She is in serious dire need of a stylist that doesn’t specialize in drag
She is trying to look like a teenager again, and it is not working.
Oh where are thou bra ?
I think the dress is a Missoni (cost a bunch… but it’s not an excuse for being fuggly)
She doesn’t need a bra because her boobs hold by themself. I think she took advantage of the breastfeeding excuse to get an enhancement right after having her baby
Anyway, I think she is overall doing way better than brit brit does.
Shouldnt hate on her too bad -at least she promotes her products unlike others who just slap their face on it and call it theirs.
Agree Frenchie and SeVen. I wish she would stop doing whatever she’s doing to her face though.
God, she is so beautiful.
I actually think her face looks pretty. Yes, she is wearing A LOT of makeup but it no where near how much she usually wears. Besides I think she looks quite bright and fresh is these pics. He makeup is done very well, and highlights are superbly placed.
Man, some of you really are just haters..lol 😆
Anyway, the dress is not so fab but it’s simple and cute. No she doesn’t need a bra because she has implants.
“No she doesn’t need a bra because she has implants.”
ROFL!! In that case, sign me up!! 😆
What’s it called? Skanque? 😆 Uh, those fake ta-tas are going to make a nice set of leg warmers one day, Whats.
“God she is so beautiful”
Yeah, if your idea of beauty is a stripper from 1999.
One last comment. Is it just me; or is her IMPLANTS sagging. Maybe it’s the ugly pattern on her dress. But her breast is seriously not perky.
Didn’t she breastfeed her child?
Even with implants, you will sag after nursing a baby.
I personally think you are all haters. Christina does NOT have implants and has repeatedly said so if your basising it on the fact her breast got bigger 1. she came out when she was 16 and would have hit puberty and anyone who has atleast sat in on a high school health class would know the boobs grow then and can till your 20. 2. your boobs also enlarge when you have a baby and you CANNOT breast feed with implants do to the fact implants tear the muscles in your breast dont believe me then google that shit. I think you only hate on her or any other star because of your own personal lack of self esteem so calling someone a skank is suppose to make your self feel better and be honest it never really does cause in the end youll still be the same person.
Bored over here, but…
ChristinaFan, just because people dislike your idol doesn’t mean they’re haters, and trust me, out of all the legitimate reasons to bag on the harpy, her apparent boob job dwindles the bottom of the list.
My general opinion on Christina Aguilera aside, this is a ridiculous, self-important effort. Why she can’t just accept the fact that her perfume sucked is beyond me. Instead of backing down gracefully, she “bumps” the promotion of her perfume, probably…
A. Because she needs to be the center of attention constantly or,
B. Because she blames the lack of promotion on the lack of sales, while screaming “Don’t you know who I am?! I’m Christina Aguilera, the best singer in the world!”
I’m preparing myself for the worst, but apparently fame means more to Christina Aguilera than her actual music does. Otherwise she wouldn’t be plugging her perfume (along, ahem, other things…), appearing on numerous magazine covers and advertisements and instead back away and focus on her music…but she’s going to continue her “I need attention” campaign for decades to come, unfortunately.
I try keeping a fair opinion on Aguilera, but everything she does just rubs me the completely wrong way…I’m going to have to say, that out of all of the celebrities, she annoys me most. She’s like the female version of Kanye West…Aryan edition.
Aryan edition? Since when are half latino people Aryan? maybe partially but damn, bitch’s last name is AGUILERA, and her father is from a mixed race nation, pretty sure she’s not classified as “aryan”…which are people that originate from “IRAN”, not Norway or whatever I’m sure you’re assuming…
Oh, good God, mariah cosby whatchamacallit, you’re not serious, are you?
Don’t have a period over it.
I’m sorry, but this bitch’s conflicted identity (like everything else she does before the media) irritates me.
The Aryan comment was in terms of her appearance, not her actual heritage. I know she’s Ecuadorian/Irish because my dad unfortunately knows her family (and god forbid Christina Aguilera lets people forget that she’s hispanic).
It’s entertaining watching her identify with only one of her nationalities with the Spanish album and the nice phoney hispanic accent she feigns to emphasize her last name. Nothing wrong with being proud of your heritage, but it’s so annoying when you’re just one ethnicity of more than one or a couple more. She’s a watered down, Americanized person of Ecuadorian AND IRISH decent.
She’s as “pure” Hispanic as Taco Bell. Even though the influence is there, it’s still the generic fast food version. Please, she’s a little blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl from Wexford PA.
What I find particularly laughable about Aguilera’s ridiculous emphasis on her ethnicity is how she clearly tries to “Anglosize” her appearance. In one breath, she boasts about how hispanic she is (her father left her at a pretty young age, from what I understand, so it wasn’t even like she was raised with a significantly hispanic upbringing…), and in the next breath she tries to look as close to a Barbie Doll as possible.
I’ve seen pictures of her as a kid with blonde hair and blue eyes, and while she’s naturally blonde-haired and blue-eyed, I find it a little bit contradictory how she tries to make herself look as caucasian as possible because the blonde hair and blue eyes are typically a trait that belongs to white people. The exaggerated blonde hair and blue eye contacts (they were never that light blue, give me a break) imply that she wants to look pedigree white European.
She’s so proud of her heritage and all, right? Her identity crises are so pathetic, all of them. You’ll have to forgive me for not buying into this “Christina Aguilera is so real and so functional!” crap. She’s clearly as f-cked up and delusional as the other androids.
(That comment being to mariah carey person)
I LOVE CHRISTINA SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL PLUS SHE HAS 4 #1 SINGLES AND BRITNEY HAS 2. FACT= BILLBOARD.COM) CANT WAIT FOR SUMMER 2009 FOR THE NEW FUTURISTIC ALBUM.
what this is all about? u dont have any better to do besides make any negative comments bout her..
u such a moron.!
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she looked super awesome..!!
ALL U’S HATERS ARE SAD PEOPLE WIV NO LIVES, U’S HAVE TO TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE CAUSE UR LIVES ARE SO DULL AND U’S TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS GO AND SAY TILL THEIR FACES!
LEAVE CHRISTINA ALONE! U’S ARE JEALOUS OF HER SUCESS.. CHRISTINA LOVES BOTH HER SPANISH AND IRISH HERTIAGE!!
Definitely a great perfume. Fragrance is excellent.