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Christina Aguilera was some kind of Magenta/Mad Queen hybrid for Halloween, it’s hard to tell what the hell she thinks she is except sexy. Obviously, her boyfriend is her knight in shining armor and he’s supposed to help her trashy drunk outfit make sense, similar to how he helps her stumble home nightly. I get the sense that he enjoys his role as her helper, enabler and lover, and that he doesn’t mourn the loss of his man card. He’s got a cushy gig and he knows it. I’ll say something passive aggressive – I like this wig on her much better than any of the other bright dip dye looks she sported this month. She switches it up a lot too, and one is worse than the other.
Also, I have to give her credit for wearing a bra. At first I thought her tits were hanging out under that shredded fabric, but she has on a festive orange bra to give the illusion that they’re hanging out. She’s not wearing any pants or coverage on the bottom, though, that’s not a trick of the eye. I’m thinking she made this “costume” herself by cutting up a black t-shirt, pinning some shredded fishnets across her boobs, and adding accessories. This is the kind of creation you come up with in the process of downing six or seven cosmopolitans. I imagine Christina purring to her knight “I look sessy, right?” He’s all “oh yesh, baaby.”
I don’t think these two went out that night. The photo agency only writes that they were photographed outside their home on Saturday, and JustJared has them throwing a Halloween party. The only excuse for that costume is XTina staying in and primping while getting wasted. It’s good that they stayed in, it seems like a much better idea than than the two of them going out and terrorizing the town.
Photo credit: PacificCoastNews.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Christina Aguilera, Halloween, Photos
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I can’t come up with anything to say that isn’t an insult to trany hookers across the world.
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I googled “Christina Aguilera then an now”….and dawm! It ‘s almost as gross as googling “lindsay Lohan then and now”…so sad. She’s turning into Wanda (from the show “in living color” back in the day).
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I know saw her in Burlesque again( it was on TV )you can’t even tell it was her.
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Wanda: Ah GOT choo!
I loved that show so much.
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Oh she just wishes she looked as good as a tranny hoooker.
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She looks like a well fed Sea Monkey.
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she just wanted another reason to wear fishnets and no pants and Halloween is the perfect occasion..
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LOL. So true.
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To which I offer this in response: Keep your tits in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sheqEN2LCfY
(thanks, Pajiba)
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Wtf is she supposed to be a drag queen on crack. Well she nailed it I think.
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Looks like her usual attire.
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I was gonna say…. not entirely sure this is a costume! Doesn’t she normally dress like this?
The crown means nothing. For example, I personally have been known to slap on the freakin tiara my mother bought and had me wear in my wedding when I have errands to run and feel crappy. It also has been known to go on for really dirty jobs – nothing makes cleaning the basement more bearable then wearing a tiara and blaring loud 80′s music to keep you moving. Crowns don’t = costume.
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I don’t know you… but I love you.
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seriously. if the knight hadnt been standing there you would have thought it was any old monday.
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Lol, so they just stood at her gate posing for no reason? Famewhore much?
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You can’t convince me that dude is really enjoying this situation.
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I love her boyfriend – he has the same smile in every picture. You know he’s thinking. . . if I smile hard enough, and click my heels three times I’ll be back in Kansas.
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I agree her hair here looks much better.
I’m glad we don’t have any pictures from the back…
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It’s Halloween. It should be trashy, tacky, over the top, and bizzare. I don’t get all these mean comments. The same was with Kim K. yesterday. I’m not fan of Xtina and Kim but you people have some serious issues. It just a Halloween costume for gods sake.
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I Agree
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These people look like that everyday though!
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ok Ive got it ~ a little like Ursula from the little mermaid. Kinda!?! What is this costume?
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I think it’s a social commentary on the plight of Balinese bats’ educational situation with a plea to reach out to the autocratic Italian chinchillas who are seeking to oppress them…
… or maybe she is just out of her damn mind.
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It’s Halloween. Who cares? Don’t come to the parties I’ve been to, then. It’s all in good fun and the point is to be tacky and outrageous. She doesn’t look fat, at least.
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I love that these two look completely trashed already before their party started.
I do appreciate people that dress up for Halloween parties, though. (Side eye to KScrewy)
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Kstain was going as a person with friends.
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Ha! LMFAO
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What costume? That’s just something she wears on a daily bases. It was probably in her closet next to her nipple clamps and edible undies.
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I can’t believe she is posing outside her home for photo ops. How desperate is she going to get?
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If you take away the tiara-thing on her head, this could be christina on any old day – not specifically halloween.
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So that’s what miss piggy does when she’s not with Kermit.
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Proud moment to be a mother!
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She looks like nicki menage
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God this girl has no taste at all!Not only does she over sing but she alway’s overdoes it with any kind of out fit.She look’s stupid.And sorry she look’s fat.Curve’s my ass.She is just a jerk.
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There’s a certain age and a certain weight where that costume is no longer the right choice. Egads that’s dreadful.
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Maybe she IS Nicki Menage!!! That’s what she is dressed up as!
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I remember when she was with her ex. She had some pretty great costume ideas back then and really elaborate costumes. My favorite was the dead bride costume. Now, not soo much in recent years….
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Tragic
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Umm Christina? Oh never mind. She seems to think she looks hot so let’s not burst her bubble.
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#9 is right.if more people saw The Rocky |Horror Picture Show, they might have a different opinion of her.
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Now *THIS* is embarrassing. Yikes.
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I think her costume is Nicki Minaj….
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She’s still young, and as long as she has her voice I believe she can return to her former glory. That being said, I’m definitely not enjoying this sloppy/trashy phase she’s in, and the sooner she wises up and gets it together, the better.
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Personally I blame it on that dude. She needs to upgrade, STAT. What does he offer her? Not enough, I’m pretty sure.
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