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Jan 9
'07
Jade Jagger’s nutritious breakfast


From HolyMoly.co.uk:

Special J
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and it’s clear that Jade Jagger realises this.
No ‘Special K’ for her. ‘Weetabix’? Get fucked, and don’t even mention eggs and bacon.
Jade sets herself up for her rigorous days by smoking a simply HUGE reefer and quaffing a glass of champagne. Daddy must be proud.
Actually, he probably is.

Original art by UrbanDK.

Written by UrbanDK

Posted in Art, Drugs, Jade Jagger, Photos

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12 Responses to “Jade Jagger’s nutritious breakfast”

  1. What’s wrong with that ? :D

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  2. It’s just like Cornbread … AINT Nothing Wrong With THAT !!

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  3. Who is this heifer, anyway?

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  4. herecomessunshine:
  5. Mai, she’s Mick and Bianca Jagger’s daughter and one of what I like to call the ‘Eurotrash’ set.

    That is European based celebs - usually not good at anything much, but moneyed and famous for some reason anyway (often its their association/relation to someone else) who ponce around Europe holidaying on each others yachts. The set includes Victoria Beckham, Liz Hurley, Princess Stephanie, Sadie Frost, Tim Jeffries etc etc ad nauseum….;)

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  6. It’s such a dichotomy of real life. If I weren’t a working stiff, and my dad was Ozzie or Rod or Mick, I think I might be dead. Money and privilege does ugly things to otherwise productive or harmless people.

    Take mucho $$$ + low intelligence = Paris Hilton and her ilk. It’s producing a race of stupids. We need some chlorine in the genepool in America I think. Call in the Einsteins.

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  7. If I had Mick Jagger for a father, I’d probably pretty screwed up. Anyone who endorses smoking weed and drinking for breakfast is a wasted jerk. I never liked the rolling stones nor do I respect them or their off spring. They all can go to hell.

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  8. I heartily endorse champagne at all hours and if you wanna get your spliff on and dodge a bit of glaucoma … well I say chase it all with that palte of Cornbread y’all

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  9. I’ve never heard of this woman.

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  10. Thanks frewtloop. I like your definition and will use it in good health.

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  11. “Money and privilege do ugly things to productive or harmless people”?
    Did I take a nap, and wake up in Cuba?
    I have privilege because of my parent’s intelligence, and productivity, I have money, because of my own. People who make such communistic statements, like money is Humanity’s enemy, have no idea about Wealth, or where it comes from, they think it’s all just there, to be “divided up”. The idea that no one has a right to anything everyone doesn’t have (money, fame, beauty, intelligence, etc.), is straight out of a Marxist playbook, and is disgusting! Go Capitalism, money rocks! The fact that some people are pigs, isn’t Money’s fault.

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