Rachel Zoe’s bones are sticking out all over

The bones that call themselves Rachel Zoe took her out on the town last night for the ‘Cracked Xmas’ fundraiser event at Wiltern Theatre in L.A. Both Rachel’s face and ribcage were on prominent display, scaring children and the elderly, and making fellow guests wonder if she’d mistaken Christmas for Halloween.

Though I don’t think anyone – celebrity or otherwise – should ever feel they HAVE to get Botox, Rachel thankfully got some and smoothed out the forehead of her Nicole Richie dubbed “Raisin Face” awhile ago. But the rest of her is still a living example of what cigarettes and anorexia will do to a person’s face. The 37-year-old looks easily ten to fifteen years older. Nutrition – or even a Big Mac, if nothing else – can do wonders for a person’s complexion.

There’s thin and then there’s unhealthily skinny. Rachel has long claimed that she’s not anorexic, but she’s also admitted to barely eating a thing. Her whole argument was that the motivation was different; she wasn’t trying to be skinny, she was just too busy to eat all the time.

I don’t care what the excuse is; at this point it’s clearly a health issue of paramount importance. Whatever else is going on in her life, Rachel needs to make this priority number one. She looks so brittle I’m afraid a decent necklace would topple her down. Seriously, this is beyond the “get help” point. Her bones are going to start poking through and screaming for an intervention soon.

Thanks to Just Jared for the story idea.

Here’s Rachel Zoe at the 11th annual ‘Cracked Xmas’ fundraiser event in Los Angeles yesterday. Images thanks to WENN and PR Photos.

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  1. susie leigh says:

    Call me crazy, but I actually think she looks slightly less deathbed-anorexic than usual. Maybe her newly smoothed out face is tricking me into thinking that.

  2. Codzilla says:

    She’s only 37? Damn, she looks beat to hell.

  3. Christina says:

    i’m not usually one who jumps on the celebrity hate bandwagon but for some reason, this woman pisses me off… ❓

  4. vdantev says:

    Hard days, long nights, no sleep, too much sun, not enough water- yep it will suck the life right out of you.

  5. Nova says:

    Other than her breastbone and ribs sticking out, she looks better than usual. Her hair is combed in what looks like a new side-part style….instead of that frazzled mess she always sports.

    That and a recent round of botox too. lol.

  6. Kaiser says:

    Codzilla, I think it’s “37” – no way is she a day younger than 41.

    I really enjoyed “The Rachel Zoe Project” though – judging from the show, I’d say she only has Starbucks coffee throughout her days. How many nutrients can you really get from foam?

  7. Holly says:

    HA! Anorexia and cigarettes, or just plain old METH. Keeps you skinny, alert, and destroys your face. The new Hollywood “IT” drug and some would say because of her…(if the blind items are to be believed that is. Blind items as far back as two years ago.)

  8. SeVen says:

    I dont see how this woman is a stylist or a “Style icon” … youre supposed to WEAR clothes, not let them hang off you as if you were a hanger.

  9. aleach says:

    i dont know what it is about her face but something is just…off. her cheeks or around her mouth or something?

  10. daisy424 says:

    She must be older than 37 ❗

    If you look at the bottom close up, she has the ‘puppet’ sagging on her jowls, and smoker’s lines above her top lip. Her hair looks good though.
    As a rule I no longer allow close-ups of myself, ffs she looks my age 😯

  11. Nikki says:

    That woman is not 37 – 47 is more like it.

  12. lj says:

    if she’s 37 i’m a fetus.

  13. Ron says:

    You should experience this in person. It’s nothing short of jaw dropping. She looks like a malnourished lollipop. Stick body-gianormous head. I am older than she is by 6 years and look younger. I think she started her botox treatments right before 4th grade too.

  14. Tina says:

    What a seriously strange face. 😯 Her eye color is surreal and her face looks like it was hot-glue-gunned together and pulled back with heavy-duty butterfly clips.

  15. Trillion says:

    Her husband looks to be in his early 30’s. Don’t know his real age but I’m sure that adds to the pressure to lie about her age. Which everyone seems to agree she obviously is.

  16. cara says:

    Besides which, how in God’s name is she going to ever be able to get preggers with Scarlett Begoniaaaaaa if she doesn’t pack on a few?

    p.s. I thought I’d abhor her, but instead, after watching her show, I adore her.

  17. Mia says:

    Who gave this woman(?) a show and WHY? I don’t know who I pity more – the people who gave the show to her or the one who watch it.

    Anyways, I have a few words for her:

    Juvederm
    Botox
    Burger

  18. Codzilla says:

    Kaiser: 😆 A figurative “37” makes much more sense.

  19. June says:

    Lots of filler injections on crease line between nose and lip.

    Forehead botox.

    But, not enough filler in the upper lip, if any…..

  20. NotBlonde says:

    I’ve watched a gradn totaly of one episode of her show and I despise her personality. She’s so vapid and uses some phrase that I’ve thankfully forgotten far too much. And she talks in the back of her throat and smokes so she’s got this frog voice that is hideous.

    And there is no way her husband isn’t gay. There just is no way. I’ve watched that show and my Gaydar pinged like never before.

    Maybe he’s just a hipster douchebag who needed to find a chick who was skinnier than him?

  21. I have no idea who this woman is, but she totally looks like she’d answer to the name “Ana”. Gross.

  22. RubySue says:

    What’s curious to me is that Wikipedia used to list her birth year as 1962 as recently as two months ago, and today it says 1971. I can’t help but think – since she certainly LOOKS 46 – that the former was correct and she did something to have it changed. I dunno…

  23. Aspen says:

    I’m about to turn 34…and if SHE is really 37…I feel SO much better about myself now. hee hee.

  24. Christina says:

    people who don’t eat to the point of becoming stick figures really piss me off… it’s happening way too often these days and it’s such a negative characteristic to perpetuate…

    food and sex are such basic human needs and if a nice plate of yummy food doesn’t make you happy, then something is seriously wrong with you. you gotta be really shallow to squelch such a basic human need. like i always say, peeing is also natural and normal, but if he became fashionable not to pee, would we just see people trying to minimize their peeing to the point of their own detriment as well?

  25. devilgirl says:

    I used to think she looked like she got into her grandma’s closet and played dress up with outdated designer duds, now I just think she looks like a grandma in oversized, out dated duds.

  26. Frenchie says:

    look at the bright side, she can’t be bothered with bras when wearing this type of dress

  27. lady garden says:

    RON-tell me more!!

  28. GrnMtGirl says:

    I don’t know much about Rachel Zoe except that she is said to play a major role in Hollywood’s obsession to be too skinny. If that is what a stylist does then I don’t want any part of it.

    That said, I really don’t like her show and think she is a bit of a witch

  29. Alison says:

    This woman obviously is suffering from bulimia and probably anorexia too. It is sad because I knew someone who looked very much like her but no one knew she was hurting herself until she had a heart attack at 32 and died as a result. Perhaps we should all stop being so critical of her and callous of her appearance. She may be famous for dressing celebrities but she needs help. Why don’t you discuss an intervention, instead of ripping her apart.

  30. Amy says:

    Her physical appearance aside, remember that her job is that of a STYLIST, yet her “style” is hideous! The way she dressed those girls like Nicole Ritchie was awful, too. No talent — how did she become famous?

  31. Sue D. Nimm says:

    You can tell the difference between people who are naturally slender and people who have eating disorders. Naturally slender people aren’t very bony because it’s how they are supposed to be. I think she’s just trying to fight off her age *coughMadonnacough*. 😕

  32. I Choose Me says:

    Are those broken blood capillaries in her nostril re: close-up in the second to last pic?

  33. Codzilla says:

    Alison: While I see your point, how on earth could we possible intervene? Knock on her door and say “Hi, you don’t know us, but we’re posters from a gossip site, and we decided you’re too thin and need help.”

    I’m sure she’d welcome us with open arms.

  34. SaraDancer says:

    Sue – and can you tell the difference between people who are naturally fat and people who have eating disorders? Just curious; seems like a neat, ESP-sort of skill.

  35. Anoneemouse says:

    She’s the one that turned Nicole Ritchie on to adderal to kill appetite cravings. It make you wonder what she herself sees in the mirror when she looks at it. Sad.

  36. Leslie Evan says:

    We’d all be a lot nicer about her raisin face if we knew it was ten years older, would not we? Celebrity Astrology

  37. Harajuku says:

    Puh-lease! She looks fine.