This post is a testament to how dead it is today, and it’s only Wednesday! Thursdays are usually worse. Anyway, Kaiser sent me these photos of Tamara Ecclestone, 28, a British socialite whose daddy, Formula One founder Bernie Ecclestone, bought both her, and her sister Petra, separate houses worth $70 million and $85 million each. Tamara’s sister Petra, 23, bought Candy Spelling’s old mansion, and promptly painted all the imported fireplaces black to match her decor. (I heard that on one of Candy’s HGTV specials.) Also, Petra is currently pregnant, having wed in a $6.5 million ceremony in 2011. The Eccelstone sisters are similar to the Hiltons or the Kardashians, they seem every bit as trashy, but they’re Eurotrashy and they come from way more money. They don’t have to hustle much, but they still do.
Getting back to Tamara, the last we reported on her she was posing for Tyler Shields in lingerie on a bed with a million pounds in real cash, and showing off her insane shoe collection. At the Skyfall premiere she showed off her probably not-new but obviously bought and paid for bolt-ons in a plunging green velvet Gucci gown. Kaiser reminds me that Kim Kardashian has worn this dress before, just about a month ago. Kim wore it to a Midori event and it split up the back, making her secure it with safety pins so she could leave with her modesty intact. (Lol! It cracks me up writing “Kim” and “modesty” in the same sentence.)
Here’s Kim in the same dress as Tamara, except a little shorter and tighter.
So who looks worse? I’m voting for Tamara by a small margin, pushed over the top by those awful gladiator Twizzler shoes. Tamara’s dress is floor length and it seems to fit her a little better, but it looks like she’s on the verge of popping out. Those boobs are trying to break loose and she’s working that Angelina leg hard. When you look skankier than Kim Kardashian in a dress Kim split up the back, it’s time to evaluate your life choices.
photo credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet
Neither of them. Reminds me of “Ho ho ho, green giant” … oh that was just nasty as all can be… :/ But its true! First thing I thought of :B
+ 1 LOL! That’s exactly what I thought! Maybe she’s auditioning for the part?
they both look equally horrible, so close but I’m gonna go with Kim by a dress split..
Whoa…terrible. Why are these women famous again?
They both look like drag queens -and- both of them manage to make an expensive, elegant gown look totally trashy!
Sorry but this girl is filthy rich but she always manages to look cheap and tacky. I know everyday people with less money who dress better than her. I watched her show though, she seems like a sweet girl.
MY EYES HURT!!! It’s too early for this.
This woman looks like a baked-to-a-crisp version of Megan Fox.
Hi Chubbs – you put my thoughts into words.
Or exactly like one of those girls on TOWIE. Really bad.
I don’t even know if I wear this much makeup on Halloween!
yea, seriously. I think Kim looks better.
In the first pic, I thought it was Lindsay Lohan (probably dressing up like Kermit the Frog for Halloween).
I actually like the dress/color, and I like the shorter version of it…..but it’s scary; the boobs are just about waiting to pop out on both of them.
No, I’m sorry, but dress split up the back looks much trashier to me. Like you can’t even be bothered to get a dress that fits for an event and have to make due with someone else’s cast-offs.
Tamara looks like she forgot to get dressed and left her home wearing just a robe.
Going with Kim K too….way too tight, too short and it looks like crushed velvet burrito wrapping on her.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I like it better on Kim K. The other one looks like a bathrobe.
+ 10000000
If Megan Fox and Katie Price had a baby it would look like Tamara Ecclestone. Her bolt on’s are hideous.
I thought it was Katie Price at first!
that first pic,
looks like the guy on the left
is giving her the side-eye.
or maybe halfway through the process of a Full Eye Roll Around.
They both look so dead eyed. WTF?
Wow. That is a lot of coked up glassy eye right there.
Nice enough for a bath robe, but not sure about wearing it on a red carpet.
I dislike both of them. I hate this fugly dress.
What is it about Bernie Eccelstone’s daughers – they have literally billions at their disposal and yet they look like two-bit hookers. It’s such a shame. Just shows that money can’t buy style.
I don’t like Kim or her figure so I will say Kim was worse.
Miranda Kerr wore that dress first & she undoubtedly looked the best.
Their boobs look really weird in this dress, especially Tamara’s. It’s an ugly dress to begin with but these girls manage to make it look even worse.
Trash with cash! All of them.
They both need to keep those balloons covered to protect our eyes. We shouldn’t have to look at plastic surgery done to such rediculous lengths and widths by their own choice and pretend it’s normal. And Tamara needs to let a little helium out of hers.
There is so much wrong with this post: First, I fear that woman in the first photo is going to come through my monitor to bite me and I don’t think my virus software can protect against that.
Second – Petra did what to the imported fireplaces? Aren’t there laws against this behavior? Can we make some?
Personally, I like the shoes.
I don’t think it’s flattering on either of them.
Natasha Poly wore that exact same dress at Cannes this year and you can see it’s not the dress, it’s these two women that are way too Voluptuous for that kind of thing.
speechless at how hideous the dress is!
She looks like a fatter version of Megan Fox. Sadly I’d say I like Kims version better, as long as you don’t see the back.
Who thought it was a good idea to take green velvet curtains and make them into a dress? (cue skit from the Carol Burnett show—Carol playing Scarlet O’Hara)
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/fringe_Carol_Burnett_GWTW.jpg
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I actually like Tamara. I watched her show and it seems like she has some insanely absentee father who buys his daughters things because he can’t be bothered to spend time with them. When you go to the same event and he can’t even be bothered to say hello? F-cked up.