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		<title>By: Dani</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I the only one who thinks Dita and Marilyn were cute together?

Come on. They both play dress up and it&#039;s adorable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who thinks Dita and Marilyn were cute together?</p>
<p>Come on. They both play dress up and it&#8217;s adorable.
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		<title>By: ak</title>
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		<dc:creator>ak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;the way she phrases things...&quot; The Sun always manages to make &quot;direct quotes&quot; sound like something directly out of the ... Sun. I.e., I wouldn&#039;t be surprised if she didn&#039;t actually say some/most of this. 

I like Dita, but there&#039;s a part of me that will always wonder about the sanity of someone who let Marilyn Manson touch her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;the way she phrases things&#8230;&#8221; The Sun always manages to make &#8220;direct quotes&#8221; sound like something directly out of the &#8230; Sun. I.e., I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if she didn&#8217;t actually say some/most of this. </p>
<p>I like Dita, but there&#8217;s a part of me that will always wonder about the sanity of someone who let Marilyn Manson touch her.
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		<title>By: jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont believe her. she was married to marilyn manson for heaven&#039;s sake.  russell brand would be an upgrade. also...the way she phrases things reminds me of how i talk about guys im attracted to before im ready to admit it. lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont believe her. she was married to marilyn manson for heaven&#8217;s sake.  russell brand would be an upgrade. also&#8230;the way she phrases things reminds me of how i talk about guys im attracted to before im ready to admit it. lol
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		<title>By: miguel</title>
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		<dc:creator>miguel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mister Brand is (what&#039;s commonly referred to in the business) a piece of talentless public school shit. 
Dita von Cocktease is to Bettie Page what Mamie van Doren was to Marilyn Monroe - a pathetic imitation of the real thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mister Brand is (what&#8217;s commonly referred to in the business) a piece of talentless public school shit.<br />
Dita von Cocktease is to Bettie Page what Mamie van Doren was to Marilyn Monroe &#8211; a pathetic imitation of the real thing.
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		<title>By: Marcy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marcy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Notice in the last picture as she&#039;s walking up the steps, you don&#039;t see the reflective discoloration. She wears actual silk stockings, which have the distressing tendency to reflect any sources of light harshly. The flashbulbs going off and bouncing off the glitter on the carpet are creating the weird effect in the previous pictures.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notice in the last picture as she&#8217;s walking up the steps, you don&#8217;t see the reflective discoloration. She wears actual silk stockings, which have the distressing tendency to reflect any sources of light harshly. The flashbulbs going off and bouncing off the glitter on the carpet are creating the weird effect in the previous pictures.
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		<title>By: I Choose Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>I Choose Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her dress is fab. @km it&#039;s just the reflection of all the sparkly things on the carpet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her dress is fab. @km it&#8217;s just the reflection of all the sparkly things on the carpet.
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		<title>By: km</title>
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		<dc:creator>km</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i know this is random, but what&#039;s up with the dita&#039;s legs in the full-length pics? that&#039;s kind of gross :&#124;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i know this is random, but what&#8217;s up with the dita&#8217;s legs in the full-length pics? that&#8217;s kind of gross <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: 99</title>
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		<dc:creator>99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pristine? You did say pristine, right? haha!! anyone who was married to marilyn manson is FAR from prestine. Gross!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pristine? You did say pristine, right? haha!! anyone who was married to marilyn manson is FAR from prestine. Gross!!
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s it, Dita.  Hold out for Clooney!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s it, Dita.  Hold out for Clooney!
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		<title>By: Deb</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know it may sound snobby but-i hav a lot of respect for dita von teese after that. guys like brand get around because women just don&#039;t say no but she showing she&#039;s got some standards and i say good on her!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know it may sound snobby but-i hav a lot of respect for dita von teese after that. guys like brand get around because women just don&#8217;t say no but she showing she&#8217;s got some standards and i say good on her!
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