Jan 12
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Kim Kardashian’s golden sex tape coming to a computer near you


Kim Kardashian’s rumored sex tape with her ex, Brandy’s little brother R&B singer Ray J, is said to actually exist and to end with a golden shower. A guy told The New York Daily News that he saw the tape and that it’s “your typical graphic sex tape” with that surprise ending.

Kardashian has denied that the footage exists, but the News’ source claims that she’s trying to secretly broker a deal so that she can cash in on it. It’s being shopped for a reported $1 million. Maybe if she continues getting her picture taken with Paris she can up the price a bit.

Greasy bear Brandon Davis is said to have advised her against it, but I would tell her to go for it. She’ll always be knows as the girl who got peed on, but she’ll probably see her fame level rise:

Paris Hilton’s bff Kim Kardashian has denied she made a sex tape with her R&B singer ex, Ray J. So why are they trying to sell one?

We spoke to a gentleman who says he viewed the tape and that it is being brokered for the very Dr. Evil price of one meeellion dollars.

“It’s your typical graphic sex tape,” he says.

We’ll spare you the exact description (you can probably guess), but he did say “there’s a golden shower at the end…”

But the snitch said, “She and her camp want to decide exactly what gets released and what doesn’t. She is actively involved in its sale, but wishes to do it through a third party.”

Amusingly, the voice of reason in the whole situation could be Hilton comedy supporting cast member Brandon Davis. “He called her and berated her for doing the tape,” says the source. “He said it’s not a good idea.”

If these pictures of Ray-J and Kim together are any indication, the tape should be pretty hot except for the ending. If she’s hanging out with Paris a lot, it seems likely that she’ll be influenced to release it. That’s how Paris rocketed to fame after all.

Written by Celebitchy

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26 Responses to “Kim Kardashian’s golden sex tape coming to a computer near you”

  1. Roni says:

    This Kim Kardashian sounds like a real HO if she wants this video to be made public! And a comment about the article RAY J is NOT Brandy’s 1st husband…HE’S HER YOUNGER BROTHER! Get your facts straight!

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  2. celebitchy says:

    Sorry Roni, thanks for letting me know. I was trying to work too fast and will correct that.

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  3. Jenna says:

    Since it worked so well for Paris….

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  4. Other Karen says:

    if it’s going to come out anyway, she might as well cash in. $1 million’s a lot of dough, and she doesn’t have much in the way of visible income.

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  5. Domidroid says:

    Have no idea who she is, but she’s very lucky to know who HE is.

    PS, CB, you apologize to these idiots way too much. You’re obviously working hard, and kickin’ ass, you’ve put together a slick site, with a savvy business model, how dare someone crash your gig, and tell you what to do!
    Anyway, I appreciate it, if no one else does. Thanx.

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  6. GG says:

    Hey Domidroid, Mind your own business. CB took the “constructive” critcism quite eloquently. It was not meant with ill intent. You’re the idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Roni says:

    First of ALL Domidroid…Your name fits you. First lesson in Journalism and I should know since I have a Journalism degree is get the FACTS STRAIGHT and ACCURATE! I’m NOT at all criticizing Celebitchy because I think this is an amazing site. I just want to let it be known the TRUTH. Watch who you are calling an “IDIOT” because if the shoe fits…you SHOULD know the rest! And I DO indeed appreciate the writers on this site also…DOMIDROID!

    PS. If someone IS willing to help your ass wouldn’t you want to take the CONSTRUCTIVE Criticism to better yourself?! I guess you wouldn’t IDIOT DOMIDROID! Not getting the facts straight is how people get sued! But you wouldn’t know that would you DOMIDROID?!

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  8. Domidroid says:

    Constructive Criticism, isn’t circular and antagonistic. Yelling at someone to “Get their facts straight”, isn’t constructive, it’s mean.
    Obviously, ‘Domidroid’ suits Me (DUH),
    secondly, you’ve seen how I deal with insects, you honestly want to be on the other end of that? I’m giving you a chance to back off with a bit of Dignity, take it.

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  9. Roni says:

    I’m shaking in my boots, Dum-Dumroid!
    How the hell am I being mean when I’m TRULY trying to help somebody out from getting sued or eduacting the readers who might assume (from the misprint) that Ray J was Brady’s 1st husband; when its actually her brother! Get a life! And as far as you dealing with insects, to go back to 1st grade…you probably look like the insects you’re referring to. And to speak of DIGNITY I will and forever more ALWAYS have DIGNITY!

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  10. Domidroid says:

    Love the outpouring of Emotion, in another, brighter life, you probably could have been an actress, perhaps that explains your fixation. None of this shit matters, have some fun, and deal with your closet-lesbian crush on Me in some other way. Loser.

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  11. Roni says:

    Don’t flatter yourself Dum-Dumroid! I’m STRICTLY-DICKLY! You probably look like a dude in the face so it really doesn’t matter. Have some fun with that thought as you think about kissing my A**! And as they say “if it looks like a duck…you SHOULD know the rest…Loser! Have a nice weekend thinking about that while I go find your boyfriend and bone him! That’s giving you credit because you probably ARE a Lesbian. My little “Rainbow-Brite!”

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  12. Domidroid says:

    Check, and Mate. Before jousting, learn a rule of engagement: Never allow your opponent to unravel you, it re-states his power over you. Thank you for illuminating my point. You ARE an idiot, rant all you want, little drone, you’ll never matter, and you’ll never hear from Me again.
    Enjoy the half-life. An angry little non-creative, who resents the Hell out of the real thing.

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  13. julie says:

    Domidroid and Roni,

    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
    Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
    Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
    Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
    Silver white winters that melt into springs
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When the dog bites
    When the bee stings
    When I’m feeling sad
    I simply remember my favorite things
    And then I don’t feel so bad

    Repeat all verses until anger eases

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  14. Roni says:

    Thanks Julie,

    I really needed a laugh…I should have NEVER let myself drop down to Domidroid’s level. Thanks for showing me the light and not giving into “negativity!” Lesson learned before MLK’s birthday! Have a good weekend and life Julie! :)

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  15. FArrah says:

    RONNIE GET YOURE FACTS STRIGHT ITS “BRANDY “not “BRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Toubrouk says:

    Regardless of all the drama of this thread, I will like to add something:

    Do we really need to see that tape?

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  17. Anonymous says:

    Perhaps its her giving the shower instead of receiving it, she’s drinking water in the pic after all…

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  18. countrybabe says:

    I don’t know, but he’s ugly. And a sex tape of them wouldn’t look good.

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  19. aneurysm says:

    I’m not choosing a side as I’m not a forum cheerleader but I have to give credit where credit is due…
    Domidroid, you are a fantastic writer! Your diction is flawless.

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  20. Domidroid says:

    WOW, Someone here said something nice to Me, Thanx.

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  21. frewtloop says:

    PS, CB, you apologize to these idiots way too much. You’re obviously working hard, and kickin’ ass, you’ve put together a slick site, with a savvy business model, how dare someone crash your gig, and tell you what to do!
    Anyway, I appreciate it, if no one else does. Thanx.
    Domidroid | Homepage | 01.12.07 – 12:38 pm | #

    I believe the sticky note at the top of this blog may have been meant for you. What a fucking sycophant you are dumroid.

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  22. Cleopatra says:

    Pay back really is a bitch when a slezzy scum sucking two bit Jewish lawyer like Kardashian has a skanky slutty whorish daughter like Kim and then have a nigger piss in her sorry ass face is a classic piece of work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. GG says:

    Hey aneurysm…….DICTION???? I believe that refers to SPOKEN word…Let’s not give this lame BITCH more credit than she is worth. You think SHE can write??? HA HA HA HA…NO talent LOSER!!!!!

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  24. Yesica says:

    Publicity stunt! shes trying to become famous just like her friend Paris hilton.

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