Yesterday, we discussed the new photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher from this past weekend. I’m including some of the pics in this post. The Mail and many other sites were all “OMG BABY BUMP” about these pics, and I had to admit that I saw it too. Not that I was for-sure “She’s definitely preggo,” but I did think it was a valid possibility. Other possibilities included a food baby, booze bloat, and/or a really awful horizontal-striped shirt. Well, Mila’s rep decided to actually say something about the rumor. Which is how it begins, ladies and gentlemen. Mila has always maintained a “I don’t talk about my relationships” embargo on every outlet. And now she’s got her rep shooting down a pregnancy rumor? Fascinating.
Her rounded tummy sparked rumors she may be carrying Ashton Kutcher’s baby. But a rep for Mila Kunis denies the Black Swan actress will be expecting a stork visit anytime soon.
A spokesperson for the star has insisted: “She is not expecting.”
The Hollywood rumor mill went into overdrive at the weekend after a bumpy looking Kunis, 29, and Kutcher, 34, were snapped taking a stroll in Los Angeles on Saturday.
Clutching what looked like an iced coffee, the actress looked casual in a pair of jeans and a tank top. But it seems her shirt’s horizontal stripes may have created an optical illusion that Kunis is expecting a baby. Or the actress may have been sporting a bloated tummy after having a little too much to eat!
Either way it seems the Two and a Half Men actor will not be becoming a daddy anytime soon.
Kutcher has had experience being a parent. During his six-year marriage to Demi Moore he was stepdad to her three daughters Rumer, now 24, Scout, 21 and Tallulah Willis, 18.
The couple separated last year but have yet to file for a divorce. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the separated spouses have been quietly negotiating a financial settlement, which could spill over into a “public battle” if an agreement isn’t reached soon.
So. It really was a food baby/booze bloat/a bad shirt. Come here and sit down, Mila. We need to talk. First of all, I like that you eat. Everything you’ve done post-Black Swan indicates to me that you’re the kind of girl who loves to drink beer and eat hot dergs. That’s absolutely fine. I love you for that. But now that you’ve established yourself as the kind of girl who eats solids and occasionally gets photographed looking stuffed from an all-you-can-eat buffet, maybe it’s time to invest in some cute and flattering just-hanging-out clothes. Because your casual-wear sucks, and it’s increasingly becoming a huge problem for you. Enough with the Capri pants, skinny pants, horizontal stripes and faux-maternity blouses. Buy some cute tunics, some scoop-neck t-shirts, some nice straight-leg jeans and maybe a couple pairs of chinos. It really is that simple. Oh, and just by the way, Mila: you know you can do SO much better than Ashton, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I can’t help but think about how much she denied being with Ashton and it ended up being true. Now she’s denying a pregnancy. How long until we find out it’s true? I don’t believe it but she tends to fib more when it comes to Ashton. But I did say yesterday they both look like they have baby bumps. Maybe they’re just loved up and eating a lot.
Lol she did deny dating Ashton pretty darn hard. Now she looks like a liar.
gah, her comfy clothes really are atrocious. girl, give your stylist a couple more dollars and have them get you some decent clothes..
Big Foot is starting to look like Rosie O’Donell…and not in a good way….not that there ever is a good way to look like Cowhead.
She really does have the worst casual style. I sincerely hope she doesn’t have a baby with this douche.
Couldn´t agree more 🙂
ITA.
I don’t honestly don’t care if Mila’s non-red carpet style blows. It’s her down time, so who give a sh*t? However, the rest of Kaiser’s comment, re: having a sit down w/ Mila about how she can do SOOOO much better than Ashton? Totally spot on. That’s not just her personal style, that is potentially a union for the rest of her life (or five *whole* years based on Hollywood standards).
If she has a baby with him? Then she’s TRULY trapped for the rest of her life, unlike poor Demi. Who still, by the way, seems to be the only person in the known universe who DOESN’T know she’s dodged a bullet by that tool Ashton leaving her.
Do you know if it was the same Rep that denied they are an item? 😉
i dont have a problem with bad style or weight gain, its just that she looks as if she goes the kristen stewart way in terms of body hygiene and thats never attractive. (Maybe to armpit sucking vampires)
NEVER wear horizontal stripes.
My friend Gerry told me so 😉
Mila needs some honest friends.
She dresses like a lot of average women. She seems comfortable and happy-why do women insist on shitting on every woman who doesn’t go out in a ballgown and full makeup?
Maybe she doesn’t wear “tunics and chinos” because that’s NOT HER STYLE.
Meanwhile, on another post, Cavill is sporting pretty much the same get-up except with SWEATPANTS and we’re all talking about how “divine” he is.
Just stop it already. Let the girl wear what she wants.
+1 love this comment
Ditto. Casual wear is just that: casual. Not business casual, not “what YOU think” casual. Her casual. And it’s very normal.
Cosign, she doesn´t always have to be on. While I know that this is not the best look, but I dress myself somewhat similar when I have a day off.
Ditto to the “Maybe she doesn’t wear ‘tunics and chinos’ because that’s NOT HER STYLE.” She has access to so much in terms of clothes and chooses this. I like that she hasn’t stepforded her closet.
I won’t hate on her style because I’m pretty much wearing the exact same thing right now (but with sleeves).
in all fairness, if I could get on that post (something about the video causes a glitch) I would bitch about his sweatpants too, not the curly hair though-love the curly hair..
Agreed. Lord knows MY casual style isn’t anything I’d want photographed and put out for the world to see. I get it, she’s a celeb, she’s going to be photographed, but let her live her life. She seems like a real person, and props to her for not spending hours everyday on makeup/hair and perfecting the right outfit. Kim K does just that and still looks off most of the time!
Man, it’s depressing that when an actress dares to put the tiniest sliver of meat on her bones, we can’t believe that it’s anything but pregnancy. That is some toxic self-image there folks.
+1 Distorted society
You know, I actually felt bad about my comment yesterday because I said the first photo I did think she looked pregnant. I did not mean to imply that I thought she looked big (which, I know, how else do you interpret pregnant?) It’s just that in a few of the photos she actually looks to have a bump in front – a darling bump but it does look round. But then from the side, she looks great – healthy and enviable – and how strange an illusion that was.
Just needed to get that off my chest. i think she looks great and that shirt looks really comfortable.
She is stick thin & in comfy clothes~ I wish I looked as good as her on a frumpy day!
No wonder there are so many young girls out there w/body image issues. If Mila is looking ‘thick’, then I must be morbidly obese.
I totally “get” Mila right now. When I was in my twenties I found myself single and disenchanted at the same time a long-time guy friend got his heart broken. We ended up hanging out a lot and our friendship developed into a thing. We drank beer and watched movies, ate pancakes, had average sex, rolled out of bed and went for coffee looking exactly like Mila and Ashton. It was safe, it was comfortable, and it was exactly what we needed. After almost a year we both got bored, got haircuts, and started dating other people. It was perfect. We’re still friends.
So anyway, from the outside it looks like Mila and Ashton are having the same kind of comfortable friendship/romance. And if that is the case, I say ENJOY!
I think Bitch-Face knows very well she can do so much better than Ashton, it’s just that… well it was her childhood dream, you know? She had a crush on the douche since she was a kid, she admitted so. So let her live her teen crush now. She’ll open her eyes soon enough.
Happy she’s not pregnant.
Didn’t she lie about dating him in the first place? The girl likes to lie.
I don’t think her problem is the weight (She’s thin in my opinion)or her casual style (10 times better than Kristen Stewart for the matter). I think her problem is she looks miserable and depressed.
She does look miserable. I’d look miserable too if I’m just trying to relax and chill with my man and people are taking pics.
The money should make up for it.
It gives me pleasure to see how annoyed Ashton looks in these pics.
@judyjudy
I think it’s that way for Mila. But ashton seems to be genuinely in love with her. He has giant picture of them together on the wall of his office.
How do you know about that picture?
How do they explain her face looking pregnant?
She can wear whatever she wants.
What the heck is wrong with what she’s wearing?!?! Geez, her outfit is fine & eating is fine. Leave her alone