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		<title>By: How to Get Six Pack Fast</title>
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		<dc:creator>How to Get Six Pack Fast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The topic is quite trendy in the net at the moment. What do you pay the most attention to while choosing what to write about?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The topic is quite trendy in the net at the moment. What do you pay the most attention to while choosing what to write about?
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I watched this last night, actually, and still don&#039;t know what to think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I watched this last night, actually, and still don&#8217;t know what to think.
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		<title>By: Christina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>like i said, there are plenty of things you can do for charity rather than insult me with your snot... that&#039;s all i have to say on this issue...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>like i said, there are plenty of things you can do for charity rather than insult me with your snot&#8230; that&#8217;s all i have to say on this issue&#8230;
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		<title>By: yadira</title>
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		<dc:creator>yadira</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are stalkers out there that think her snot is made of gold.  The point of the charity auction is to sell her golden snot for money that will in turn go to the charity of her choice.  She isn&#039;t donating the actual mucus to the charity so that they can split and wear it amongst themselves.  Whatever works</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are stalkers out there that think her snot is made of gold.  The point of the charity auction is to sell her golden snot for money that will in turn go to the charity of her choice.  She isn&#8217;t donating the actual mucus to the charity so that they can split and wear it amongst themselves.  Whatever works
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		<title>By: Christina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yadira what kind of question is that? if i were going to part with something for charity, it would be a worthwhile item like clothing or money. i would not be so pretention as to think that my snot or my eyelash or my butt hair is worth something for somebody... charity or no charity... of course miss scarlett is special and her snot is made of gold... there are plenty of things to do for charity... blowing snot doesn&#039;t come to mind...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yadira what kind of question is that? if i were going to part with something for charity, it would be a worthwhile item like clothing or money. i would not be so pretention as to think that my snot or my eyelash or my butt hair is worth something for somebody&#8230; charity or no charity&#8230; of course miss scarlett is special and her snot is made of gold&#8230; there are plenty of things to do for charity&#8230; blowing snot doesn&#8217;t come to mind&#8230;
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		<title>By: yadira</title>
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		<dc:creator>yadira</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Christina, what of your belongings are you willing to part with for charity?  A strand of your hair or an eyelash maybe?  

People are so quick to complain of others, at least it is for charity!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Christina, what of your belongings are you willing to part with for charity?  A strand of your hair or an eyelash maybe?  </p>
<p>People are so quick to complain of others, at least it is for charity!
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		<title>By: Christina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh my god that is freaking gross and so pretentious... to think that your snot is important enough for people to pay money for? that seriously pisses me off... who does she think she is? WOW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my god that is freaking gross and so pretentious&#8230; to think that your snot is important enough for people to pay money for? that seriously pisses me off&#8230; who does she think she is? WOW!
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		<title>By: Ernestine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JEEzus. Eva makes Scarlett look like MERYL or something. That&#039;s some of the worst &quot;acting&quot; I&#039;ve ever seen. My youngest cat has a far wider spectrum of emotions!

Anyway, midway through the whole thing, it dawned on me that Scarlett is so much more animated during interviews than she is on film. I mean, Jay Leno is a gigantic choad. He&#039;s boring as hell, so the show is useless unless the guest is kinda charming, and I do admit that I watched the whole thing which is RARE for me since I really don&#039;t like Leno at all, but I thought her Dr. Dre/Chronukkah thing was clever. And she seems relatively interested in things other than herself. That&#039;s a plus. And she IS absolutely stunning, and I&#039;m glad she&#039;s moving away from the matte-faced, rigid, 50&#039;s housewife, Marilyn-wannabe thing. I LOVE that dress. The hair is weird, but I&#039;m glad she&#039;s no longer doing that heinous poofy-bang pompadour thing. I think she&#039;s going for a Valley of the Dolls type look. I kinda like it. 

She&#039;s still a shittacular actress, though. I guess that was my point. Oh, and auctioning off your snot is pretty audacious, but if all the proceeds go towards something awesome, why not?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JEEzus. Eva makes Scarlett look like MERYL or something. That&#8217;s some of the worst &#8220;acting&#8221; I&#8217;ve ever seen. My youngest cat has a far wider spectrum of emotions!</p>
<p>Anyway, midway through the whole thing, it dawned on me that Scarlett is so much more animated during interviews than she is on film. I mean, Jay Leno is a gigantic choad. He&#8217;s boring as hell, so the show is useless unless the guest is kinda charming, and I do admit that I watched the whole thing which is RARE for me since I really don&#8217;t like Leno at all, but I thought her Dr. Dre/Chronukkah thing was clever. And she seems relatively interested in things other than herself. That&#8217;s a plus. And she IS absolutely stunning, and I&#8217;m glad she&#8217;s moving away from the matte-faced, rigid, 50&#8242;s housewife, Marilyn-wannabe thing. I LOVE that dress. The hair is weird, but I&#8217;m glad she&#8217;s no longer doing that heinous poofy-bang pompadour thing. I think she&#8217;s going for a Valley of the Dolls type look. I kinda like it. </p>
<p>She&#8217;s still a shittacular actress, though. I guess that was my point. Oh, and auctioning off your snot is pretty audacious, but if all the proceeds go towards something awesome, why not?
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		<title>By: prissa</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Undeniably, she is very pretty; but sometimes she just looks off to me, as though her face is made of play doh or something...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Undeniably, she is very pretty; but sometimes she just looks off to me, as though her face is made of play doh or something&#8230;
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		<title>By: yadira</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gross but it&#039;s for charity so good job!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gross but it&#8217;s for charity so good job!
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