These photos are from…? WENN has the date as the 29th, but I think the ARIA Awards actually took place on the 28th. But the event was in Sydney, Australia and the International Date Line confuses me, so let’s just say these pics are from sometime this week, at the ARIA Awards. I saw the pics yesterday, but WENN didn’t get them in until today, and I’m so happy because I really wanted to talk about them.
Taylor Swift was the big “get” at the awards show, and of course she dressed like a pretty princess, America’s Virginal Pop Princess, yet again. Swifty is wearing Elie Saab… is it just me, or is this a particularly awful shade of cream/ivory? It doesn’t look “crisp”. It looks like… bandages. OLD, used bandages. I think this dress is also a bad choice because it’s just further evidence that Taylor Swift DID get bolt-ons around April or May of this year.
When we first started talking about in May of this year, there were a lot of Bolt-On Deniers, and a lot of you said that Swifty is still young, and maybe she just grew them magically overnight and it was all completely natural. I considered your point, and agreed that it might have some validity, mostly because I went up a bra size in my early 20s too. But it didn’t happen overnight, and it didn’t happen without me gaining weight all over, you know? Swifty went from an A-cup to a C-cup (at least) within the span of two weeks.
And now these photos… this is the first time Swifty has worn something this low-cut in months and months. And now we know why. Because that, ladies, is a boob job. Those look like obvious implants to me.
Obviously, her body, her choice, etc. I’m not judging her for getting a boob job. I am, however, giving her a side-eye for getting a boob job all while promoting cotton-candy-sprinkles and sparkle-ponies to young girls.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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