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		<title>By: Will M</title>
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		<dc:creator>Will M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jizz is like a skit done 2 years ago called &quot;The Prompt Lover&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jizz is like a skit done 2 years ago called &#8220;The Prompt Lover&#8221;.
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		<title>By: Andee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jizz in my pants instrumental:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzqsJDRRtaU#</description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzqsJDRRtaU#" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzqsJDRRtaU#</a>
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		<title>By: SaraDancer</title>
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		<dc:creator>SaraDancer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah Mark because jizz and urine, hey, same thing.  :roll:

Is this going to give new life to the H&#039;wood &quot;jizz diet&quot; mini-fad?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah Mark because jizz and urine, hey, same thing.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Is this going to give new life to the H&#8217;wood &#8220;jizz diet&#8221; mini-fad?
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		<title>By: DLR in Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>DLR in Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROFL.  Yeah I saw it.  Totally sophomoric!

mark said:  It’s an update of the old SNL skit “Stay Free Peenie Pads” in which men would dribble after urinating. 

Men dribble after peeing?  Don&#039;t they &quot;dab dry?&quot; :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFL.  Yeah I saw it.  Totally sophomoric!</p>
<p>mark said:  It’s an update of the old SNL skit “Stay Free Peenie Pads” in which men would dribble after urinating. </p>
<p>Men dribble after peeing?  Don&#8217;t they &#8220;dab dry?&#8221; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s an update of the old SNL skit &quot;Stay Free Peenie Pads&quot; in which men would dribble after urinating.</description>
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		<title>By: Jay Zuran</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay Zuran</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This made me laugh for hours. I needed it. Thanks SNL.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This made me laugh for hours. I needed it. Thanks SNL.
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		<title>By: aleach</title>
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		<dc:creator>aleach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is so funny. i was surprised they could say &quot;jizz&quot; on nbc, but im glad! the Digital Shorts are the best part of SNL now, the rest sucks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is so funny. i was surprised they could say &#8220;jizz&#8221; on nbc, but im glad! the Digital Shorts are the best part of SNL now, the rest sucks!
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		<title>By: NotBlonde</title>
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		<dc:creator>NotBlonde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>when you&#039;re watching it, it is so unexpected. You go into it thinking, Andy is doing a silly little ditty and then &quot;jizz in my pants&quot;. I literally laughed out loud. Which I don&#039;t do much whilst watching this show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>when you&#8217;re watching it, it is so unexpected. You go into it thinking, Andy is doing a silly little ditty and then &#8220;jizz in my pants&#8221;. I literally laughed out loud. Which I don&#8217;t do much whilst watching this show.
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		<title>By: bub</title>
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		<dc:creator>bub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>funny as hell</description>
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		<title>By: dude wtf</title>
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		<dc:creator>dude wtf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i saw this on saturday. Very funny!! :P</description>
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