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		<title>By: notprfect</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ceilidh~ 

Thanks for the laughs. 

&quot;If the partner standing under the twig with you starts bragging about lung capacity...&quot; :lol: 

&quot;...sounds to me like someone took the phrase “sucking face” just a tad too literally, and aggressively! What exactly was this guy trying to do? Syphon the glass of wine she just drank?&quot; :lol:  :lol: 

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<p>Thanks for the laughs. </p>
<p>&#8220;If the partner standing under the twig with you starts bragging about lung capacity&#8230;&#8221; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>&#8220;&#8230;sounds to me like someone took the phrase “sucking face” just a tad too literally, and aggressively! What exactly was this guy trying to do? Syphon the glass of wine she just drank?&#8221; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Hilarious stuff!
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		<title>By: orion70</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>imagine what damage the guy might inflict &quot;down south&quot; 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>imagine what damage the guy might inflict &#8220;down south&#8221; <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Alina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:49:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, that&#039;s such a weird news! 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, that&#8217;s such a weird news! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jodie Marsh is the picture of elegance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jodie Marsh is the picture of elegance.
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frenchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe because it was taken on the 12 of november = europe way to write the dates</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe because it was taken on the 12 of november = europe way to write the dates
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		<title>By: eatavag</title>
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		<dc:creator>eatavag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how is this a picture of Jodie Marsh kissing a girl on 12/11/08 when it is only just 12/10/08 right now? Psychic CB?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how is this a picture of Jodie Marsh kissing a girl on 12/11/08 when it is only just 12/10/08 right now? Psychic CB?
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frenchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>to DLR : her inner pressure might have been changed, like when diving. My husband used to do a litle and he explained to me how he would regulate his pressure by keeping more or less air in his lung.
That&#039;s one stupid story ! 
One day, when I was a kid, my bro made me laugh while I was eating an M1M&#039;s and the peanut got stuck in the nose canal. Quite painfull, and stupid. Thankfully, it went away by itself quickly.
Have you had &quot;stupid&quot; ie a little bit shamefull stories as well ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>to DLR : her inner pressure might have been changed, like when diving. My husband used to do a litle and he explained to me how he would regulate his pressure by keeping more or less air in his lung.<br />
That&#8217;s one stupid story !<br />
One day, when I was a kid, my bro made me laugh while I was eating an M1M&#8217;s and the peanut got stuck in the nose canal. Quite painfull, and stupid. Thankfully, it went away by itself quickly.<br />
Have you had &#8220;stupid&#8221; ie a little bit shamefull stories as well ?
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		<title>By: Baholicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>Baholicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t imagine how painful that would be. That poor girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t imagine how painful that would be. That poor girl.
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		<title>By: NotBlonde</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That dude must have seriously been going to town on her mouth if he made her temporarily deaf...And I agree CB, I would sooo pull the &quot;you made me deaf&quot; card :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That dude must have seriously been going to town on her mouth if he made her temporarily deaf&#8230;And I agree CB, I would sooo pull the &#8220;you made me deaf&#8221; card <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: DLR in Canada</title>
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		<dc:creator>DLR in Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what the hell?  i know the ear canal is connected to the lungs, but dang, that has to be some powerful suction going on to pop the eardrum! :o</description>
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