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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So what, excellent post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what, excellent post.
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		<title>By: so what?</title>
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		<dc:creator>so what?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Playboy is insignificant, has been for years.  There was a time when it was socially groundbreaking; those days are long gone, and now it&#039;s just a glorified skin rag.  These two won&#039;t bring anything of value to the table, just catering to the frat boy set to try to prop up dismal sales and a diminished brand name.  It&#039;s time to take Playboy out to the field and put a bullet in its head.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Playboy is insignificant, has been for years.  There was a time when it was socially groundbreaking; those days are long gone, and now it&#8217;s just a glorified skin rag.  These two won&#8217;t bring anything of value to the table, just catering to the frat boy set to try to prop up dismal sales and a diminished brand name.  It&#8217;s time to take Playboy out to the field and put a bullet in its head.
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		<title>By: michele</title>
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		<dc:creator>michele</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know much about their mom, but it sounds to me like they were raised decently and that Marston seems mature about womenm, especially for his age.  Maybe their mom has some brains after all.  They are not cute, but at least they are intelligent, albeit Cooper sounds like a ho.

I imagine since Christi Hefner is leaving Playboy next month, the sons will take over the magazine after college, if it is still in business!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know much about their mom, but it sounds to me like they were raised decently and that Marston seems mature about womenm, especially for his age.  Maybe their mom has some brains after all.  They are not cute, but at least they are intelligent, albeit Cooper sounds like a ho.</p>
<p>I imagine since Christi Hefner is leaving Playboy next month, the sons will take over the magazine after college, if it is still in business!
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		<title>By: manda</title>
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		<dc:creator>manda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They probably haven&#039;t divorced because they probably didn&#039;t sign a prenup, which would mean that Kim would be entitled to half of everything Hef has in his name.  CA is a community property state.  And I&#039;m sure Hef has a will, so divorcing his wife would have nothing to do with whether his kids inherit from him.  And he could write his kids out of his will, if he so desires.  You can leave your stuff to anyone you want to, as long as you write it or film it or somehow leave something behind that people can find after you die so they know what your wishes are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They probably haven&#8217;t divorced because they probably didn&#8217;t sign a prenup, which would mean that Kim would be entitled to half of everything Hef has in his name.  CA is a community property state.  And I&#8217;m sure Hef has a will, so divorcing his wife would have nothing to do with whether his kids inherit from him.  And he could write his kids out of his will, if he so desires.  You can leave your stuff to anyone you want to, as long as you write it or film it or somehow leave something behind that people can find after you die so they know what your wishes are.
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		<title>By: SixxKitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>SixxKitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have &#039;assumed&#039; for years that they never divorced so the boys were &#039;Guaranteed&#039; to inherit, no matter what. Kimberley has shown that her children are what she is focused on from when they were babies and she made all the &#039;mates and bunnies wear bottoms. I remember the home movie scenes with them as toddlers playing in the mansion halls, and driving electric cars on the tennis courts. Hef is by no means a stupid man, he is insuring nothing is left to chance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have &#8216;assumed&#8217; for years that they never divorced so the boys were &#8216;Guaranteed&#8217; to inherit, no matter what. Kimberley has shown that her children are what she is focused on from when they were babies and she made all the &#8216;mates and bunnies wear bottoms. I remember the home movie scenes with them as toddlers playing in the mansion halls, and driving electric cars on the tennis courts. Hef is by no means a stupid man, he is insuring nothing is left to chance.
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		<title>By: LondonParis</title>
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		<dc:creator>LondonParis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see nothing but a young Hugh Hefner when I look at Marston. It&#039;s almost eerie. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see nothing but a young Hugh Hefner when I look at Marston. It&#8217;s almost eerie. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Ling</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find it hilarious that, even after Marston&#039;s &quot;The Sadder but Wiser Girl for Me&quot; monologue, people are still hung up on the boys&#039; looks.

Well, in my opinion, they&#039;re both quite handsome. Though Cooper seems like a brat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find it hilarious that, even after Marston&#8217;s &#8220;The Sadder but Wiser Girl for Me&#8221; monologue, people are still hung up on the boys&#8217; looks.</p>
<p>Well, in my opinion, they&#8217;re both quite handsome. Though Cooper seems like a brat.
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Translation: &quot;By diversity, we mean we want more models with the same body type, the same poses, and the same faces, but with 25 studs in their faces or rainbow colored hair.&quot;

Nothing to see here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Translation: &#8220;By diversity, we mean we want more models with the same body type, the same poses, and the same faces, but with 25 studs in their faces or rainbow colored hair.&#8221;</p>
<p>Nothing to see here.
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		<title>By: Di</title>
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		<dc:creator>Di</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think these are two cute regular looking teenage boys. I respect the fact that they don&#039;t look like over-processed California brats. Hef was never conventionally handsome. He was just charismatic and very intelligent. I think these boys will develop that quality as well.  I think they will also end up being better looking than their dad as they get older. 

Little Marston&#039;s perceptions about women are more mature than some 40 year old men I know.

The fact that an 18-year old boy is even thinking about WHY a woman has implants rather than what they look like is rather stunning and impressive to me.  Most grown men don&#039;t even consider that question. I&#039;m hoping he takes over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think these are two cute regular looking teenage boys. I respect the fact that they don&#8217;t look like over-processed California brats. Hef was never conventionally handsome. He was just charismatic and very intelligent. I think these boys will develop that quality as well.  I think they will also end up being better looking than their dad as they get older. </p>
<p>Little Marston&#8217;s perceptions about women are more mature than some 40 year old men I know.</p>
<p>The fact that an 18-year old boy is even thinking about WHY a woman has implants rather than what they look like is rather stunning and impressive to me.  Most grown men don&#8217;t even consider that question. I&#8217;m hoping he takes over.
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		<title>By: MomInNH</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Playboy also taught me how to correctly sew a button, tell a well timed joke and many other useful and practical things.  I really and truly read the magazine for the articles. I could care less about the centerfolds. Fake boobs don&#039;t do it for me. But the articles and the jokes, that&#039;s what I tune in for. 

For the record I am a woman and I do have a subscription and have since I was 20 years old.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Playboy also taught me how to correctly sew a button, tell a well timed joke and many other useful and practical things.  I really and truly read the magazine for the articles. I could care less about the centerfolds. Fake boobs don&#8217;t do it for me. But the articles and the jokes, that&#8217;s what I tune in for. </p>
<p>For the record I am a woman and I do have a subscription and have since I was 20 years old.
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