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Hahahaha. Radar/Star Magazine has a really funny story about Taylor Swift being a crazy, Kennedy-obsessed cheater. I’m not saying I believe the story or anything… in fact, the sketchy timeline alone makes me think that it’s BS. But it’s still a hilarious story, because I think the legitimate backstory gives this tabloid fiction some credence. Back in the late spring/early summer, Taylor Swift began hanging out at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port. She was photographed with Patrick Schwarzenegger a few times, and most people thought that Patrick and Swifty were an item. Then faster than you can say “Fatal Attraction,” Swifty was loved up with Conor Kennedy. I’ll throw some shade: Patrick is about ten months older than Conor, and there is some evidence that Swifty climbed on Conor when he was only 17 years old, after Patrick (then 18) wasn’t interested. Anyway, this is what Star is claiming:
Taylor Swift’s fairytale romance with Conor Kennedy may have hit a road bump, because Star magazine is exclusively reporting that a source claims the Fearless singer was making out with Conor’s cousin — Patrick Schwarzenegger!
According to the magazine, Taylor secretly made out with Patrick at a family event she attended with Conor, and the family is up in arms over it, calling her a “hanger-on” who has an obsession with the Kennedys.
“Taylor was making out with Patrick all night,” a source told Star about the party. Taylor’s rep denies the claim.
“The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights! Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was,” the source says. “Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does.”
While Taylor adores Caroline and Ethel Kennedy, the insider says they don’t care for the singer.
“They think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting,” the source said. “Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”
Yeah, I don’t know when this was supposed to have happened. Conor has been away at his prep school since early September, and Swifty has signed him out of school at least once for a weekend getaway that didn’t involve returning to the Kennedy compound. Did this happen before Conor left for school? Eh.
So let’s just say this didn’t really happen. But let’s also say that Patrick was Swifty’s first choice for a “Kennedy boyfriend” but that for various reasons (Patrick’s mom throwing a side-eye, Patrick being kind of smart) didn’t happen. So Swifty swiftly moved on to Conor, who was (sadly) low-hanging fruit for an emotional-predator like Swifty. His mom had just died, he was barely 18 years old… he was putty in her hands.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Conor Kennedy, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Taylor Swift
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Maybe Patrick wasn’t into antiquing.
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lol!
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Lol+ 2.. and choked on hot chocolate:)
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Patrick just gives this vibe that he isnt into the whole girl next door thing anyway. His type is probably busty brunette lol
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Bad bad high school drama!
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Im kind of secretly enjoying this whole mess :p
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me too! There is something “sweet” about this where as my enjoyment of Lilo/Craken is “salty.”
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She’s really sort of creepy. I don’t believe this because if it did happen, the Kennedy women would have told Conor immediately so he’d end it with her. But her buying the home next door, and lets face it, dating teenagers when she’s in her 20′s…..very creepy.
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I agree i don’t believe she would ruin her chances of becoming a kennedy by cheating
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You’re giving the girl WAY too much credit, Kaiser.
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If she did cheat maybe Connor can write a song about it.
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LOL! I was thinking the same thing, V4Real! Something like, “Great, now someone can write a cheesy craptastic you-done-me-wrong song about her.”
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LOL for real.
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ha thats funny. Maybe shell get dumped this time. then what will she write about? she cant be the victim anymore. this whole thing has gotten way oiut of hand.
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She gets dumped every single time.I can’t remember a case when SHE dumped someone.
But this story reminds me of Merilin, John and Bobby…A real Kennedy drama
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He dumped Taylor Launtet for John Mayer.
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In real life, you have a point. but a lot of her songs are about relationships ending because of cheating. White Horse (in the video at least), Picture to Burn, Better than Revenge, Should’ve Said No, the latest one…It probably goes on. She always plays the victim in the break up, regardless of who did it. I’m smiling a little that now she’s going to have to deny deny deny and eat a little crow.
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To Leaf:
Really? I have to admit I started reading about her when she hooked up with Mayer, so my bad.
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Oh, she can write about being torn between two loves, two princes. In the end she had to “choose herself”, or something.
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Low hanging fruit? Amusing choice of words.
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Eww, that is all.
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Please. I flock to these Swifty/Conor stories like nobody’s business but this is too much.
Side note: I’ve never seen a photo of Patrick S. Wow does he look like his dad! Thankfully you can see the dash of Maria, too.
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This chick is seriously creepy.
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Why is everyone so hateful to her? I doubt this story is true at all
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I don’t think this story. Several of the Kennedy family members have said they like her very much. She just a 22 year old with a teenage heart. Do I think she should be dating an 18 year old? No, but guys do it all the time.
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If Patrick is anything like his father, he probably wasn’t interested in butterfly kisses and bike rides.
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Does anybody really care? She will probably blow through the whole Kennedy clan.
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“Blow through the whole Kennedy clan”. Lol!
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Uh, but that actually would make her one of the Kennedy gys, wouldn´t it?
… And then she could write a crappy song about her sex addiction.
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If that wasn’t intentionally dirty, my mind certainly took it that way. Nearly woke the baby giggle snorting.
I wonder if she’s trying to out-do Marilyn?
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Not taking up for Swifty here, cause I honestly don’t know. But I do have a valid question: all the stories keep saying the family doesn’t like her, but how on earth would she have permission to sign him out of school without the family okaying it? Surely there is a rule at the school that no one who isn’t authorized can sign him out, right? I realize he’s 18 now, but if he were allowed to sign himself out, wouldn’t they just say that: “Conor signed himself out of school to go on a weekend with Swifty?” Something’s not adding up here.
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Because his mother is dead, and his father is living in LA with his new girlfriend and can’t be bothered to actually set some boundaries for his teenager.
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I knew about the mom, but I wasn’t aware the father wasn’t in the picture. Thanks for that info. I guess I just figured “someone” was “in charge” of him. Guess not. Ugh.
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Maybe an old boyfriend should write a song and put her on blast. It’s uncomfortable. Right swifty?
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Haha! I think someone suggested this yesterday (was it you?). I would LOVE it if some ex wrote a scathing song about her for a change. I think John Mayer is douchey enough to do it. Let’s start a Facebook campaign…:)
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Didnt Joe Jonas (as a solo artist) have a response song for her?
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I don’t like apple pie really.
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ehh, all those kennedys look alike
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Patrick over Connor!
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Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a Kennedy Digger
But she ain’t messin’ with no Smith bro’
(Conor’s gotta leave)
Get Patrick, girl, go ‘head, get down…
(You gotta leave Hyannis!)
Get Christopher, girl, go ‘head, get down…
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brilliant!
wasn’t the original rumor that she was into Patrick but quickly set her sights on Conor b/c she’d prefer the Kennedy name?
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“emotional predator”
Classic!
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Hmmm…Swifty Schwarzenegger? Has a ring to it!
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The bangs need to go.
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wow, the next generation of kennedy boys will be bringing the hotness when they grow up.
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This girl is so creepy, she is starting to give me the Leanne Rimes Stalker vibe.
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Hm. Obvs Patrick is hotter and therefore preferred (let’s not pretend she cares about anything but the name, really) but those women would rip her eyeballs out if she dared cheat on one of those boys and they knew about it. Be real.
Also, Wonderwall had a story about him considering changing his name to Patrick Shriver, and tweeting as such, which tells me that he’s trying to distance himself from one unnamed philandering creep and therefore isn’t one himself. I don’t think he’d get on his cousin’s GF.
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Conor is cuter anyway…not that I’m in to 18 yr olds:-/
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Conor is cuter by far :p Patrick looks too much like his father .
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Skipper if you read all the recent swifty posts you will see there are ample and numerous reasons why people can’t stand this whiny, calculating, tone deaf, juvenile (oops, i mean pseudo-adult entertainer) – I half expect to see her show up in one of those Tommy Hilfinger/Ralph Lauren ads playing croquet with Connor while the sun sets over Martha’s Vineyard.
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Totally irrelevant to this post, except it does involve Swifty and Conor.
‘Tay Tay also took issue with a tabloid report that said she “kidnapped” her young BF when she flew him to Nashville from the Cape over the summer because she missed him.
“How did I kidnap him?” she asked. “You can’t kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now! It’s an interesting way to spin something into a story. See, this is why I don’t read stuff.”’
So…. if Taylor openly admits you cant kidnap a grown man, which you can it’s called abducting, then in the same respect why does she inherently believe a boyfriend can be ‘stolen’? With abduction/kidnapping there isn’t a choice on both sides but their is for the act of bf/gf ‘stealing’… Also, she is claiming that her rendition of the Wedding Crashers was a huge misunderstanding and she did not know she wasn’t invited, let alone wanted at the wedding.
That would conclude my Swift news. (:
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I don’t care if she did cheat on him because everyone makes mistakes and I will love her either way.
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