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“Bestriding the British TV industry like a leggy goth King Charles spaniel on heat” (via Startrip.tv) nothing can stop the madcap genius of Brit Comedy sensation Russell Brand. Having worked his way precipitously through the shag-ready ranks of A,B, C and D level British Babes including Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, Kimberly Stewart and Abi Titmuss (famous for nothing in England –but should be famous everywhere just for that name) as well as any female who’s been on Big Brother UK — he’s the mad-haired, fey, boho lothario of the British moment. He’s a bit of a lad, a right womaniser and saucy tales of his bedroom antics are daily fare in the always estimable London tabloids. All we can say (since you ask) … if you meet the legendary ladies’ man… Don’t shake him by the thumb.
Fresh from his double entendre appearance on the cover of Backdoor Living — Russell has been tapped to host the live broadcast of this years Brit Awards ‘I will do my level best to tear it up,” says RB. “Once it starts it is all in my hands. It it is going to be like the rock and roll Brits of old, returned to the controlled mayhem and danger. I am going to be the ringleader at this carnival of mayhem and I’m really looking forward to it.’ ” Like we said … stay away from his thumbs … unless you are into that sort of thing … then welcome to the digital age. We wish you all opposable joy!
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Art, Gross, Russell Brand
9 Responses to “Russell Brand is DangerThumb”
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I hate this man. He is beyond annoying.
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And yet he has amazing thumb skills … told of Wrinkle Bags Bob Geldoff and Rod Stewart … and did their daughters … its quite cheeky … I say two thumbs up for Russ Russ
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Who the hell is this guy?
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I just don’t even want to know.
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He’s the funniest thing in big hair that ever shagged Kate Moss … if you arent up to speed on Russell … you just aint up to speed
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I remember reading an article he wrote for Marie Claire (UK edition) a few years back when he was a nobody comic on his battle and rehabilitation for sex addiction. Now, he’s got famous and cultivated an image of being a “serial shagger” so he’s conviniently forgotten his “addiction”. I’d feel sorry for the guy if I didn’t despise him so much.
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Does he host on show on MTV Europe? If so, I think he interviewed my favorites, The Mighty Boosh, and would not shut up and let them talk. It seemed like he was trying too hard to impress the Boosh boys, esp. Noel.
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Impressing the Boosh … that is the dirtiest double entendre I ‘ave ever ‘eard … for shame Jenny
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I don’t think I like him very much. He thinks he is The Greatest, and anybody that thinks that, is usually The Grossest.
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