Gerard Butler promotes ‘Chasing Mavericks’ in NYC: would you still hit it?

In case you missed it last Friday, I covered Gerard Butler’s Men’s Journal interview and pictorial, in which he claimed that he hasn’t had a drink in 15 years and that he was only in rehab for a minimal amount of painkillers. None of which I believe, but sure. I have no real proof to the contrary, other than about a dozen anecdotal gossip stories of Gerry acting drunk or coked up over the past year. The only thing that makes me believe Gerry is on a better path these days are these photos, honestly. Gerard is truly looking a lot healthier these days. I’m including pics from last week’s Chasing Mavericks premiere, as well as some photos of Gerry in NYC yesterday.

I was perusing some of Gerry’s new interviews, but there’s nothing notable there. I mean, we’ve heard this stuff before – Gerard is promoting Chasing Mavericks, the film where he plays some kind of surfer god, and he almost died while making the movie. Gerard told Good Morning America, “It looked like a tsunami coming in. I was down. I just didn’t come back up, really. I just started to think, ‘Wow, I’m going to die making a movie.’”

So… Gerard Butler: would you hit it? At this point, I have to say… no, I wouldn’t. Yes, he’s looking better. Yes, maybe he’s not having a huge problem with pills these days. Yes, he’s probably better in bed now that his back isn’t killing him. But even then… no. I just can’t. He went past skeevy-hot and just became flat-out gross for too long. I’m sorry, Gerry. But I broke up with you when you boned that poor woman in a Coachella Porta-potty. I’ve moved on to Fassbender and Cumberbatch and Hiddleston now. We can still stay in touch, I guess. No, I’d rather not give you my current phone number. If I want to talk, I’ll call you, okay?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. brin says:

    Um, against my better judgement….yeah. *hangs head in shame*

  2. Jayna says:

    This is a guy who never has any serious relations, just bangs anyone and everyone. At his age, just yuck. To have had no longterm relationship is strange to me. Rehab for like a week and a half, was ? All righty, then.

  3. Joanna says:

    yeah, i’d hit it. with protection!

  4. Jekatyerina says:

    He meant: “I haven’t had a drink in the past 15 minutes” or “I haven’t had a drink in 15 years without alcohol”.

  5. Ashling says:

    He looks good here, but he’s just so gross to me now. I think STDs and probably genital warts when I look at him.

  6. Christine says:

    Not since I heard he had sex in a porta potty. That’s the kind of thing you can’t scrub off.

  7. Chatcat says:

    Not without a NASA grade condom and industrial strength spermicide with antibacterial antidotes. Oh why bother, to do all that to “hit it” isn’t worth it.

  8. sillyone says:

    He is looking better here but it doesn’t excuse him bumping uglies with Lindsay Lohan. As soon as he did that he went on my no way in hell list.

  9. LucyOriginal says:

    I wanted to say yes, but I just can’t and won’t.

    From God knows who to: Panettiere-Lohan- someone in a Porta-Potty. <— This is all we know. Yuck!

  10. bigt says:

    Yeah. He is looking very good and manly. Like. Mmm.

  11. INeedANap says:

    Wow, he looks amazing here! But I agree with the other posters, he was too skeevy for too long and now I can’t get that out of my mind. In a kinder, gentler alternate universe, Gerry would have looked like this for the last five years while making good movies and leading a quiet and relaxing life.

  12. Green_Eyes says:

    Wouldn’t hit it, but looks better here than he did on Jimmy Fallon last night and that was a new show (not rerun). Man was his hair dirty, I mean it looked that really dry dirty as if he well rolled in dirt. I had to channel. Love Jimmy, but can’t take a dirty looking Gerald.

  13. Mel says:

    Nope. He always looks like he’s the type of guy with smelly crotch.

  14. Madpoe says:

    Wow! that’s a major change from the last few photos we’ve been seeing of him.

    But alas, I too have moved on from the Butler to Hiddles, to name a few. ;)

  15. Maria_Spain says:

    “I’ve moved on to Fassbender and Cumberbatch and Hiddleston now. We can still stay in touch, I guess. No, I’d rather not give you my current phone number. If I want to talk, I’ll call you, okay?”

    LMFAO XD
    I`ll pass Cumberbatch but i stay with the others 2 too :p

  16. skuddles says:

    Well since I’m not looking for a porta-potty date I’ll have to pass…

  17. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    This is possibly the best I have ever seen him look. He actually looks clean (as in washed) and truly sober for once. But no, I still wouldn’t touch him with a 50 Foot pole. Ick.

  18. sweetpea says:

    I’d hit it like it was bottom of the ninth in Game 7 of the World Series…I know I know..but there’s just something about him..probably his accent..I

  19. peaches mcdoob says:

    yeppers, i’d hit it with a hazmat team on standby and a fully stocked pharmacy next door. best i’ve seen this stud lookin in a long long time!

  20. Angela Carberry says:

    Very mature, Kaiser. I am proud of you for moving on.